Caoimhe needs a miracle

hi, i'm caoimhe, gym leader of the luntian gym, for real this time. i blog about pokemon and whatever rotumblr has in store for us this hellish day. 26 years old. #unreality #pokeposting follows from @godslayerclaira

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

HI rotumblr, I'm Caoimhe 

I'm the Gym Leader for the Luntian Gym (Grass-type). Drop by for a battle! Or just to watch the battles

[IMPORTANT NOTICE: Gym battles are back, and so are the grassy bleachers! Feel free to challenge us or watch the battles! Usual hours are from 9 AM to 6 PM, other hours can be scheduled privately!]

-opinions here are mine and do not reflect the views of the Luntian Gym or the Culai Pokémon League unless stated. Go to our Frillishbook page or our Finneonstagram for more formal updates.

-if you want to submit a Weird Pokemon Name of the Day, send me an ask or a dm. or tag me in a post.

-it's pronounced kwee-veh

-i’m 28

-i cuss. If you don't like it then please leave

-I was born in hoenn but my family moved here

-I only use grass types at the gym but I have other pokemon! My partner is Leif the Leafeon. Best boy

-tried the gym challenge, got to 5 badges but the elite four feels a bit too much for now

-am i queer? Am i gay? Idk man, definitely not straight tho

-never mind being nice, stop running into dangerous situations or else i will lose my mind

MY CURRENT MONS:

Leif the Leafeon: had this boy since I was 7. Goodest zoomiest boy

Sassy the Servine Serperior: sweet girl, got her from a daycare

Darth Vader the Crobat: got him as a rescue egg, he will not respond to anything else

Sithis the Houndoom: caught her as a Houndour in the woods, all hail

Cannon the Applin: Got him at a daycare, he was a Luvdisc Day reject

Bamboo the Lileep: no longer in my care. I miss Bamboo

Meteor the Pumpkaboo: newly hatched Pumpkaboo from a shelter, baby, very small

[ OOC under the cut! ]

I’m claira, likes and follows from @godslayerclaira 

-caoimhe and RPer are adults

-hee hoo pokemon are real blog, not very interested in shippy stuff though

-Pelipper Mail and magic anons are OFF for now. If you send Pelipper mail Caoimhe may laugh and point tho.

-blog will not contain unironically sexual things, but it contains drug mentions and alcohol.

-caoimhe can be and will be bossy, abrasive, and self-righteous often. Sorry in advance

-for non-human characters: caoimhe will firmly believe you are a roleplayer/kin online. unless specifically convinced otherwise (i recommend plotting with me, drop a DM!)

-she hates food crimes. Commit more for hilarity!

-if you wanna plot just hit me up with a DM

[chosen-of-rayquaza]

I'm feeling mildly nostalgic. Everyone should reblog this post with their favorite grade school ghost stories.

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

This was in 4th grade, and one of the classrooms we used for performance practice was haunted. Weird sounds everywhere, stuff falling off shelves. Sometimes we'd see a weird silhouette floating in the air, but we never could tell what Pokemon it was. Near the end of the school year, some guys and I had a fistfight in there about something really stupid (it involved the gay word I can't type on here). We all got suspended ofc, but after that, the ghost was just. gone. to this day that room is still unhaunted according to the kids who used to go to that school. It was kind of a garbage school so I don't rly care that much anymore

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

Room

[One of the reasons Caoimhe's living room is somewhat cluttered is because Sassy's massive branch for hanging out belongs in the living room, nowhere else. Sassy drags it back into the living room every time it is moved. A heating lamp sits nearby for rainy days. It is a huge piece of gnarled driftwood that has been smoothed, carved in some places, and polished. It is positioned so that Sassy gets some good sunshine in the late afternoon. On days when Sassy is feeling generous, the other Pokemon can come hang out on it as well.]

[memedrome]

Send me Room and I will give you a detail about my muse's room.

That detail can be a piece of furniture, a decorative element, their bed, the entire room's aesthetic, or anything else I can think of.

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

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[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

I once met a Ditto named Estradiol

Weird Pokemon Name of the Day: Estradiol the Ditto SHOW. PICS.

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

Weird Pokemon Name of the Day: Estrogen the Happiny

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

Some guy messaged the Frillishbook page and said he really liked my photography and wanted me to shoot his upcoming wedding sir I am a Gym Leader

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

Weird Pokemon Name of the Day: Joe Hendry the Heracross

[gwendoline-of-lumiose]

What do you mean you have more pokemon than usual on your battling team? That is against the rules! I do not care how many times you talk about the arcana being the means by which all is revealed! Your gimmick is against league rules!

[4whomittolz]

The first gym leader when I challenge their gym with 5 pokemon:

[gwendoline-of-lumiose]

Actually I am the eighth and this person really was carrying fourteen pokemon!

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

Name, trainer ID, physical description, team composition, report their ass

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

YES, joltik bite, NO you will not die, YES your local grass-type gym leader might be able to help but honestly go to a doctor

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

Weird Pokemon Name of the Day: Bouba the Salamence and Kiki the Hydreigon

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Okay dad I know it must come to a shock to you but I really don't appreciate you spend me recommendations for shows that are 70% making fun of grass types. Fucking hell

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

your dad has shit taste in shows

lemme know if you want any recs

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

Do NOT declaw your Skitties and Liepards, the fuck's wrong with you?

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

[A picture of an unsettlingly small cave entrance with brightly colored guide ropes leading in. The inside is pitch-black, and the entrance itself would force anyone to turn sideways to wriggle in. A Zubat is perched on a radio sitting just outside of the entrance.]

The rangers entered that cave and I just have to wait out here with the rest and call for help if they're not back in an hour

I fucking hate small caves man

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

Weird Pokemon Name of the Day: Methamphetamine the Roggenrola

[oh-shinx]

[An audio recording of Ella being basically completely slammed into in the stomach, a big "OOF" coming with it]

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

Hey what the fuck???

[oh-shinx]

[Another audio recording, in Kalosian, that translates to "It is fine!!!!!! I am just a little stuck in very forceful sleepy cuddles!!!!!!!!!!!! Enjolras why did you have to upload random stuff to ro-". The rest is cut off by rotom noises]

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

OH GOOD have fun don't die