Yeah well

My names Luke, but you can call me Luke. If you're here to fight, I must warn you I'm deadly in the art of crying and you will feel guilty for hurting such a sensitive soul.

[docgold13]

Mike Mignola’s Hellboy and the BPRD paper cut-outs

[bear1na]

*

[getsawaycar]

lowkey can’t wait for there to be an especially dramatic episode of brooklyn nine nine where andy sambergs character gets shot and everyone dubs mmm whatcha say over the scene and we come full circle

[thefunnydeepandrandom]

Bold of you to assume that B99 won’t do it themselves

[alienscumbag]

[dirchristophernolan]

The shortest poem is a name.

Anne Michaels, A Definition of Fiction and Poetry

[varusteleka]

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

[diamondguls]

Are you….. A reptile ?

[slavicafire]

its just good

[unclefather]

[welovegamingz]

[legionofpotatoes]

Carved out some personal time for a much needed Captain Marvel poster ♥️

[legionofpotatoes]

Adding an alternate version I never posted because the colors came out way too similar to my Okoye piece, but damn it, I love how it looks too.

[solstinky]

Thiccolas, the Wide Furby. made of 2 different types of denim for maximum power.

[sulrae]

Cursed image

[pervocracy]

Why beehives are hexagons.

[robotlyra]

O P T I M I Z E D

[failsyndrome]

EVERYONE STOP I JUST LEARNED A NEW EMOTICON

‘,:)

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

10/10

[highwarlockofphilly]

Sometimes I forget that Hozier is a millennial and sometimes it’s forcibly thrust into my awareness

[abysmallylost23]

HE’S A WHAT?????????????????????????????????

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

[stfranciseventing]

tbh id just kind of assumed Hozier has always existed? like hes some kind of fae

[raeldazla]

Wasteland, Baby! a quick summary

Nina Cried Power: black people invented music and activism and musical activism, bow down and listen

Almost (Sweet Music): wanna feel nostalgic for a song that came out in 2019? 

Movement: you can’t dance but you’re gonna wish you could

No Plan: optimistic nihilism 

Nobody: teenage nihilism and stupid fun times but in California this time

To Noise Making (Sing): fuck it, be happy

As It Was: southern gothic babyyyy

Shrike: murder-birds, but, like, romantic 

Talk: greek myths can have love songs too 

Be: hey trump? fuck you, and fuck your world too

Dinner & Diatribes: your friends and this bar suck and I wanna go home and get railed

Would That I: wish you were in a pub in Ireland? now you do

Sunlight: he probably loves a girl, but he definitely loves the sun. and metaphors

Wasteland, Baby: optimistic nihilism pt. 2, or, also known as, the most beautiful song you’ve ever heard

[perkwunos]

I think it’d be a good idea to let people from the Middle Ages use tumblr

[sonicrainbooms]

anti vaxxers

[mysticpandalad]

look into my eyes and tell me a person from the Middle Ages who lost 3 kids by the time they are 25 and coughs up blood every now and then would be against a vial with a heaven-sent potion that can protect you from the demons that plague the Earth with just one small prick. look into my eyes and lie to me

[loveitorreblogit]

sorry my english was bad to write this

[badjokesbyjeff]

Wife: I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it

Husband : [peeing on jellyfish] This is for stinging my wife

[tylerposey]