LOKI'D

I AM LOKI, SON OF ODIN LAUFEY, AND MOST CERTAINLY NOT THE BROTHER OF THOR I AM NOT SHOUTING, A TRUE SORCERER'S POWER IS IN HIS WHISPER [icon art by gingerhaze]

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That's not what you said last night.

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I do believe I have won that argument.

YOU NEVER WIN ANYTHING 

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Right there is you admittance.

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You know you love me. Or at least my ass. You admitted that much, don't try and deny it.

WHEN HAVE I EVER DONE SO 

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My response.

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HA. I have fooled you! That was sarcasm!

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You're right. Whatever was I thinking? I am but a fool if to think I could ever pull the wool over your eyes.

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Nothing much, my friend. Attempting to harass you but my plan was ill thought out.

NO SCHEME SURPASSES LOKI, MY LADY 

SHOULD YOU NOT KNOW BETTER BY NOW?

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Sighs. I've been found out.

MY LADY SIF

IT WAS YOU!! 

EHEHEHEHE 

WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE HERE? 

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who is this lex of whom you speak? i'm just a random person interested in your opinions about butts.

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okay then, best butt back on asgard.

AAH... THE LADY SIF HAS QUITE THE DERRIERE 

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who has the best butt out of all the avengers?

YOU EXPECT ME TO CHOSE??

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A BA'NOODLE

EXPLAIN AT ONCE WHAT THAT IS 

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can you make that ass vibrate(twerk)

WHAT DO YOU SPEAK OF? 

I CANNOT UNDERSTAND

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MIDGARDIAN ALCOHOLIC DRINK

WHATEVER THIS IS 

I QUITE LIKE IT BECAUSE IT IS GREEN

THE FAERIES ARE QUITE NICE AS WELL 

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I HAVE RETURNED FROM MY SUDDEN ABSENCE

PLEASE, CONTINUE WITH YOUR QUESTIONS FOR I HAVE NONE IN THE “ASK BOX” 

AMUSE ME AND I MAY GRANT YE FAVOR 

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She's is the best friend of Jane. Who is possibly banging your brother right now. But like I said: ANGRY. SEX. LOTS OF IT.

THE ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A HOMELY GIRL OF THIRTEEN? WHY SHOULD I WANT TO BED HER OF ALL BEINGS?