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i am back

i was bored so i redownloaded this app. mostly everything past this point is suuuuuuper cringy so sorry about that.

memehumor

Brace Yourselves

c3po

referring to things in real life as canon is so funny

itwashotwestayedinthewater

oh fuck….i hope what i did last night wasnt canon

mitochondriaandbunnies

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

elemeno-pee

Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny

cricketsqueak

real life creepypasta

matialonsorphoto

un espejismo, una rebelión

by matialonsor

egberts

why did they make us stack cups in elementary school

cctinsleybaxter

I had completely forgotten about this but was it just my school that was off the fucking walls about it? They would show us videos in gym of professional cup stacking and yell ‘THIS COULD BE YOU.’ We spent every Tuesday in gym with those gotdamn cups and we all had, like, The Cup Stacking Catalogue. I made my parents buy me glow in the dark cups for my ninth birthday what are we as a society.

egberts

we had that too, like they were trying to convince some of us to get good enough to go to contests for it. and sell us cups. so many cups. cups to appease every type of child. not even cups you can drink from.

cnjandhdonejxksndh-deactivated2

??im not american is this real or is this a convoluted shitpost??????

egberts

it’s definitely real

#OH YEAH

newwavefeminism

A photoset of a thread posted today by Planned Parenthood via twitter. They’re breaking news about congress taking steps to defund Planned Parenthood and end with a call to action.

You can follow them at @PPact on twitter to catch their live developments of what is happening as this unfolds.