Star Child

Alfred F. jones | M | 19 | part timer Yo, name's Alfred, I'm a World U Student. Majoring in Astronomy and Business management. Hit me up if ya wanna study or just hang out. Peace yo! 

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[📱14:35][SMS: Artie Mcfartie]: :O) Okay so get this, I accidentally ordered two Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer shirt, do you wanna match with me dude omf 😂😂😂😄😄😎😎👌🏽👌🏽

[text] I would wear it ironically, perhaps.

[text] But we both know he’s not, right?

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[text] You can drop by if you’d like, though Chiara’s out right now if you wanted to see her.

[text] Just tell me how much my portion of the food is and I’ll pay you when you come.

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[📱14:43][SMS: Artie Mcfartie]: Aw c’mon Artie I don’t always come over just to see her. You never invite me to hang that’s why I don’t come for ya :[

[📱14:43][SMS: Artie Mcfartie]: Dude it depends on what ya want. Do you want he usual or nah?

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[📱14:35][SMS: Artie Mcfartie]: :O) Okay so get this, I accidentally ordered two Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer shirt, do you wanna match with me dude omf 😂😂😂😄😄😎😎👌🏽👌🏽

[text] I would wear it ironically, perhaps.

[text] But we both know he’s not, right?

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[📱14:39][SMS: Artie Mcfartie]: yeah yeah whatever you say dude [📱14:39][SMS: Artie Mcfartie]: You want me to drop it off or you wanna pick it up yourself? I’ll pick up chinese or something tho if I take ‘em to ya

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"Alfred, I love you, but will you stop talking for a second while I finish working out the answer to this question? I can't concentrate on both."

Alfred was more than ready to take a bite out of his sandwich to give his good pal Gilbert a break for once. Yet, something in his head screamed at him to fight against the Albinos’s wishes. “I’m sorry dude I just can’t. I mean seriously, it’s so crazy how in this entire universe there is a possibility we’re the only living things. Aside from bacteria of course.” Ah yes, the classic old argument of whether there was life out in the universe or not. This was sure to either fire up his dear friend, or just get his sandwich slapped out of his hands. Still it was a risk he was willing to take. “Personally I think we’re not alone, because again, this universe is huge. Then you have parallel universes which already hold living things, aka other recreations of ourselves and junk. You see what I mean?”

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“If you actually write anything on that paper we will fight and I will win.” He huffed, reluctantly sliding the paper back in front of himself. “I hate engineering. It’s great.”

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“Aw, c’mon Gilburrito. All I was gonna do was write your name. Is that so bad?” Of course he ended his question with such a sickeningly innocent smile. “Oh yeah dude, it’s the bomb.”

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What's more important to you, love or trust?

Trust maybe? I dunno, people fall in love to easy. And then it’s like when you’re outta love it’s... awkward. Trust is better because you don’t have to be in a certain ‘thing’ with the person to put faith in them, and if you lose trust you can still stay friends and rebuild it.

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For the next hour my muse cannot lie and is insanely blunt to any questions they get on anon

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Lost frequencies ft. Janieck Devy-Reality

It was quite a culture shock moving to New York. In a way, everything was louder than her previous home, and people always had something to do, somewhere to be, someone to meet. It felt to Chun like she had to learn an all new way of socialising, as she’s ran into many not-so-friendly New Yorkers while exploring the city.

But not all Americans were bad. Chun had always known they were very open people, but she never knew that they had a taste for Chinese food. And apparently they always wanted to order those cookies of fortune or whatever they were called. Chun once overheard a conversation between a customer and her aunt, with the customer saying that she’d like to try an authentic Chinese fortune cookie. Chun, not knowing how authentic or chinese they were, decided to take one from the stack they had in the restaurant and wentured to a nearby park that afternoon to see what this hype was all about.

“Hate will make you cautious, love will make you glow.” That was her fortune. Now, Chun had already consumed the cookie, but she wasn’t quite sure how people handled these things. Does she keep the fortune, or will something bad happen if she throws it away. Looking up from the park bench, she spotted a blond aroud her age. She rose up from her seat and approached him, perhaps he may know.

“Ah, excuse me! Look, this is going to be really really weird, especially comming from a stranger. But I got this fortune cookie message and I guess what I’m trying to ask is…uh what exactly do you do with it? Do you now worship it and live by it’s word?…yes, I’m being serious.”

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Alfred was simply on his phone playing some new game his friends had hyped up. It was pretty ironic, being in a park yet on his phone, but there wasn’t anything interesting going on. He had out grown the swings along with other things on the playground.  So what more was there to do but walk and stare at trees. Which, I might add, is extremely boring. 

Thankfully someone approached him. Though the first thought that crossed his mind that maybe this girl was some sort of Jehovah’s witness, but that quickly passed once he saw a little slip of paper in her hand.

Upon hearing her predicament he couldn’t resist the urge to laugh. No he wasn’t trying to offend her, nor make fun of her, but he’s never heard something like this. “S-Sorry dude, oh man.” Once he was calm he looked back to the woman. “Nah, you don’t really do anything. I mean I know some people collect them, some like to keep them around for inspirational junk, and most people just toss them away.” He shrugged, “I mean it’s just whatever, you get me? Like you can live by it if ya want, or you can just toss it.”

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"Alfred, I love you, but will you stop talking for a second while I finish working out the answer to this question? I can't concentrate on both."

Alfred was more than ready to take a bite out of his sandwich to give his good pal Gilbert a break for once. Yet, something in his head screamed at him to fight against the Albinos’s wishes. “I’m sorry dude I just can’t. I mean seriously, it’s so crazy how in this entire universe there is a possibility we’re the only living things. Aside from bacteria of course.” Ah yes, the classic old argument of whether there was life out in the universe or not. This was sure to either fire up his dear friend, or just get his sandwich slapped out of his hands. Still it was a risk he was willing to take. “Personally I think we’re not alone, because again, this universe is huge. Then you have parallel universes which already hold living things, aka other recreations of ourselves and junk. You see what I mean?”

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“Then you do my homework.” Gilbert rolled his eyes, pushing the offending sheet over to Alfred with a dramatic huff. “I could’ve easily just blanked you until I finished the entire thing- I’m actually being considerate.”

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Alfred took the demonic parchment into his hands and glanced at each question. “Do you really want me to do your homework? To write on this paper, right here, right now, with pen? Because believe me dude I will, but Pretty sure I’ll be wrong.”

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“No no, go ahead.” Chiara stepped aside to let him place his things down, flouncing her hair to make sure it was perfect once his back was turned. His kind words made the heat rise to her cheeks, and she smiled, “I can’t wait, dolcezza. I’m sure it’ll be lovely.”

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“Yeah! We should get going though, before we miss the bus.” Sadly, his father didn’t return his keys to Alfred. Mostly because ‘taking his babe out for the night’ still wasn’t a god excuse return his car privileges. Oh well, maybe another time. “

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"Alfred, I love you, but will you stop talking for a second while I finish working out the answer to this question? I can't concentrate on both."

Alfred was more than ready to take a bite out of his sandwich to give his good pal Gilbert a break for once. Yet, something in his head screamed at him to fight against the Albinos’s wishes. “I’m sorry dude I just can’t. I mean seriously, it’s so crazy how in this entire universe there is a possibility we’re the only living things. Aside from bacteria of course.” Ah yes, the classic old argument of whether there was life out in the universe or not. This was sure to either fire up his dear friend, or just get his sandwich slapped out of his hands. Still it was a risk he was willing to take. “Personally I think we’re not alone, because again, this universe is huge. Then you have parallel universes which already hold living things, aka other recreations of ourselves and junk. You see what I mean?”

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This time, Gilbert punched him. Not as hard as he could have done, but Alfeed’s arm would certainly feel it.

“Stop complaining- since when did you have any knowledge of how mechanical engineering is taught? I don’t say anything about all your astronomy stuff.”

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“Owie,” Alfred whined as he began to rub the spot Gilbert had just punched. The blond stuck his tongue out at the other, his childish antics never failing to show around Gilbert,

“I’m not complaining dude, well, not really. I mean you just took so long to answer one thing. And I got bored too.”

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"Alfred, I love you, but will you stop talking for a second while I finish working out the answer to this question? I can't concentrate on both."

Alfred was more than ready to take a bite out of his sandwich to give his good pal Gilbert a break for once. Yet, something in his head screamed at him to fight against the Albinos’s wishes. “I’m sorry dude I just can’t. I mean seriously, it’s so crazy how in this entire universe there is a possibility we’re the only living things. Aside from bacteria of course.” Ah yes, the classic old argument of whether there was life out in the universe or not. This was sure to either fire up his dear friend, or just get his sandwich slapped out of his hands. Still it was a risk he was willing to take. “Personally I think we’re not alone, because again, this universe is huge. Then you have parallel universes which already hold living things, aka other recreations of ourselves and junk. You see what I mean?”

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“Thank you.” Letting out another sigh, Gilbert quickly sobered up. His usually cheerful expression faded into a grim, concentrated from, his eyes darkening as he zoned out into concentration.  Minutes ticked by, but Gilbert did finally manages to crack the last question. It took him longer than it should have done- he was getting rusty. 

“Awesome!” Setting his pen down again, he turned back to Alfred. “It’s a good thing you shut up there, because I was pretty close to punching you, I won’t lie. Anyway what did you want?”

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Alfred was beyond bored waiting for Gilbert to finish with his question. He was beginning to regret consuming the rest of that sandwich in one go. No one was texting him either, and the wind was starting to pick up too.

“Finally! Jesus dude you take forever for just one question.” The blond complained, sitting up now. “Anyways, I forgot what we were talking about earlier but let’s talk space and aliens.”

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In no time at all, she had nestled right into him, turning her head to rest on his shoulder as she encircled her arms around his waist. She smiled bashfully; it always made her feel safe and happy, being so close to him like this.

“I know, I know.” She said playfully. “I’m kidding. You’re the best.” When she had pulled back, she leaned backward slightly to be able to look up at him with a smile. “Are you ready to go?”

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Alfred began to put the card away into his pockets. “Almost! You don’t mind if I leave these here do ya?” It’s not that he didn’t appreciate them, obviously he had. He just didn’t want to risk losing or misplacing them. 

“Oh man I can’t wait to show you what I have planned for us today, it’s gonna blow your mind.” 

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[rolls his eyes, trying to look utterly above this nonsense but failing to stifle the amusement that twitches at the edge of his lips] Oh, for the love of god, I’ll never hear the end of this–

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Nope! [Clearly he’s pleased with himself, a large grin present on his face as he’s finally achieved his semester long goal] Remember Artie, stay alert. Some of them have even better camouflage skills.

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Here’s happy Alfred for your dash <3

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"Alfred, I love you, but will you stop talking for a second while I finish working out the answer to this question? I can't concentrate on both."

Alfred was more than ready to take a bite out of his sandwich to give his good pal Gilbert a break for once. Yet, something in his head screamed at him to fight against the Albinos’s wishes. “I’m sorry dude I just can’t. I mean seriously, it’s so crazy how in this entire universe there is a possibility we’re the only living things. Aside from bacteria of course.” Ah yes, the classic old argument of whether there was life out in the universe or not. This was sure to either fire up his dear friend, or just get his sandwich slapped out of his hands. Still it was a risk he was willing to take. “Personally I think we’re not alone, because again, this universe is huge. Then you have parallel universes which already hold living things, aka other recreations of ourselves and junk. You see what I mean?”

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Gilbert paused. Gilbert set down his pen and, closing his eyes, he let out a long, put upon sigh.

“Alfred.” Said he, his voice low, and dangerously quiet. “It has taken a lot for me to actually decide to do this homework in front of you, and it is also due tomorrow. So, let me finish answering this one question, or I swear to /Gott/ that you sandwich is going up your ass.” His eyes opened. “Understood?’

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“Oh... in that case” Alfred, without hesitation I might add, shoved the rest of his sandwich into his mouth. “Alright, I’ll let you do that one question, but as soon as you’re done we have to get back to the topic of Aliens.” With that, Alfred leaned back and began to take several selfies while he waited for Gil.

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"Alfred, I love you, but will you stop talking for a second while I finish working out the answer to this question? I can't concentrate on both."

Alfred was more than ready to take a bite out of his sandwich to give his good pal Gilbert a break for once. Yet, something in his head screamed at him to fight against the Albinos’s wishes. “I’m sorry dude I just can’t. I mean seriously, it’s so crazy how in this entire universe there is a possibility we’re the only living things. Aside from bacteria of course.” Ah yes, the classic old argument of whether there was life out in the universe or not. This was sure to either fire up his dear friend, or just get his sandwich slapped out of his hands. Still it was a risk he was willing to take. “Personally I think we’re not alone, because again, this universe is huge. Then you have parallel universes which already hold living things, aka other recreations of ourselves and junk. You see what I mean?”

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You’re a conspiracy theory! {He huffs, crossing his arms, a pout plastered on his face} I’m not mad okay, don’t shit on my beliefs. Besides I bet you’re not cold anymore huh?

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[blinks] Sorry? Cold? [he’s completely lost]

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[HAHA! he got the last word this time >:3c] Exactly. This whole convo started because you said you were cold, so then I was like whoa dude, are ya sure? You may be cold blooded, And I think you and I both know reptilians are cold blooded now. [wink wink nudge nudge]

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