Mar 9
Hal is that kind of person whose life is disastrous at best and borderline on ending 24/7 at worst but SOMEHOW he's still the emergency contacts of all of his close friends (and foes)
#shitpost#hal jordan#dc comics#green lantern#dc#he locks in as soon as someone else is in trouble instead of himself#this is canon idc#i mean he is sometimes THE emergency itself but like#the ratio is 3 to 7 i Think we'll be fineeeee#Kyle has a breakdown over his fav cereal brand getting cancelled#and he called Hal crying#asking if they can perform joint timeline going to the past shennaningens again#just to buy 20 more boxes from the past#Carol is technically Hal's emergency contact#keyword#technically#but the moment she goes a bit insane people just call Hal#Hal does not have an emergency contact#he lets both Carol and Sin think they are#but it's either Alan on a good day or no one whenever he's ready to cease to exist
