Only one way to cover a lung

[capocardium]

Apsis - Wikipedia

[riverkingmarley]

Why are all of my mutuals turning my other mutuals into the ghostbusters logo

[rebel-sqrrl]

War

[capocardium]

Revolution

[cpericardium]

The victor gets one dollar

[capocardium]

Two dollar

[rockglocklobster]

*puts the scattered pieces of you back together, but with another bomb inside*

So, Mr. Lobster...what'll it be? Renounce the evil cpericardium, or... 💥

Go on!!! blow me up again! I'll never renounce the totally not evil cpericardium!

[heural]

Peri's literally nice.

On her side til I die

[rebel-sqrrl]

Oh...okay...

*blows up Lobster again*

[heural]

Not Lobster, please.😭 he's nice😭😭😭 You anti Peris have gone too far

[rockglocklobster]

Blowing me up thrice??? The cruelty of anti peri's knows no bounds....

[cpericardium]

reminder that if you support pericardium, you support DRUGS

[rebel-sqrrl]

Fuck, I love drugs! I don't know what to believe anymore...

*blows Lobster up again*

[capocardium]

I have so many drugs. Come, lets take them together

[thesternest]

Aren't you supposed to be the opposite of peri?

[capocardium]

I just really like drugs

[lookatmybaby]

I thought you were Peri’s disowned child

[capocardium]

Take drugs with me

[capocardium]

boil Peri

This conflict can only end in one way

[rockglocklobster]

*puts the scattered pieces of you back together, but with another bomb inside*

So, Mr. Lobster...what'll it be? Renounce the evil cpericardium, or... 💥

Go on!!! blow me up again! I'll never renounce the totally not evil cpericardium!

[heural]

Peri's literally nice.

On her side til I die

[rebel-sqrrl]

Oh...okay...

*blows up Lobster again*

[heural]

Not Lobster, please.😭 he's nice😭😭😭 You anti Peris have gone too far

[rockglocklobster]

Blowing me up thrice??? The cruelty of anti peri's knows no bounds....

[cpericardium]

reminder that if you support pericardium, you support DRUGS

[rebel-sqrrl]

Fuck, I love drugs! I don't know what to believe anymore...

*blows Lobster up again*

[capocardium]

I have so many drugs. Come, lets take them together

[thesternest]

Aren't you supposed to be the opposite of peri?

[capocardium]

I just really like drugs

[cpericardium]

I had at least three lengthy consecutive dreams last night where Lisa Tattletale managed to pin my crimes on me through interrogation and sherlockian piecing together of clues to exonerate Taylor. Maybe I don't like her now

[capocardium]

Ma, I knew I liked Lisa for a reason

[cpericardium]

I'm not your mother don't call me that

[capocardium]

You're my genetic donor, in a very real sense you're my father. Unfortunately you're correct, my true mother is the clone tank turned Wire Mother

[rockglocklobster]

*puts the scattered pieces of you back together, but with another bomb inside*

So, Mr. Lobster...what'll it be? Renounce the evil cpericardium, or... 💥

Go on!!! blow me up again! I'll never renounce the totally not evil cpericardium!

[heural]

Peri's literally nice.

On her side til I die

[rebel-sqrrl]

Oh...okay...

*blows up Lobster again*

[heural]

Not Lobster, please.😭 he's nice😭😭😭 You anti Peris have gone too far

[rockglocklobster]

Blowing me up thrice??? The cruelty of anti peri's knows no bounds....

[cpericardium]

reminder that if you support pericardium, you support DRUGS

[rebel-sqrrl]

Fuck, I love drugs! I don't know what to believe anymore...

*blows Lobster up again*

[capocardium]

I have so many drugs. Come, lets take them together

[riverkingmarley]

Why are all of my mutuals turning my other mutuals into the ghostbusters logo

[rebel-sqrrl]

War

[capocardium]

Revolution

[cpericardium]

I like to jaywalk only when I see other people jaywalking. They can't hit all of us

[capocardium]

I can and will

[cpericardium]

let them eat burger and shake

[capocardium]

[shortandsadandstupid]

I can't believe Peri— well, no, I can totally believe Peri would shoot you with a bow 😔 RIP

Can we all change our pfp to this,

in protest of Peri (evil) shooting me in a dream?

[rebel-sqrrl]

Excellent idea

[cpericardium]

et tu sqrrl

[rebel-sqrrl]

I'm sorry Peri, I just can't resist a good backstabbing 😔

[cpericardium]

I just would have never expected this betrayal from my cherished mutual Rebel Squirrel. If only there had been a sign

[capocardium]

Your allies turn against you

[capocardium]

You have my full support

And so it begins...

@cpericardium

[cpericardium]

I had at least three lengthy consecutive dreams last night where Lisa Tattletale managed to pin my crimes on me through interrogation and sherlockian piecing together of clues to exonerate Taylor. Maybe I don't like her now

[capocardium]

Ma, I knew I liked Lisa for a reason

[cpericardium]

I'm not your mother don't call me that

[capocardium]

You're my genetic donor, in a very real sense you're my father. Unfortunately you're correct, my true mother is the clone tank turned Wire Mother

[lesbianamalvada]

when a mutual posts a poll you know nothing about, but they say "orangutan johnson my beloved, orangutan johnson sweep!!!!" you vote for orangutan johhnson. it's called loyalty.

[cpericardium]

I had at least three lengthy consecutive dreams last night where Lisa Tattletale managed to pin my crimes on me through interrogation and sherlockian piecing together of clues to exonerate Taylor. Maybe I don't like her now

[capocardium]

Ma, I knew I liked Lisa for a reason

[ravenfleesfire]

Fictional country: average fantasy

Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre

Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city

Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application

Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of

[goldenmotive]

who is that rustling and making noises in my outside leaves

[capocardium]

nobody