Marley (2009-2024)
I’ll love you forever, my beautiful baby boy
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Marley (2009-2024)
I’ll love you forever, my beautiful baby boy
Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!
funniest thing in worm so far is that a few arcs in it's like "oh btw someone made contact with an alternate earth a while back and we've been exchanging dvds with them" and im like huh that was kind of out of nowhere but ok, and then it doesnt get brought up at all for like a dozen more arcs and just when it reaches the point where i start thinking it mightve been my imagination or maybe i confused it with another story it suddenly becomes relevant and im like ohhhhhhh shit i almost forgot about DVD World
Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable
Ok my dead dog was delivered two hours ago i need this lady to confirm she got him!!!!! I saw u type and that bubble disappeared!!!!! CONFIRM HIM!!! And shoutout to the usps for making it happen so quickly thwt was like 24 hour turnaround .Confirm or i will be itchy with stress
He has been retrieved !!! and in 6-12 months i will get his bones. Tumblr giveaway to receive one of my dead dogs bones
You're hot as hell. Can i dm you? I'm not a fascist.
The young woman's micro-blog loads on your screen.
PERCEPTION [Trivial: Success] - This *is* an attractive one.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Easy: Success] - It's been too long. Your flesh craves hers.
SUGGESTION [Trivial: Success] - Slide into her DMs right now.
YOU - They're closed.
SUGGESTION [Medium: Success] - Has that ever been a problem for us?
VOLITION [Challenging: Success] - Get in her ask-box instead.
YOU - What would I even say?
ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Success] - This one's a *Communard*.
RHETORIC [Godly: Failure]
- "You're hot as hell."
- "Can I DM you?"
- "I'm not a fascist."
My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites
(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)
Bonus:
Somewhere along the line Pattinson figured out the celebrity interview was 95% bullshit social contract with zero penalty associated with breaking it and ever since then he's turned them into his own personal postmodern entertainment project. I appreciate him for it.
Why is he called bongwater brendan
The first thing he did in college was go to a party and sneeze into a bong, blowing bongwater over a crowd of poor freshman. That was not the worst thing he did that week
Now please, no more
another story about bongwater brendan
One time during Spring Break he as well as me and another guy ate some edibles and drove to White Castle for food. We get there, order some sliders, and drive back. By the time we get back to our dorm he's decided that Sliders are gross (he was kind of a snooty guy) and he isn't going to touch them and instead was gonna make brownies. He got as far as making the batter before deciding brownies take too long and drank the whole mixture out of the bowl.
Squirrel expert, thoughts on my Dot design?
OH MY GOSH SHE'S ADORABLE!!
Do you have any more stories about Bongwater Brendan?
Okay, this is one of my favorites. About a year after college, my friends and I decided to meet up once more and go on a road trip. This was shortly after I'd realized I was trans and a young Chart had been too scared to tell anyone about it except for a few other people, none of which were on this road trip.
Now, Bongwater Brendan was behind the wheel and blasting some death metal. The two other guys were just kinda chatting. We were one hour in to a three hour drive, and I just announced loudly, "everyone, I have something to say."
Everyone quiets down and I go, "I'm trans...and also can you turn off this fucking music, I hate it."
Brendan fucking turns it off and we sit in complete silence for three minutes before finally someone asks, "okay, wait are you joking?"
"Yeah, I'm joking...about the music I mean I am trans."
They were cool after, but let me tell you those three minutes of silence were the funniest fucking minutes of my life. I don't know how I managed to keep a straight face through the whole thing. It was so awkward and no one wanted to say a fucking word. I almost thought they'd make it the whole two hours and never speak of it again once we got to the campground.
taylor heberts two beautiful aromantic girlfriends send poast
everyone imagine curling up onthe couch and or floor (with soft carpet) after a hard day out bank robbing with your beautiful aromantic girlfriends and/or as a beautiful aromantic girlfriend. and also several dogs have their heads on your laps Send post
One fun thing about the bird cage is that all of the cell block leaders are supervillain tropes played more or less straight
You have the gentleman criminal (Marquis), the bigot/ex-lover (acid bath), the mobster (galvanate), the mad scientist generic flavour flavour (lab rat), mastermind (teacher), the extreme vigilante (gavel), the magneto/extremist (lustrum), serial killer (black kaze), magical villain plus mentally unstable villain (glaistig uaine), mad scientist wonder weapon version (string theory), martial arts/ assassin group villain (crane) and femme fetal (ingenue)
okay it's been 3 years i think i'm safe.
so basically i did victoria cop dallon
THE TRUTH COMES OUT.....
you don't even know what that is
You literally told me.... <------ secrets keeper
yeah but like. it was before your time
So like, 3 years ago, barely a few months into my joining the worm fandom, there was this poll blog of "best fictional new englander," right. And cause worm takes place in new england, right, I was like, submitting worm characters to the poll blog in hopes of getting them to win. And like. they were taking submissions in a specific format, and so i'd call the characters "Lisa 'Tattletale' Wilbourn," or something. And I wanted to submit Victoria Dallon as a character, right? But I wasn't sure what to call her, since neither the moniker "Glory Girl" or the moniker "Antares" is necessarily more popular than the other in the fandom. So, I was like... "Well, she's a hero in both circumstances, which is like a kind of cop, so what if I just call her "Victoria 'Cop' Dallon?"" It was intended as a joke mostly (who would actually think her name was Cop?), but the person who ran the blog took it at face value and submitted her to the tournament as "Victoria 'Cop' Dallon." it was official and everything. So then a bunch of people's first exposure to worm was that they saw "Victoria 'Cop' Dallon."
It was the talk of the town for a good long while. I didn't want to come out as the person who did it both out of a sense of embarrassment, and partly just because it's more fun to imagine it sprouting from the worm zeitgeist like athena from zeus than imagining that one particular person did it. Also I was an egg at the time which probably played a role--didn't want to take credit as the guy behind it, you know?
I gotta say, deeply funny bit.
chainsaw man if denji was tom and refined
My quest is to slay a mogless beast.
Look in the mirror
I can't, I have to wait until the ending plot twist.