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I had at least three lengthy consecutive dreams last night where Lisa Tattletale managed to pin my crimes on me through interrogation and sherlockian piecing together of clues to exonerate Taylor. Maybe I don't like her now

capocardium

Ma, I knew I liked Lisa for a reason

cpericardium

I'm not your mother don't call me that

capocardium

You're my genetic donor, in a very real sense you're my father. Unfortunately you're correct, my true mother is the clone tank turned Wire Mother

lesbianamalvada

when a mutual posts a poll you know nothing about, but they say "orangutan johnson my beloved, orangutan johnson sweep!!!!" you vote for orangutan johhnson. it's called loyalty.

#i would never do research because i love my friends

cpericardium

I had at least three lengthy consecutive dreams last night where Lisa Tattletale managed to pin my crimes on me through interrogation and sherlockian piecing together of clues to exonerate Taylor. Maybe I don't like her now

capocardium

Ma, I knew I liked Lisa for a reason

#Sending her into your brain #to vanquish you

permanenteclipse

Fictional country: average fantasy

Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre

Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city

Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application

Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of

goldenmotive

who is that rustling and making noises in my outside leaves

capocardium

nobody

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Are you the good and virtuous version cpericardium?

Yes, I'm like if peri was noble in spirit and kind in nature. Whenever I go outside, birds land on my fingertips and deer gather around to hear me speak.

cpericardium

americans: oooo taxes are sooo easy i file them in under 7 minutes oooo i have a sexy accountant to handle them for me oooo tax season is over why are you still doing taxes

you don't know the pain of being International... forms up the wazoo... forms you've never even heard of... every time you think you're done 1 month later you get another email about a missing form that just popped into existence two seconds ago... can't do anything in this country without e-signing and uploading a new document on a secure file-sharing site

cpericardium

good news: after numerous forms and phone calls I have finally gotten the research grant processed

bad news:

that's it. I am entering my libertarian era. I'm libertarian peri now. someone hand me atlas shrugged

cpericardium

Becoming a libertarian is not enough, I'm a sovereign citizen now

#I should become a leninist #or maybe a stalinist

maidthings

me when I break core functionality in order to pander to the single most annoying type of user on this site

maidthings

it really is hard to think of a type of person who's opinions I care less about than "user who wants 'credit' for their reblog additions"

Are you the tall version of cpericardium?

I'm about 5'7" so I'd say more average height than tall but like I am taller

#capocardium

Are you the good and virtuous version cpericardium?

Yes, I'm like if peri was noble in spirit and kind in nature. Whenever I go outside, birds land on my fingertips and deer gather around to hear me speak.

#capocardium