Hey

[gingkoh]

[giggle]

giggle:

what do you call a fast zombie?

a zoooombie

[actuallunalovegood]

i was at a grocery store really late one night and some old guy kind of eyed me as i walked out of the store next to this other lady. She and I made eye contact and i knew she was scared too. we loaded up our groceries into our cars as fast as possible and I had way more bags than her so she got done faster than me. I panicked because i was sure she was going to leave so i just hurried faster, shaking a little, and then i noticed she sat in her car, watching me and making sure nobody came near. She waited not until all my groceries were loaded, or until my cart was put away, or until I got into my car. No, she didn’t drive away until I drove away. 

And that was the moment that I realized how much women need other women. That we can’t win this war without each other and we have to be looking out for each other, every second. 

[ofgeography]

my last year in new york city, i got off the subway around 9 or 10p.m. i only lived about 5 blocks from the f train, but i hadn’t gotten more than two before a woman’s hand suddenly touched my arm. 

“that guy behind us is following you,” she said. “he was watching you leave the train car and followed you up.”

i hadn’t noticed him, or at least not noticed him following me. when we stopped outside a grocery store, he stopped half a block back and loitered. the woman linked her arm with mine and walked me several blocks out of her way to my front door and made sure i got inside safely.

another time, nocigar and i were walking home and at a stoplight a stranger grabbed my arm when i wouldn’t respond to him and tried to physically drag me over to him. she—who is, by the way, not a very physically imposing girl—ripped his hand off my arm and snarled, “don’t fucking touch her.”

protect your friends. protect strangers. there are good men in the world, but don’t wait for them to do something if you can do it yourself.

[edmundo-noches-buckley]

I was at a club once and my friend left with her boyfriend so I finished my drink and was heading out to the parking lot when three girls came up to me and basically surrounded me. 

“Those guys behind us were talking about following you. We can walk with you.” 

I have MMA training but have never in my life had been offered the protection and sanction of my own gender. This is so important. 

[stele3]

GIRL CODE. FUCKIN’ GIRL CODE. LEAVE NO GIRL BEHIND. EVER.

[themariobrosdotnet]

Water in the air captured at just the right timing to look like Mario jumping. What were the odds.

[fatpidgey]

Don’t you mean water the odds

[lumo-blaze-deactivated20140728]

no

[izzetheking]

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

[420pikachu]

I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

[automatically]

when I badly need to pee but there is a line for the toilets

[jonbutter]

[awwww-cute]

[consolecadet]

I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it

[dayzea]

[mieczyslawstilniski]

this is the best buzzfeed article i’ve ever read i literally teared up i just!!!

[buzzfeed]

HE DESERVES A RAISE

[punkrockgrantaire]

One day I’m gonna say “fight me!” and someone’s just gonna fuckin deck me

[zinf-deactivated20190430]

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

[sizvideos]

Two disabled friends build a forest around their village

[thelilskee]

In a thousand years there will be fables about these two

[elijahnls-deactivated20210320]

Me: *carries my phone with me everywhere in the house even though nobody is texting me*

[portrait-ofalady]

I need someone who will curl up in bed and avoid responsibility with me.