Astrology bitch.

Capricorn Sun / Virgo Moon / Unknown Rising :( Hey people, ask box is always open to all requests - not a professional.

[brokenzodiacs]

Listen, I'm not going to stand here and act like I like you because I don't

Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn

[beddiebi]

Aries, Cancer, Libra, and Capricorn lovers: you say you love me? Convince me that I need you. Then, and only then, would I consider depending on someone.

Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, and Aquarius lovers: you say you love me? Prove it. Then, and only then will I believe you.

Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius and Pisces lovers: you say you love me? Come into my world. Then, and only then, will you know the real me.

*use Venus and Moon

[astrologytea]

'Acts cold towards you, but really just wants to be yours' squad

taurus, cancer, virgo, scorpio, CAPRICORN

[astrologysucks]

Reasons why you should date the signs

Aries: 

-They don’t back down from any challenge

-You can stay up all night getting into crazy shit together

-You’ll be that cute couple that gets really competitive at video games together

Taurus:

-So chill, you can just like nap together and still have a good time

-They’ll be so protective about you and it’s really sweet

-You’ll be the sole person in the world they’ll share their food with (That’s a huge privilege, you don’t even know)

Gemini:

-They’re genuinely interested in the things you say and will listen to you

-They never get boring

- You’ll have a lot of hilarious inside jokes together that only the two of you will understand

Cancer:

-They’re always ready to make out

-Lots of cuddles

-They’re total cuties

Leo:

-They’ll spoil you like the pretty princess you are

-They’ll take a lot of pictures of you and show you off

-They’re a dominant top + always down for it :3

Virgo:

-They’ll touch your butt a lot

-They send the funniest snaps

-Sarcasm à la carte

Libra:

-They’ll tease you, in a sexy way

-They’ll watch whatever movie you want to see without arguing

-They’re people pleasers; They know exactly what to do to keep you happy.

Scorpio:

-They’ll fuck up anyone who dares hurt you

-You’ll talk about deep shit together

-Great sex

Sagittarius:

-You”ll go on so many adventures together

-You can talk to them about literally anything without them thinking you’re weird. Talking purple beavers? Sure! Why not?

- Kinky af

Capricorn:

-You can be really bitter about things and complain together

-Your family will love them

-You get free bragging right, cause they don’t settle for just anyone. Bravo.

Aquarius:

-They’ll give you the freedom you desire

-You’ll spend money on ridiculous things together

-You’ll have a lot of stupid funny arguments, and they’ll usually end in sexy times

Pisces:

-Amazing kissers

-Cute nicknames

-Will inspire you to achieve your dreams

[zodiacqueenn]

The biggest problem you have in a relationship

Aries: know when to let your guard down, and trust. Taurus: drop the ego, and let people love you with everything. Gemini: Love the person you want to love. Not the person who looks good for your image. Cancer: It’s okay to need someone instead of being needed. Leo: be content with the things. It’s not always gonna be perfect. Virgo: stop looking for perfection. Nobody is. Libra: Not everything is a fairytale, and honeymoon phase doesn’t last forever. Scorpio: let yourself love. You need it. Sagittarius: when things get low don’t just give up there is always more highs. Capricorn: stop with the trust issues not everybody is the same. Aquarius: things aren’t just about you. Let them talk about them too. Pisces: stop taking everything so serious, and have some fun.

[zodiacismylife-blog]

You don’t understand and I can’t explain.

Cancer, Aquarius, Libra, and Capricorn (via zodiacismylife)

[zodiacapple]

why the signs aren’t in a relationship

aries: never learns from their mistakes

taurus: too picky

gemini: terribly high standards

cancer: stuck on their ex

leo: rushes things

virgo: has a certain “type”

libra: knows who they want but is too shy to make the first move

scorpio: thinks that they’re too weird/awkward to be in a relationship

sagittarius: their mom said no

capricorn: is afraid of hurting and getting hurt

aquarius: just is truly not interested in anyone

pisces: too busy planning world domination

[zodiacapple]

what the signs say when falling for someone

aries: I AM GOING TO SEDUCE THIS MOTHERFUCKER

taurus: is this indigestion

gemini: what the fuck? no

cancer: not again

leo: oh lord

virgo: no thanks

libra: FUCK

scorpio: lol is this a joke

sagittarius: why me

capricorn: i did not sign up for this

aquarius: *denies it*

pisces: goodbye everyone, i’ll remember you all in therapy

[that-millennial-chick]

I feel like I’m waiting for something that isn’t going to happen.

Capricorn, Taurus, Libra, Aquarius (via astrorhea)

[capricornasfuck]

SIGNS AS PHOBIAS

Pistanthrophobia (fear of trusting): Libra, Gemini

Thantophobia (fear of losing someone you love): Virgo, Cancer

Philophobia (fear of falling or being inlove) : Sagittarius, Capricorn

Atelphobia (fear of imperfection) : Taurus, Pisces

Kainotophobia (fear of changes) : Scorpio, Aquarius

Autophobia (fear of being alone) : Leo, Aries

[that-millennial-chick]

The Signs as Love Quotes

(check your Venus)

ARIES:

“You are still my favourite yet most painful story to tell.”

TAURUS:

“In the end we won’t remember the most beautiful face and body. We’ll remember the most beautiful soul.”

GEMINI:

“Just remember when you’re ignoring her, you’re teaching her to live without you.”

CANCER:

“My parents warned me about the drugs in the streets but never the ones with with hazel eyes and a heartbeat.”

LEO:

“True love isn’t about finding someone who never lies. It’s about finding someone who honestly means something to you. It’s when you see someone and you fall head over heels over them and they take over your mind for that very instant and never leave. Perfect love isn’t about having a partner with no flaws, it’s about accepting their flaws and looking beyond their imperfections.”

VIRGO:

“People leave you out in the cold and get mad when you learn how to get warm by yourself.”

LIBRA:

“I love talking to you, … even if I have nothing to say.”

SCORPIO:

“When I die don’t you dare come to my grave and tell me you love me because those words were the only thing I would have needed to stay.”

SAGITTARIUS:

“She didn’t need to be fixed, just loved.”

CAPRICORN:

“Everything you love will one day kill you, whether it’s cigarettes, or drugs, or the boy with brown eyes, they all kill you in the end.”

AQUARIUS:

“I didn’t fall in love with you. I walked in love with you, with my eyes wide open, choosing to take every step along the way. I do believe in fate & destiny, but I also believe we are only fated to do things we’d choose anyway & I choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you & I’d choose you.”

PISCES:

“We live in a world full of broken hearts and judgmental hypocrites.”

[capricornasfuck]

Best Physical Features of The Signs (from personal experience)

Aries: jawline 👌🏻

Taurus: smile 😊

Gemini: teeth 😁

Cancer: eyelashes 💅

Leo: hair 💇

Virgo: lips 👄

Libra: eyes 😍

Scorpio: clear skin 👏

Sagittarius: eyebrows 👍

Capricorn: body 😇

Aquarius: hands 🙏

Pisces: round face 😘

(But hey, everyone is actually incredibly beautiful in every way, so please don't take this seriously. Love yourself, because you're an amazing person, inside and out 😊) -Kam❤️

[astrolocherry]

Self Care Package: Capricorn

1. It’s okay if you can’t always meet your high self expectations. You know that voice in your head, that always tells you that you are wrong or that you are not good enough? Remind yourself gently this is no tyrant, this is simply a wise elder that knows your true worth. So you must be patient and self tolerant, you understand the plights of others, but it is important for you to understand your own and all the obstacles that you have managed to overcome. Sit down every now and then and consider everything you have achieved and the barriers that have been invisible to everyone else that you have managed to conquer. You’re quite spectacular really

2. Take time to look after your skin. I know to you it may seem indulgent, or too self gratifying, but Saturn rules the skin and bones, and much of your vitality and torment can be manifested through the skin condition. So cleanse, tone, take care of yourself with moisturizers and masks, it will do you more benefit than you realise, and you deserve it, you work so hard. This will also give you time to yourself where you are not concerned about being ultra productive. You can be mindful, and you need a moment without pressure

3. You need to calm you mind and centre your focus regularly, you can become so pedantic that you burn yourself out, I know that you feel under a great deal of compulsion and labor, but your body, mind, nerves, and worries need time to rest. I know you measure every variable and you are constantly swinging back and forth between ideals and fears. Remember your fears rarely come true. Don’t use your imagination to assemble worlds of disturbance when you are capable of dreaming heavenly constructs

-Cherry

[capricornasfuck]

the signs & their erogenous zones

aries: hair, scalp, ear // might like having their hair pulled, head scratched, or ears kissed

taurus: neck, throat // might like to be lightly choked or having their neck caressed or kissed

gemini: fingers, arm, hands // might like to have their fingers sucked or hands and arms stroked or massaged

cancer: breasts // use your imagination

leo: back, spine // might like massages or having their back scratched

virgo: abdomen // might like having their stomach kissed, stroked, or rubbed

libra: lower back, butt // might like lower back massages, spanking, or having their butt rubbed

scorpio: genitals // again, use your imagination

sagittarius: hips, thighs // might like to have their thighs or hips massaged or lightly stroked

capricorn: knees // might like having their knees stroked or the back of their knees kissed

aquarius: calves, ankles // might like having their calves stroked or kissed

pisces: feet // might like foot massages or creepy foot fetish stuff

*** BUT REMEMBER! ALWAYS RECEIVE CONSENT FROM YOUR PARTNER BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THEY MIGHT NOT BE READY FOR. NOT ALL PEOPLE LOVE BEING TOUCHED OR KISSED AT THEIR ASTROLOGICAL EROGENOUS ZONE, SO CONSENT IS KEY ***

[capricornasfuck]

Hey people - I’m doing this for anyone who sends me all of the above in my inbox [and posted on my blog for you to download]

[zodiacmind]

Awkward Situations of Zodiac Signs

Aries : Stuck in an awkward situation is fidgety, sweaty, and has a dry throat. An Aries expects things to go perfectly, the way they want them to go, but when things take a turn for the worse, they lose all control.

Taurus : When a Taurus feels awkward or uncomfortable, they try to play it off with a joke or change the subject almost immediately. But don’t think that they won’t remember this moment for the rest of their lives. They’ll dread on it.

Gemini : It’s hard to find a Gemini in an awkward situation, but when they are they aren’t happy about it. They’re probably more angry than embarrassed. They expect their lives to be perfect and they don’t make mistakes. Especially embarrassing ones.

Cancer : Are the best at escaping awkward situations because they usually don’t happen. But when they are feeling a little uncomfortable, they bring in a friend or family member to save them. They also find distractions to take the attention away from them.

Leo : Are the masters of creating and escaping awkward situations. They tend to use crude humor to take away any tension in the room. They’re very upfront and will get to the bottom of any situation. Others look up to them for this reason.

Virgo : Isn’t afraid to tell you when they’re feeling uncomfortable or awkward in any situation. They try to quickly move on, and they do so by using rude or sarcastic humor to take away the attention that is on them.

Libra : When a Libra feels uncomfortable, they leave the situation. They’re timid creatures who will avoid conflict or awkward situations at any cost. Unlike Virgo, they aren’t ones to come out and say how they’re feeling.

Scorpio : Are very private people and that doesn’t change when they’re embarrassed or feel awkward. They try to avoid an uncomfortable situation by taking themselves out of them. But if they create them, they expect you to make everything comfortable again.

Sagittarius: Almost enjoys creating awkward situations.. For other people, of course. But when they find them self stuck in one, they acknowledge it. Why pretend that things are find when they’re not?

Capricorns : Laugh off awkward situations. Most of the time, they’ll admit when they’re acting strange or making others uncomfortable. But that doesn’t always mean that they’ll stop what they’re doing.

Aquarius : Tends to get frustrated and upset at others when they’re uncomfortable. They probably won’t admit that they’re feeling awkward or out of place because they don’t want to look “weak.”

Pisces : get “sassay” and will use crude humor to make a situation less awkward and uncomfortable. But this can sometimes backfire and make things worse. They forget that sometimes it’s best to just let things go.

More Zodiac Facts Here

[astrologyoverload]

Capricorn-Aquarius Cusp Aesthetic \ This cusp is very visual and loves to talk abut their life experiences. They are corresponded to fantasies and vivid dreams. They are certainly not boring as they have an electric charisma. However, they can have trouble maintaining relationships. They are good at life in general and love a good insightful conversation.

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