In a world where you can be anything, be yourself.

20//Born and raised in Bermuda// educated in Australia//Currently Canada living // I'm in far too many fandoms. I post /reblog anything that catches my fancy. Basically my blog is a big ol clusterfuck.

[deegaynolds]

like to charge reblog to cast

[avpdghosts]

*accidentaly vents to friend* great now i can never speak to them again

[leerings]

[aewm]

what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch

[daddyskinnypins]

Reblog if you want your followers to send you asks.

[tattoos-and-modifications]

[skullbxnes-deactivated20190104]

Mostly Tits & Tats

[grandenchanterfiona]

I want a high fantasy movie where everyone talks with Southern US accents instead of British ones.

The Dwarves though, they can get Minnesotan accents.

[captainlordauditor]

ok but picture this: elves with brooklyn accents

[audsbot]

“Hey HEY I’m castin’ here, what’d’you – listen, my pop and I serve the Great Tree goin’ back six hundred fuckin’ years so if you got a problem with our fuckin’ magic you don’t fuckin’ come down here into our fuckin’ grove to gimme shit about it.

“Right? You don’t see me fuckin’ goin’ into your shitty man-stables and tellin’ you how to milk horses, do ya? So instead you come down here, disrespect me, disrespect my pa, and how ‘bout you stop fuckin’ disrespectin’ the Great Fuckin’ Tree that grew whens’t the world was young and carries all our fates ‘n its boughs, okay?

“I said, ‘okay?’

“Okay, now fuck off.”

[zacharielaughingalonewithsalad]

“Oh, ya, my clan’s been mining these ranges for 500 years, real nice place, real friendly. We make a mean hot dish, too, don’t cha know”

“Now, see, our main export may be iron, but y'see, we’re also the home of one of the modern wonders of merchantry and architecture…. THE GREAT DWARVEN BAZAAR. Four subterranean levels, all shops, biggest in the land! Full of tourists but we’re all here for a good time and we’re all for boostin’ the local economy!”

[wnq-writers]

My worst fear is being stuck. Being stuck in a place that isn’t comfortable, or that bores me, being stuck with people that I don’t care for, being stuck doing a job I can’t stand.

swellvisions, my worst fear is that I will let my life get away from me and forget to really live it (via wnq-writers)

[vnting]

me @ myself: what the fuck happened to you

[kingsleyyy-deactivated20160914]

my hobbies include staying up until 2 am for no reason and being exhausted the next day

[tastefullyoffensive]

On-Screen Superheroes: Then and Now (via i124qnds)

[annabella20-deactivated20181017]

[thelovejournals]

Do you think the universe fights for souls to be together? Some things are too strange and strong to be coincidences.

Emery Allen (via thelovejournals)

[scalira]

This is a friendly reminder that bisexual people are NOT more likely to cheat. Cheating is always, in any case, a choice. Sexuality is not. We don’t deserve to be demonized by the media. We don’t deserve to be blamed for our own abuse. Stop victimizing our abusers because ‘they were driven mad with worry because they were dating someone bisexual!!!’

Stop feeding this toxic, biphobic notion that bisexual people are bad and deserve what’s coming for them solely because of our sexuality.

[lilboreddev-blog]

REBLOG IF YOU WANT ANONS

[cestnepasuneblog]

Shrek is a fucking iconic movie I mean think about it - all the beautifully disguised inappropriate jokes, the ‘ogres have layers’ discourse, 'that’ll do donkey, that’ll do’, the ENTIRE GODDAMN SOUNDTRACK, 'you need a tic tac because your breath stinks’, yes they live in a fairytale land and they sell tic tacs at the corner shoppe, 'I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder’, Fiona exploding the bird with her singing, the mirror’s bachelorette princess reality show, farquaad’s entrance… it is the movie of the goddamn century

plus the donkey fucked a dragon

[hoekage-deactivated20141204]

college???????? living on my own????????? paying taxes??????