Anya Jenkins Roleplay

Indie Rp. Non selective. 19. 

[a-story-of-ten-souls]

272 Lyric Starters

Bands/artists include Panic! at the Disco, Halsey, Katy Perry, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Christina Perri, A Great Big World, and The Young Veins

“I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me,”

“She says she’s no good with words, but I’m worse,”

“We’re falling apart to halftime,”

“And I don’t wanna forget how your voice sounds,”

“Misery loves me,”

“Drink up, it’s last call, last resort,”

“Why don’t you show me the little bit of spark you’ve been saving for his mattress, love?”

“I’ve lost control, I don’t want it back,”

“I taste you on my lips and I can’t get rid of you,”

“So I say damn your kiss and the awful things you do,”

“Better to burn than to fade away,”

“Better to leave than to be replaced,”

“Let’s kill tonight,”

“Make room, we’re takin’ over here!”

“May your feet serve you well,”

“Fate will play us out with a song of pure romance,”

“If all my life was but a dream,”

“We should feed our jewelry to the sea,”

“Diamonds do appear to be just like broken glass to me,”

“Tripping eyes and flooded lungs,”

“Hey moon, please forget to fall down,”

“Sugarcane in the easy morning,”

“My one and lonely,”

“The ink is running down the page,”

“I missed your skin when you were east,”

“You clicked your heels and wished for me,”

“I know the world’s a broken bone,”

“Melt your headaches, call it home,”

“Things are shaping up to be pretty odd,”

“I never said I missed her when everybody kissed her, so I’m the only one to blame,”

“Things have changed for me, and that’s okay,”

“I’m on my way,”

“I wanna go where everyone goes,”

“I wanna know what everyone knows,”

“I never said I’d leave the city,”

“This is gospel for the fallen ones locked away in a permanent slumber,”

“This is the fear of falling apart,”

“They haven’t seen the best of us yet,”

“If you love me let me go,”

“These words are nice enough to leave scars,”

“Truth be told I never was yours,”

“Led away by imperfect impostors,”

“Don’t try and sleep through the end of the world,”

“I won’t give up without a fight,”

“They say we are what we are, but we don’t have to be,”

“I’m bad behavior but I do it in the best way,”

“I try to picture me without you but I can’t,”

“We could be Immortals, just not for long,”

“Live with me forever now,”

“Oh if you only knew what we’ve been up to, I guarantee you keep it secret,”

“We’re swimming with the sharks until we drown,”

“We’re lost in a dream, now,”

“And we’re all but here for nothing,”

“Surrender all control to the girl that you love,”

“Can we fast forward till you go down on me?”

“I wanna live a life from a new perspective”

“More to the point, I need to show how much I can come and go,”

“There’s no more that needs be said when I’m inching through your bed,”

“So catch me up on getting out of here,”

“So how do you manage?”

“I dodge the blast and apologize for collateral damage,”

“My life started the day I got caught under the covers with second hand lovers,”

“I was drunk and it didn’t mean a thing,”

“Stop thinking about the bullets from my mouth,”

“I love the things you hate about yourself,”

“Just finished a daydream,”

“The time for being sad is over,”

“No one wants you when you have no heart,”

“I don’t want to hear you’ve got a boyfriend,”

“Girls love girls and boys,”

“You’ve gotta save your reputation,”

“They’re close to finding out about your girlfriend,”

“You’re such a pretty thing to be running from anyone,”

“You think you’re ready for it,”

“I’m ready to go,”

“What does it really mean to get nothing from anyone?”

“There’s nothing wrong with just a taste of what you payed for,”

“You’re guaranteed to run this town,”

“Give me a sign, I want to believe,”

“Am I who you think about in bed,”

“I hope to God it was worth it,”

“I’ve got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck,”

“Let’s get these teen hearts beating faster (faster),”

“I hope you didn’t expect to be all of the attention,”

“Now I’m of consenting age,”

“I’m exactly where you want me you know,”

“I wouldn’t be caught dead in this place,”

“Build God, then we’ll talk,”

“What a wonderful caricature of intimacy,”

“Sugar, we’re going down swinging,”

“I am missing you to death,”

“It’s just past 8 and I’m feeling young and reckless,”

“We’re only good liars, but we’re the best,”

“Doesn’t it feel like out time is running out?”

“May nothing but death do us part,”

“Put your venom in me,”

“I slept in last night’s clothes and tomorrow’s dreams,”

“Let me tell you one more time,”

“But I love her anyway,”

“Where will you be waking up tomorrow morning?”

“Be careful making wishes in the dark,”

“I’m just dreaming about tearing you apart,”

“All the writers keep writing what they right,”

“I’ve got the scars from tomorrow,’

“I just gotta get you off the cage,”

“I’m a young lover’s rage,”

“If it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine,”

“Heroes always get remembered, but you know legends never die,”

“I’m taking back the crown!”

“And if you don’t know now you know,”

“Done my time and served my sentence,”

“Dress me up and watch me die,”

“Let me be your killer king,”

“It hurts until it stops,”

“It’s love until it’s not,”

“On a killing spree in white,”

“Fifty words for murder and I’m every one of them,”

“My touch is black and poisonous,”

“We’re still so young, desperate for attention,”

“Stop stalling, make a name for yourself,”

“If you talk you better walk you better back your shit up,”

“You’re behind my eyelids when I’m all alone,”

“You’ll dance to anything,”

“I was just a fine guy, living on my own,”

“I really hoped that you would stay,”

“I hardly knew a thing about you,”

“I forgot how to call you,”

“I need to take a vacation,”

“We’re going very far,”

“When I started writing you this song, I was heels over head in love,”

“I tried to love you, but you still loved him,”

“Lie to the truth,”

“I know I broke your heart. Mine is broken too,”

“I think i’ve had enough,”

“I guess I’ve had enough of you,”

“Don’t wait around for love,”

“You’re not what he’s thinking of,”

“You were right, and I was wrong,”

“Life is not a fairytale,”

“They will send him straight to jail,”

“Maybe I will, maybe I won’t,”

“I don’t want to find my home,”

“People get old when they’re alone,”

“Do not be afraid,”

“Is ‘young’ a word for ‘dumb’?”

“Every night, like it’s our job,”

“And it really hurts when it’s wrong,”

“We would have the time of our lives,”

“Darling, how can I forget you now?”

“Say you’ll be mine now,”

“She comes to me when I dream,”

“All I do is lie,”

“Step outside your door and go down to the shore,”

“You’re all that’s left for me,”

“Who knew that love was a dangerous drug?”

“I’m search for something that I can’t reach,”

“I don’t like them innocent,”

“I like the sad eyes, bad guys, mouth full of white lies,”

“Kiss me in the corridor but quick to tell me goodbye,”

“I can’t find you in the body sleeping next to me,”

“What happened to the soul that you used to be?”

“Saying that I love him, but I know I’m gonna leave him,”

“You say that you’re no good for me,”

“I am a one night stand,”

“My demons are begging me to open up my mouth,”

“He could never love somebodies daughter,”

“Goddamn right you should be scared of me,”

“You know the two of us are just young gods,”

“Do you know what’s worth fighting for?”

“Does it take your breath away?”

“Does the pain why out the pride?”

“Did someone break your heart from inside?”

“Give up the fight,”

“Did you try to live on your own,”

“Did you stand too close to the fire,”

“You’ve lost all sense of control,”

“Your thoughts have taken their toll,”

“Your faith walks on broken glass,”

“Nothing’s ever built to last,”

“Something inside this heart has died,”

“I walk a lonely road,”

“Check my vital signs,”

“Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me,”

“The innocent can never last,”

“Seven years have gone so fast,”

“Here comes the rain again,”

“I know I can’t take one more step towards you,”

“Don’t you know I’m not your ghost anymore?”

“You lost the love I loved the most,”

“I learned to live half a life,”

“Who do you think you are?”

“So don’t come back for me,”

“I hear you’re asking all around if I am anywhere to be found,”

“But I have grown too strong to ever fall back in your arms,”

“It took so long just to feel alright,”

“I wish I had missed the first time that we kissed,”

“You don’t get to get me back,”

“How can I love when I’m afraid to fall?”

“I have died everyday waiting for you,”

“All along I believed I would find you,”

“I kissed a girl, and I liked it,”

“You think I’m pretty without any makeup on,”

“Let’s go all the way tonight,”

“We can dance until we die,”

“You and I, we’ll be young forever,”

“Let’s run away and don’t ever look back,”

“We drove to Cali, and got drunk on the beach,”

“I finally found you,”

“Be my teenage dream tonight,”

“There’s a stranger in my bed,”

“There’s a pounding in my head,”

“I smell like a minibar,”

“DJ’s passed out in the yard,”

“Barbie’s on the barbeque,”

“Is this a hickie or a bruise?”

“Pictures of last night ended up online,”

“Yeah we danced on table tops,”

“And we took too many shots,”

“Think we kissed but I forgot,”

“We went streaking in the park,”

“Skinny dipping in the dark,”

“Yeah I think we broke the law,”

“Warrant’s out for my arrest,’

“Think I need a ginger ale,”

“That was such an epic fail,”

“I know a place where the grass is really greener,”

“There must be something in the water,”

“You don’t have to feel like a wasted space,”

“Used to steal your parent’s liquor and climb to the roof,”

“In another life, I would be your girl,”

“I would make you stay,”

“Never one without the other, we made a pact,”

“Sometimes when I miss you, I put those records on,”

“It’s time to face the music, I’m no longer your muse,”

“I should have told you what you meant to me,”

“I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath,”

“I guess I forgot I had a choice,”

“I let you push me past the breaking point,”

“I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything,”

“You held me down, but I got up,”

“Get ready cause I’ve had enough,”

“I went from zero to my own hero,”

“You’re so hypnotizing,”

“Could you be the devil?”

“Could you be an angel?”

“You’re not like the others,”

“They don’t understand you,”

“You’re from a whole nother world,”

“Boy, you’re my lucky star,”

“For you I’ll risk it all,”

“You were gonna come to me,”

“You better choose carefully,”

“Make me your one and only,”

“Don’t make me your enemy,”

“So, you wanna play with magic,”

“Boy, you should know what you’re falling for,”

“Are you ready for a perfect storm?”

“It’s in the palm of your hand, now baby,”

“It’s a yes or a no. No maybe,”

“If you get the chance you better keep her,”

“I don’t really care which side wins,”

“I’m not a shoulder to cry on,”

“I want these words to make things right,”

“I’ll be the one if you want me to,”

“I am feeling so small,”

“You’re the one that I love, and I’m saying goodbye,”

“Anywhere I would have followed you,”

“We’re all too small to talk to God,”

“We’re all too smart to talk to God,”

“Oh how it’s been so long,”

“We’re so sorry we’ve been gone,”

“You don’t have to worry,”

[buffyandangeldirectory]

Reblog if you are a canon character from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[capitalistsuperioritydancer]

Unfortunately I don't know "when" as your site doesn't have any time stamps, but this was the meme: My muse has died. Send 'note' for a goodbye letter my muse wrote to yours as a precaution, in case something, like it has, should happen

Oh yeah! Sorry, forgot what the meme was!

“Dearest Halley

If you are reading this, I have died. Of course, I *won’t* die, but just in case, do some vengeance on guys, okay?

-Anyanka”

[buffyandangeldirectory]

Reblog if you are a canon character from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[thatslayer]

Reblog if you're a roleplayer in the BtVS & Angel fandom. There seems to be a masterlist for everyone but us. Just reblogs, no likes, please. Canon and OC alike.

[omg-memes-deactivated20200405]

Send ⩌ for my muse’s reaction to yours sticking their tongue out at them.

Send ⩍ for the opposite to happen.

[laharlgirl]

Bioshock splicer starter sentences

“You’re worthless, you’re nothing!”

“I’ll rip your ego outa’ your fuckin’ head!”

“THERE’S SEMEN ON EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING!”

“I suppose I could use this. I-I-I might need it, one day, I-”

“You call that tenderloin? If you serve that in any respectable hotel in New York they’d laugh you out of town!”

“Nobody lays a hand on you. Not so long as I’m here!”

“I did it, okay? He’s dead! Now just leave me alone!”

“Come out now, you ghastly person.”

“Go on, then! Take your whore and go! But I’m keeping everything, EVERYTHING!”

“I could teach him/her about girls/boys, and then we’ll get a puppy!”

“When I murder you I’m gonna put your body in a dress!”

“We thought we could hide from the light down here. We were wrong!”

“GET OUT OF MY FUCKIN’ OFFICE!!!”

“Better you than me, pal. I’m not taking the next bullet.”

“Time really crawls when you’re alone… I just want some company.”

“Cursed be the fruit of thy basket.”

“I take no pleasure getting rough with a lady.”

“Whoever the fuck built these things should be shot, goddammit.“

"Good Lord! The blood! The blood!”

“I wash! I wash all the time!”

“This doesn’t mean you’re gonna live!”

“You! Back to the morgue!”

“Beef… stew? From a can? Oh, the indignity! Oh!”

“Screamin’, wailin’, fuckin’ horror!”

“I made a promise to do no harm… and I mostly meant it.”

“I can’t sleep at night….’cause they talk to me.”

"Look at him, just lying there! Another parasite!”

“Witchcraft!!! Put me down!”

“OH MY GOD! BEES!”

“Uncivil, uncouth, uncultivated!”

“I’m smart enough to know _____’s smarter than all of us.”

“Come on! You want me to teach you to dance? I’m real good!”

“Oh, did I scare you? Yeah, you run! You run, you little girl!" 

"You ungrateful bastard! He offered you salvation, and you shit on him!”

“I’m lonely! Lonely lonely lonellyyyyyyyyyy—”

“Don’t be silly. It’s only the voices.”

“We shall judge them, you and I.”

“Come back… it’s therapeutic!”

“Better come out! It- it’ll go easier for both of us!”

“Well, this could be a little more hygienic.”

“Are you there? The ____ doesn’t like you, but I do!”

[myaskboxmemes]

Tell me who you ship my muse with

If multiple ships include them all.

[capitalistsuperioritydancer]

Cute Starters

"I'm glad you're home."

"How was work?"

"Did you have fun tonight?"

"Get back in bed."

"Hey, I have a cold sore! Don't kiss me!"

"My favorite character died..."

"What's your favorite flower?"

"I'm baking a cake for us!"

"Happy Anniversary, ___"

"Aren't you going to give me a kiss?"

"Will you cuddle with me?"

"I had a bad day."

"Can't we just stay in bed today?"

"Please?"

"Don't make me use puppy-dog eyes!"

"Don't use the puppy-dog eyes!"

"Let's watch a Disney movie together..."

"Do you love me?"

"Will you marry me?"

"May I have this dance?"

"My back still hurts. Will you rub it?"

"Get up! It's morning!"

"Are you sure you're okay?"

"You look a bit tired, why don't you just stay home today?"

"I'll take care of you."

[dragonroleplaystarters]

Best Friend Starters!

{Text}: Go to bed and stop texting me. This isn’t the intended use of emojis.

“Hey, I read about this super illegal thing and I think we should do it.” 

“GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE I HAVE TO COME GET YOU!” 

“Do you think foods have feelings? Maybe that gumball I dropped today was sad I didn’t eat him…”

“No, we can’t buy five hundred pugs.” 

“What do you mean I’m too loud? It’s not like I’m SHOUTING IN YOUR EAR!” 

“If I go down you’re coming with me! This is a mutual effort!” 

“I’m not picking your drunk ass up at three in the morning anymore.” 

“Stop coming into my house to sleep on my couch! Someday you’re going to find the door locked.” 

“Oof, get off! You’re too heavy!” 

“I honestly think you belong in a cell, but again, I guess we’d be cellmates.” 

“Now who the fuck took my skittles? It was you, wasn’t it, you smug little-” 

“Somehow I don’t think the teacher believed our story about the sword wielding elves breaking the window…” 

“BUDDY SYSTEM IS IMPORTANT, YOU MIGHT GET LOST! NOW GIMME YOUR HAND.” 

“I don’t care if you didn’t wanna share, it’s mine now!” 

“YOU ARE A DICK. Also I’m at your door, let me in.” 

“C’mon, smile…I’ll tickle you if I have to!” 

“You’re sad. Don’t lie to me. I see the pouty thing you do.” 

“Do you need me to kill someone for you?” 

“You can’t even reach me to hit me, shortie-OW!!” 

[ofhotheads-blog]

It’s the middle of the night, and my muse just climbed into your muse’s bedroom window.

Send me “What are you doing in my room?”, and I’ll generate a number between 1 and 25 for what my muse will say to yours.

Mix of angsty, funny, and shippy.

Keep reading

[lannasroleplaymemes]

Tell me what fandoms you think my Muse would be a part of.

[omg-memes-deactivated20200405]

Send ☔︎ for my muse’s reaction to yours holding their umbrella over them.

Send ☂ for my muse to hold an umbrella over yours

[justrpmemesandmusings]

My muse has died. Send 'note' for a goodbye letter my muse wrote to yours as a precaution, in case something, like it has, should happen

[look-a-meme]

Send me ‡ for my character’s reaction to yours climbing into bed with mine.

[cillianhelps-blog]

"firefly" starter prompts

“Here’s how it is…”

“If you’ve got a job for us, we can do it. Don’t much care what it is.”

“We’re gonna die.”

“This landing may get interesting.”

“I remember talking the feds out of telling my father. Or… or paying the feds out of telling my father. I get fuzzy on the aspect…”

“The world was ours, you know?”

“I got stupid, the money was too good.”

“None of it means a damn thing.”

“I’m a big girl. Just tell me.”

“She understands. She doesn’t comprehend.”

“If I want a lot of medical jargon, I’ll talk to a doctor.”

“There were no feds… until I started singing.”

“I think I’ve been kidnapped.”

“Thank God you’re safe.”

“What are we gonna do, clone him?”

“They won’t be expecting it, ‘cause they ain’t insane.”

“If it moves, shoot it.”

“It’s okay to leave them to die.”

“No power in the ‘verse can stop me.”

“We’re still flying.”

“So… you guys have met.”

“You made me love you, and then you… I shaved off my beard for you, devil woman!”

“That’s not much.”

“Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!”

“We have done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.”

“Ha ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh!”

“If everything were right, we’d be in jail.”

“Something ain’t right.”

“Everything I have is right here.”

“We are just too pretty for God to let us die.”

“Why are you so fascinated by him?”

“Didn’t she shoot you once?”

“You’re gonna come with us.”

“I’m standing right here.”

“That man is psychotic!”

“Mercy is the mark of a great man. …Guess I’m just a good man. …Well, I’m alright.”

“You’ve only got to scare him.”

“I had the perfect crime lined up.”

“This is all your fault, you know.”

“I might as well become a petty thief like you!”

“Anyone remember her comin’ at me with a butcher’s knife?”

“Girl knows things. Things she shouldn’t. Things she couldn’t.”

“Well, as a rule, I say, girlfolk ain’t to be trusted.”

“I’m not going to live there. There’s no place for me there any more than there is for you.”

“I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin.”

“I’m… trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. I just… it’s not coming.”

“She’s a liar.”

“Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket…”

“Pain is scary.”

“I don’t like the idea of someone hearin’ what I’m thinkin’.”

“She’s just a kid! And she just wants to be a… kid.”

“There’s… there’s nobody that can help me.”

“You ever been shot?”

“Nothing here is what it seems.”

“I don’t murder children.”

“I’m a monster. What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done.”

“I call it Vera.”

“He’s really very… gentle, and fuzzy. We’re becoming fast friends.”

“What am I, your advocate?”

“I need this man to tear all my clothes off.”

“How come you didn’t turn on me?”

“Relax. I’m not going for a gun or anything.”

“You oughta be shot. Or stabbed. Lose a leg.

“You and lipstick are a dangerous combination, if I recall.”

“I’m trying to put this as delicately as I can… How do I know you won’t kill me in my sleep?”

“Drunks are so cute.”

“You will burn in a very special level of Hell. The level reserved for child molesters and people that talk at the theater.”

“Also? I can kill you with my brain…”

“I’m your wife.”

“Remember. If anything happens to me or if you don’t hear from me within the hour, you take this ship and you come and you rescue me.”

“You understand, I’m sort of on the clock here, it’s frustrating. ”

“They make psychiatrists get psychoanalyzed before they can get certified, but they don’t make a surgeon get cut on. That seem right to you?”

“I can’t keep track of her when she's not incorporeally possessing a spaceship; don’t look at me.”

“If you’re being a gentleman, I may die of shock.”

“Ready to get off this heap, back to civilized life?”

“I don’t think you’d be safe.”

“If you die can I have your share?”

“I think you’re having a problem with your brain being missing.”

“You paid money for this? On purpose?”

“I was aiming for his head.”

“How did your brain even learn human speech? I’m just so curious.”

“Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.”

“To hell with this, I’m gonna live!”

“We meant it for the best… to make people safer.”

“If you can’t do somethin’ smart… do somethin’ right.”

“Big damn heroes!”

“We’re not thieves… well, we are thieves, but the point is we’re not taking what’s his.”

“We’re robbing the place, not occupying it.”

“Goin’ on a year now I ain’t had nothin’ twixt my nethers weren’t run on batteries!”

“It’s a wonder you’re still alive.”

“Well, I appreciate your honesty. Not, you know, a lot, but…”

“I hate to bring up our imminent arrest during your crazy time, but we gotta go.”

“You must be loving this.”

“You willing to die for that belief?”

“You take care of me, [other character]. You’ve always taken care of me. My turn.”

“You won’t tell anyone about me breaking down.”

“Boy, sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don’t you think?!”

“You just may be the most gullible fool I ever marked.”

“Yep—it’s a cow fetus.”

“You are such a boob.”

“Scared her away again, did you?”

“My food is problematic.”

“I think it’s the sweetest hat ever.”

“What’d y'all order a dead guy for?”

“I didn’t know you were out there.”

“Stealth—you may have heard of it.”

“First rule of battle, little one… don’t ever let them know where you are.”

“A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he’s not afraid of anything.”

“Yes, I’ve read a poem. Try not to faint.”

“She’s our witch.”

“It sounds like the finest party I can imagine getting paid to go to.”

“If I’m gonna wear a dress, I want something with some slink.”

“I can hurt you.”

“Look at the fluffy one!”

“I can’t abide useless people.”

“Let’s be bad guys.”

“I aim to misbehave.”

“Do you know what your sin is?”

“I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.”

“We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then… explode.”

“Half of these men wish you were draped on their arm.”

“I must be losing my undeniable allure.”

“You think you’re better than other people!”

“These girls have the most beautiful dresses. And so do I! How ‘bout that?”

“Yes, sir, Cap’n Tightpants.”

“Don’t fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character, ask anyone.”

“I know him. And I think he’s a psychotic low-life.”

“Don’t you just love this party? Everything’s so fancy and they have some kind of hot cheese over there!”

“Call me if anyone interesting shows up.”

“I got stabbed! Right here!”

“You’ll have to rely on your winning personality to get women. God help you.”

“I’m a little appalled at her taste.”

“Don’t make faces.”

“The little man loved fire.”

“Don’t tell ‘em what I did.”

“Doesn’t the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?”

“Don’t care much for fancy parties. Too rough.”

“I will not have it in my house. But, since your mother’s already ordered you one, I guess I should give up the fantasy that this is my house!”

“Next time we smuggle stock, let’s make it something smaller.”

“Can I start getting sexed already?”

“Look, they got boy whores! Isn’t that thoughtful?”

“Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.”

“Tell me I’m pretty.”

“Well… my sister’s a ship. We had a complicated childhood.”

“Nothing worse than a monster who thinks he’s right with God.”

“Well, I’m not sure now is the best time to bring a tiny little helpless person into our lives.”

“I ain’t so afraid of losing something that I ain’t gonna try to have it.”

“You and I would make one beautiful baby. And I want to meet that child one day. Period.”

“How many babies have you actually delivered?”

“I’m just waiting to see if I pass out. Long story.”

“Gonna have to explain that to me someday.”

“I don’t care what you believe. Just believe it.”

“We’re lost. Lost in the woods.”

“Does that seem right to you?”

“Keep the money.”

“Get this man to the infirmary at once.”

“Seems like a lovely little community of kidnappers.”

“This isn’t our home.”

“This place gives me an uncomfortableness.”

“You folks are all insane.”

“Would you be killed in your sleep like an ailing pet?”

“You gave up everything you had…”

“I’ll get better. I’ll get better.”

“It’s been a big day, what with the abduction, and all.”

“WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH!”

“Someone’s carryin’ a bullet for you right now, doesn’t even know it. The trick is, die of old age before it finds you.”

“When you can’t run anymore, you crawl, and when you can’t do that, well… you find somebody to carry you.”

“They’d have to be insane to follow us through here.”

“Sorry! Didn’t mean to startle.”

“Have you completely lost your mind?”

“Well, you were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.”

“Oh, sweetie, don’t feel bad. He makes everybody cry. He’s like a monster.”

“Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ‘em right back!”

“You are no one’s property!”

“Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?”

“Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly comin’ to a middle.”

“Someone starts poking around, shoot ‘em. Y’know. Politely.”

“I realize certain words were exchanged. Also, certain… bullets.”

“What we need is a distraction.”

“Oh, I’m gonna go to the special hell.”

“…I think we’ve lied enough.”

“You’re amazing. Who are you?”

“Some people juggle geese!”

“Promise me you’re gonna kill me soon.”

“What’s your real name?”

“I knew you let her kiss you.”

“Enemies? You? No, how can it be?”

“No one comes through here that doesn’t have to.”

“My God. You’re like a trained ape… without the training!”

“This must be what going mad feels like.”

“I swear… when it’s appropriate.”

“What are we up to, sweetheart?”

“I’m fixing your Bible.”

“It’s broken. It doesn’t make sense.”

“Noah’s ark is a problem.”

“You guys had a riot… on account of me? My very own riot?”

“You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I’ve ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome.”

“You are not the man I met a year ago!”

“That’s why I never kiss ‘em on the mouth…”

“But she was naked! And all… articulate!”

“I got a dumbass stick that sounds like it’s raining, how come you got a wife?”

“Oh, you stupid son of a…”

“I know your name, jackass!”

“He bothers me. I don’t know what it is.”

“If I wanted schooling, I’d have gone to school!”

“Hey, free soup!”

“I am a large, semi-muscular man!”

“I don’t belong… dangerous, like you.”

“He just has this idiotic sense of nobility, you know?”

“He can never just let things go.”

“You are very much lacking in imagination!”

“I threw up on your bed.”

“You have no idea! And you never will.”

“We’re dead in the water.”

“Don’t be afraid.”

“Sometimes a thing gets broke, can’t be fixed.”

“You don’t have to die alone.”

“He takes so much looking after.”

“You know I would never have tried to save [other character]’s life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk!”

“Let’s go back to the part where [other character] gets knocked out by a ninety-pound girl, ‘cause I don’t think that’s ever gonna get old.”

“Everybody dies alone.”

“You know, you ain’t quite right.”

“Not as deceiving as a low-down… dirty… deceiver.”

“At last, we can retire and give up this life of crime.”

“I’m a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.”

“We’re gonna explode!? I don’t wanna explode!”

“She is starting to damage my calm!”

“Hell, I’ll kill a man in a fair fight… or if I think he’s gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there’s a woman. Or if I’m gettin’ paid. Mostly only when I’m gettin’ paid.”

“You guys always bring me the very best violence.”

“You shut the hell up right now, or so help me, I will shut you up.”

“The next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.”

“Can I come in?”

“It’s time to wake up.”

“Ah, the pitter-patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots…”

“One of you is gonna fall and die, and I’m not cleaning it up!”

“We just have to find the right treatment for you.”

“How do you feel now?”

“I think he’s gonna bring her flowers.”

“I’ll be in my bunk.”

“You are so lovely.”

“They look so glamorous together.”

“I swallowed a bug.”

“What was that?”

“People don’t like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think. Don’t run, don’t walk. We’re in their homes and in their heads and we haven’t the right. We’re meddlesome.”

“I aim to misbehave.”

“Well… here I am.”

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Soothing Sentence Starters

“It’s okay. I’m right here.” “Just take a deep breath.” “You can hold my hand if you need to.” “Everything’s all right.” “I’m not going to let anything happen to you.” “Shhhh. You’re fine.” “Do you want me to stay with you?” “Let’s count to ten together, okay?” “Concentrate on my heartbeat. Don’t listen to anything else.” “I’ve got you. You’re going to be fine.” “Look at me. Just look at me and nowhere else.” “I won’t leave you behind.” “I’ll stay as long as you need me to.”