Capricorn

sea-goat thing

[dumbhoepisces]

moon in taurus/moon in the 2nd house

[entirelytootired]

the signs as contacts in my phone

Aries: Joey The Wind

Taurus: Katiefish

Gemini: most married roary eva

Cancer: cute late 2 elf practicw

Leo: mr. bossman?

Virgo: Lou *double hearts*

Libra: Clarabear

Scorpio: z

Sagittarius: daddy eridan

Capricorn: sar (loml loml)

Aquarius: my gay’s boyfriend

Pisces: partychicken

[starprincesspisces]

[girlfriend89]

Stop being so Capricorn

I’m sorry we excel in academics and work ethic to the point of neuroticism

[capri-sun-corn]

Aquarius: Man, I’m really craving some COTC

Capricorn: ????

Aquarius: COTC? Corn on the cob?

Capricorn: how the fUCK WOULD I KNOW THAT?

[capricornlol]

Key Words for Capricorn

Ambition

Structure

Goals

Long-Term Plans

Prestige

Public Image/Acclaim

[zodaeac]

Quiet or loud

Seems quiet and is quiet: Virgo, Cancer, Pisces

Seems quiet, is actually loud: Libra, Taurus, Gemini

Seems loud and is loud: Leo, Aries, Sagittarius

Seems loud, is actually quiet: Scorpio, Aquarius, Capricorn

[myastrologyblog]

12 Days of Christmas

On the 1st day of Christmas, my Aries gave to me: a side-eye for using the armrest on public transportation On the 2nd day of Christmas, my Taurus gave to me: two guilt trips On the 3rd day of Christmas, my Gemini gave to me:  three unfulfilled promises

On the 4th day of Christmas, my Cancer gave to me: four unofficial counselling sessions

On the 5th day of Christmas, my Leo gave to me: five condescending speeches On the 6th day of Christmas, my Virgo gave to me: six household chores

On the 7th day of Christmas, my Libra gave to me: seven backhanded compliments

On the 8th day of Christmas, my Scorpio gave to me: eight trust issues

On the 9th day of Christmas, my Sagittarius gave to me: nine bad excuses

On the 10th day of Christmas, my Capricorn gave to me: ten reasons to day drink 

On the 11th day of Christmas, my Aquarius gave to me: eleven weird fetishes

On the 12th day of Christmas, my Pisces gave to me: twelve new addictions

[blowthecandlesoutt]

The Signs Best Qualities

Aries:

I have never met an Aries that wasn’t fucking hilarious and knew it. Y’all are so funny and creative constantly, your hyper personalities draw people in to thrive off your constant and seemingly bottomless energy. I feel constantly entertained and warm around you people.

Capricorn:

I’m gonna be real, I haven’t had the best experiences with y’all, but your dedication is one of the most strong and responsible things I’ve ever seen. You’re the type of people to see something you wanna do and you get that shit done. I respect the absolute fuck out of that.

Scorpio:

You guys are so creative and funny. You’re some of the most interesting people I’ve ever met in my life, and conversation is never dull. Scorpio’s give off such cool and chill yet eccentric vibes and I just wanna pick your brain and find all the cool and colorful shit in there.

Taurus:

If you want to find someone who has a thought out opinion on everything just talk to a Taurus. You guys are never-ending learners. You have an endless need for new information and you love sharing it, and I love hearing it! You’re massively intelligent and well spoke people.

Sagittarius:

One of my best frienss in the world is the biggest Sag in the world, and oh my god are you guys hilarious. Your adventurous spirits are something I could get drunk off of, and I could follow a Sag on any little adventure even if it’s just to a supermarket.

Virgo:

My people, Virgo’s are creative, intelligent people who constantly wanna help people all the time. Any Virgo you meet will help you with tiny little tasks just because they want to. They offer great advice and care deeply about all of their friends, and it shows!!

Gemini:

Ah, the butt of every astrology joke. Gemini’s are underrated as hell. When you find a person you love, you become loyal and protective as hell. You’re funny, creative people with a lot of spirit and I think you definitely deserve much more credit for being great friends and lovely people to be around.

Aquarius:

Literally, my favorite people to talk shit with. Y’all take NO shit and you are constantly ready to have deep, meaningful discussion. Some of the most insightful people I’ve met, you always manage to change my perspective on things and make people see things in a new light.

Pisces:

Pisces are known for being emotional and I have no idea why that can be viewed as a bad thing. You have such a soft spot for everyone that you’re constantly supportive and empathetic to others and their feelings. You’re easy to talk to and super loving, and it’s so refreshing to be around someone that genuinely feels for you.

Cancer:

Cancers are some of the most fun and uplifting people ever. You guys are ready to smile with anyone and laugh, and I love making up crazy stories with you because you’re so stupidly creative it’s insane. You guys give the best pep talks and make me feel so good, and I love that.

Leo:

One of my favorite signs, you almost always manage to make me fall in love with you. I’m on the Leo cusp, so every time I meet a Leo we laugh until our stomachs hurt. You’re creative, talented, funny, and energetic and you pull people in with your happy additudes.

Libra:

Another sign that I have not been particularly happy with, yet you still manage to redeem yourself constantly. You’re fair, diplomatic people who work hard for justice and feel as if you need to treat everyone fairly. And you do! You really really want everyone to get the same treatment and opportunity and that’s really admirable.

[capricornlol]

5 Reasons To Love Being A Capricorn

1. Your bank account balance is enviable. You don’t get overly tempted by purchases, and have a gift for investing and saving.

2. Your mind is like a steel trap. You never forget anything or anyone, and can recall conversations from years ago.

3. Your home looks like it belongs on HGTV. Whether it’s a rental or you own it, you have an exacting eye for design, and know the exact touches to make anywhere—even a hotel room—seem like a home.

4. You never lose anything, and always have the important files, passwords, and papers close at hand. Your organization saves your time and sanity.

5. You are polished. You never don’t know what to say and seem to avoid awkward situations as you are an expert at small talk, and also really good at knowing exactly what to say to make other people feel good.

[brighterthanthebaddays]

Tumblr Horoscope December 2018

Aries: The High Priestess

Not is a time for experience. You will be faced with something this month that, no matter the amount of research you do, will only make sense to you through the experience of it yourself. Now is also an excellent time for looking to the feminine and negative energies in your practice of spiritualism. 

Taurus: King of Wands

If someone else is the King - Look towards your mentor in the areas of bissness. While his attention can be short lived, it is essential for your growth and success. 

If you are the King - Mentor those around you. You’re attention may wonder from person to person but do give each of them your all

Gemini: Four of Pentacles 

Now isn’t really a time for action. Instead, gather power to yourself. This can be in work or in your spiritual expression.

Cancer: Queen of Cups

If someone else is the Queen - Someone around you wishes to nurture you. She encourages you to explore your emotions and open up to those around you.

If you are the Queen - Remember to open up to people, and assist those around you to open up themselves to you. Nurture their trust.

Leo: Two of Cups

This is the perfect time to start new relationships. Whether these be with people you know, or new exciting attractions.

Virgo: Six of Swords

You may find yourself in a difficult situation. This is not something you can do alone. Take a friend and ally with you to seek help and advice, however remember that sometimes the best option is to just give in.

Libra: Knight of Swords

If someone else is the Knight - This is a person to be wary of. He acts based on his ideals and way of thinking and will trample anyone who gets in his way. Proceed with caution when exploring areas of ideas, systems, and communication. 

If you are the Knight - You are true to your ideals but please be aware that not everyone who disagrees is your enemy. 

Scorpio: The Star

Now is a time for inspiration. Look towards the sky and the horizon and imagine what could be. Then work towards that step by step with no fear. 

Sagittarius: Ten of Cups

This is a happy time. Open yourself up to your family, blood or otherwise. 

Capricorn: Nine of Pentacles 

Enjoy what you have created. Appreciate your accomplishment as what you have done is beautiful and amazing.

Aquarius: Four of Wands

Your plans have come to fruition. Congratulations. You can now celebrate with those closest to you.

Pisces: Seven of Wands

You may find yourself backed into a corner this month. Be on the defensive. 

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More fun Zodiac facts here

[capricornlol]

Capricorn

The leader

The asshole

The fashion guru

The secret psycho

The know it all

The lone wolf

[archived-movedblog]

Gemini: did Capricorn work last night?

Leo: Yeah, why?

Gemini: the candies organized by color again.

Leo: damnit Capricorn.

[sandrinecharron]

ahhh me

[incorrectzodiacquotes]

Pisces: You have no idea what I’m capable of!

Capricorn: Don’t take it personally, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

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Cancer: (to Capricorn) You don’t like ice cream?

Capricorn: It’s too cold.

Gemini: And you’re not?

[incorrectzodiacquotes]

Capricorn: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Taurus: What if I bite it and it dies?

Capricorn: That means you’re poisonous.

Pisces: What if it bites itself and I die?

Capricorn: That’s voodoo.

Cancer: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Capricorn: That’s correlation, not causation.

Libra: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Gemini: That’s kinky.