
tannertan36
Jules of Nature
Keni

Discoholic 🪩

Kiana Khansmith
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$LAYYYTER
Game of Thrones Daily
NASA
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
ojovivo
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Peter Solarz
Not today Justin
Misplaced Lens Cap
YOU ARE THE REASON

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blake kathryn

Product Placement

Origami Around
seen from United States

seen from Singapore

seen from Malaysia
seen from Saudi Arabia

seen from Algeria
seen from Indonesia

seen from Bangladesh
seen from Hungary

seen from United States
seen from Türkiye

seen from Poland

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from United States
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seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
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seen from T1
@cap-tainofmy-mind
i’m pretty sure most cars only let you switch between drive and stuff if your foot is on the brake but whatever
Children must be taught how to think, not what to think.
Margaret Mead (via thelovejournals)
WHOO lmao
WHERE IS THIS FROM?!
This is the most punk rock thing I’ve ever seen
What gets me is that initial pause. The bird knows this song. He knows when the drum comes in. Being able to anticipate musical rhythm is a form of intelligence very few species have, and this is the most remarkable example of it I’ve ever seen in a bird. The cockatoo knew to wait for the drums.
Satan’s twitter account is hilarious. Via boredpanda
Betty Boop was black anyway so it lit
Og Betty boop
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
me getting some Irish dick: oh please don’t stop
him: aye ya loike that do ya? Wud ya loike if ah went harder? Wud ya loike that ya little sloot?
me: uh…. y…yeah….
him: whut was that?
me: uh… aye….
him:
ive seen this now u all have to as well
….
Mah ayes. Dey burne.
#OK REAL TALK U DONT EVEN GOTTA BE RELIGIOUS TO APPRECIATE THE PRINCE OF EGYPT