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[capischao]

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capi shark rambles ⇨ mainly willmack analysis

capi replies ⇨ answering asks

𓂄 willmack

willmack studies ⇾ psychoanalysing pre shark days ⇾ peewee, juniors, ncaa salts and other drugs ⇾ them being given salts the rpf writes itself ⇾ acting like a couple / others treating them like a couple / soulmate shit willmack lore ⟢ pics ⟢ gifs ⟢ videos ⟢ memes ⟢ fanart ⟢ articles ⟢ rookie year

𓂄 will smith hockey

smitty studies ⇝ psychoanalysing will the smitty rank watch ⇝ keeping track of will's stats, goals, achievements… wsh lore ☉ videos ☉ pics ☉ gifs ☉ interviews ☉ memes ☉ articles ☉ ntdp ☉ boston college ☉ smitty's chain

𓂄 macklin celebrini

macklin studies ⇒ psychoanalysing mack the touch starved chronicles ⇒ mack seeking touch omega macklin crumbs ⇒ …self explanatory i think macklin lore ★ videos ★ pics ★ gifs ★ interviews ★ memes ★ fanart ★ boston university ★ chicago steel

𓂄 other shark tags of interest

off duty ⇨ hang outs / candid fan pics / parties… the injury ⇨ related to will getting hurt in pittsburgh the beckoning ⇨ mack beckoning will the brother ⇨ fan family members finding out about willmack stats 𓂃 walk ins 𓂃 on the bench 𓂃 warm ups 𓂃 game moments 𓂃 locker room 𓂃 interviews 𓂃 sharks lb 𓂃 anthem 𓂃 practice 𓂃 socmed 𓂃 thanksgiving 𓂃 never offside podcast 𓂃 goals and cellys 𓂃 sin bin 𓂃 olympics 𓂃 hockey omegaverse extravaganza 𓂃 fan encounters

Other people: name + last name (ie: #tyler toffoli)

Games: sharks vs *team* (ie: #sharks vs canadiens)

[keelpay]

Sharks 25-26 Regular Season Penalty Counts (fixed)

(I had another post for this but realized I had a bug in my code, so plz delete that version so we can all forget my blunders 😁)

Committed: did the action (ex: tripped someone)

Drawn: victim of action (ex: got tripped)

Served: player chosen to serve bench penalties (ex: too many men, unsuccessful coach's challenge), or other types where the original guy can't serve it (ex: goalie leaving the crease, major fighting, etc), but may not have actually done anything

[keelpay]

Normalized (fixed)

Someone had in the tags of the now-deleted original post requesting a normalized version, so thank you to @bluishfrog for explaining to me how to do that since I am not a stats person!

Essentially, this is the data above just divided by each players average time on ice and games played for the season so you can get an idea of how much they did relative to how often they played:

below the cut is the side-by-side comparisons of counts versus normalized versions

[marlene-m]

Hello darling

What about banana bread?

[fujowoll]

nsfw, wm, demon/incubus mc, pastor wsh, penetration

[gaberow]

i do find it funny when people characterize will as an angel who is nice to everyone when the best part of his character is that he’s extremely cliquey and kind of has a mean streak and can be very snippy and impatient and rude with a smile if he doesn’t like you, making sure you know he doesn’t like you, but always has that plausible deniability to say he wasn’t being a dick even though everyone knows he was. that’s what makes him interesting. the smoothing out of his edges just to make him the ultimate Nice, Patient, Popular Guy in rpf is one thing, but real will being more regina george is the best part. leno is karen

[internet-kid-kenna]

HEY SO WHY DID I JUST FIND OUT THAT THE FUCKING SAN JOSE SHARKS TEAL HEXCODE CAN SOMETIMES BE #006271

271 ARE YOU KIDDING ME

THE FUTURE IS TEAL

THE FUTURE IS WILLMACK

WHY IS THE UNIVERSE SO INSANE LIKE THAT

[wwcpsmrc]

[wmhockey]

Love is deciding to shave together even in the middle of a fight that ends with your windshield in smithereens. Love is also somehow getting your hair cut at the exact same time, even when you’re a thousand miles apart.

[cinnnnnnamon]

Mack pre draft talking about Will Smith

[heuhehhohot]

i get so bricked up every time i watch this video and i watch this video every day so i am bricked up all day every day

[vzb-on-venus]

remember when mack got back from the olympics (after being ‘inconsolable’ after the loss) and he and will skipped the sharks optional practice and will was playing white noise on apple music

[capischao]

Guys what proof do we have of Will attending the Noah Kahan concert. Asking for a friend (me)

As far as I know that pic with a fan is from June??

[pvckdrops]

much to unpack here

[smittysgmail]

imagine telling stressed bu mack that the guy behind him in the bc jacket is who ends up being his comforter

[whatcomesafterme]

is this too insane of me lmk

[etheltempest]

they are trying to cancel hank green for saying what ALL hockey fans have been thinking

[etheltempest]

[capischao]

Hmmmmmm

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