YOU BROKE THE JUICING MACHINE! You DUMB, FAT BERRY! YOU EXCEEDED THE WEIGHT LIMIT! FUCK!
I told you, I TOLD you to spit out that gum, long ago. Hell, I told you NOT to even chew the gum. But noooo, you were just DESTINED to be the two ton juice cow that you are. Do you realize how expensive this equipment is? No, no what am I saying? Of course you don't. If I were to x-ray that skull of yours, we'd find nothing but blueberry jam, you stupid berry.
I can't just repair it like that. It could take weeks, MONTHS, just to get the parts. I have to close off the entire floor just to repair it, which is always a pain in the ass - not like you CAN care about it. You dumb berries can't even see the world outside of yourselves - first, just wanting to try the gum, now your entire world is just your big, fat, blue body.
Plus, there isn't any point to get the juicer working for YOU. If you stay as a blueberry for two weeks, you stay as a blueberry for LIFE. Yeah, you're a permaberry. No amount of juicing and squeezing will turn you back into a person. You're nothing but produce now - and just as smart as it. Two ton produce that has the intelligence of a fruit fly. Isn't that GREAT? Fuck, just a stupid, selfish blueberry.
I should just get a pin and pop you like a cheap juice-filled blimp. Just a little pinprick and BAM! my walls have a new coat of blue. Sure, it'll be a pain in the ass to clean up, but it's better than having a two ton idiot just flapping and moaning about.
Maybe I'll rent your ass out to advertising. Get some money out of it. Support local businesses. Write their slogans and logos across that fat blue gut of yours, have people take photos! People would come in flocks just to see what a blue freak you are. I bet you like that? Being a fat, blue freak? Fucking stupid pervert. I bet you're getting off to this. GOOD FOR YOU! Gods, I can't even roll you out of my sight, BECAUSE YOU'RE SO FUCKING HUGE! FUCKING GODDAMN!
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