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run, don’t walk. this deal will not last long

#tmbg #they might be giants #john flansburgh #john linnell #tmbgareok #tmbgposting

“Older” by They Might Be Giants from the album Long Tall Week (1999)

#tmbg #they might be giants #john flansburgh #john linnell

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#if flans were born in 2004 he’d be making thirst traps on tik tok

thelump13

Wip. WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG

#well yes.#please pay attention people please.#have some respect

vimbry-moved

#wait delicious #marty getting cancelled before our eyes #never before have i known a love like this #tmbg #they might be giants

“In the town where I was born

Lived a man who sailed to sea

And he told us of his life

In the land of submarines

So we sailed on to the sun

Till we found the sea of green

And we lived beneath the waves

In our yellow submarine”

- “Glean”, from album Glean, by They Might Be Giants

#they might be giants #tmbg #glean #direct quote #fact or false

backstabbingfarter

I don’t like They Might Be Giants anymore. maybe if they had a flashy gimmick like alien antenna or really tall hats or something. Yawn. 3/10

inexplicable-pussy

you’d never believe

backstabbingfarter

photoshop 0/10

#don’t try and trick me #i see right through this shit #they might be giants #tmbg

I don’t like They Might Be Giants anymore. maybe if they had a flashy gimmick like alien antenna or really tall hats or something. Yawn. 3/10

#they might be giants #tmbg #john linnell #john flansburgh

i’m a man in the same way john linnell is a woman

#aka i am a man #but no i’m not lol #but lowkey #but no #but sometimes #but not canonically #tmbg #they might be giants #john linnell

the1weepinqguitar

I keep forgetting to post this.

Tried to imitate J. Otto Seibold's art style... from memory. Drawn on my geometry folder because I was bored.

#okay……#eats them

inexplicable-pussy

i went to karaoke at the library and tried to do a tmbg song with my friend and the guy went “nope! there’s no kanye, no drake, and no they might be giants”

backstabbingfarter

No they might be giants

#this guy #it is soooo 5am rn #this is why i never sleep good god #so no drake?

i haven’t seen eraserhead but i bet you could take a crazy hit from that baby like a bong

#eraserhead #i’m pandering to my weird-topics audience #not me though i’m normal

scary-ivy

You'r only attracted to him because you're attracted to men and he's technically attractive by men standards. I'm attracted to him because I'm a psychosexual freak and I think he's ugly but he just so happens to have enough of the traits that make me go insane and start activating cute aggression so strong my first instinct if we ever met would be to just run at him as fast as possible in the hopes I'll break both of our bones. We are not the same.

#wow literally #replace psychosexual with homosexual #and also still psychosexual #also put my name in there #bc apparently i wrote this from another mind #but also not attracted to men #but also david tennant

you can pry an oversized green windbreaker out of flans’ cold, dead hands

#tmbg #they might be giants #john flansburgh