I didn't do it...

Welcome to the Danger Zone

[showerthoughtspost]

Seeing your sibling in school is like a crossover episode.

[cahootings]

What, pray tell, the fuck

[niyarest]

2019 in 4 months

[weelitleladybug]

this post gave me a seizure 

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

it’s really august huh… like 8 whole months have passed……….. disgusting

[monelyslave-noscopekween600thou]

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

[tshifty]

things i love about autumn

waking up and my window is cold to the touch

foggy mornings

the forest is filled with 1000 different shades of colors

that smell you can’t describe as anything other than autumn

pumpkin spice lattes 

halloween

wearing sweaters and boots and beanies

the crunch of leaves under my shoes

breathing in the cold air

stargazing on crisp nights

the feeling of coziness paired with adventure

drinking hot tea while reading a book outside

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[wormspeddler]

one time when i was like 6-7 i was hanging out with a friend on one of these 

and he told me a joke so funny (god i wish i could remember) that i lost control and pissed myself. but i was on the up side and so my pee stream trickled down and wet his pants and i couldnt stop laughing as i watched it happened. even when he noticed i had peed his pants and got off, sobbing, i couldnt stop cackling. i hit the ground and rolled off, giggling and probably still pissing myself. i peed someone else’s pants…. i never saw that kid again. sorry kid.

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

thank you for sharing your story

[nevaehtyler]

Frame this

[lissanaria-deactivated20220607]

Welp.

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[tarynel]

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

[1000watttwat]

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

[grandpaq]

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

[wish7master]

[out-in-the-open]

Supernatural Hiatus Creations | Week Eighteen Prompt: always keep fighting

The way Sam and Dean always fight for the other no matter what the cost. 

[clowncare]

when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[unclebeanbag]

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone. 

[beautiful-wildlife]

See you by © Tanja Brandt

[princesconsuela]