It's Us Against The World

Hi, I'm SamI like reading and singing.

[dennys]

know your pickles, people

[okaymad]

[zackisontumblr]

2018 probably

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

i think bo burnham is my sugar daddy

[viciere]

ok but did he deliver

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

of course 

[azealiabanksy]

*~*california livin*~*

[capitolchaos-blog]

Pssst... I made a personal blog boptits Feel free to follow me there

[beyonce]

#InternationalWomensDay 

[the-more-u-know]

Parenting, you’re doing it right. 

[theludicrousrival]

I can only hope to be this type of parent.

[tumble-duh]

These parents make my heart melt

[tom-sits-like-a-whore-deactivat]

That last one really got me. That’s such a good idea, and bless his dad for wanting his son to not feel left out. All his friends were probably like “Look at all my candy” and Fletcher was like “LOOK AT ALL MY TOYS HAHA I GOT TOYS”

[nat-buckymoved]

Chris Evans and Chris Pratt making good on their Superbowl Bet of visiting Christopher’s Haven and Seattle Children’s Hospital dressed as Star-Lord and Captain America.

[fleatwood]

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

[haillordsauron]

Lol

[truestoriesaboutme]

*cut to 15 years later*

"Miss, you have to make the hologram 3D."

"What? Hold on, I’m trying to full screen this. Where’s the cursor?"

"There is no cursor, Miss. Flick your wrist to make the hologram 3D."

"And that’ll fullscreen it?"

*entire class sighs*

[walksinthesun]

Josh Hutcherson and Francis Lawrence one set of The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 (x)

[starfaerie-moved]

Um

[capitolchaos-blog]

Because I'm feeling cute.

[theartofangirling]

uptown funk is one of those songs that you hear for the first time and you’re like nice but then before you know it you’re screaming it in your car and dancing to it in the shower and incorporating its lyrics into your day to day conversations. don’t believe me? just watch.

[capitolchaos-blog]

my requirements for sleeping at night: is the pillow cool enough? are my legs positioned so they don't put too much weight on each other? are my arms tucked in nicely and not at odd angles? can I stop thinking about the day's events? is enough of my body out from under the blanket that I won't overheat? are my toes safely tucked in to hide them from monsters?

my requirements for sleeping in the morning: is the surface vaguely horizontal and not made entirely out of hornets

[laceylance]

That’s it. That’s literally all you need to know about band.

[obamyself]

custardslaststand letsgobaritones

[witheringghost]

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

[lewdmangabey]

maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.

[failfemme]

most studies show that prices would only have to go up by 1 to 3 cents in order to raise employee wages significantly

or, you know, the ceo’s could take pay cuts but that would be so hard for the poor multimillionaires