I HAVE RETURNED FROM MY SUDDEN ABSENCE
PLEASE, CONTINUE WITH YOUR QUESTIONS FOR I HAVE NONE IN THE "ASK BOX"
AMUSE ME AND I MAY GRANT YE FAVOR
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I HAVE RETURNED FROM MY SUDDEN ABSENCE
PLEASE, CONTINUE WITH YOUR QUESTIONS FOR I HAVE NONE IN THE "ASK BOX"
AMUSE ME AND I MAY GRANT YE FAVOR
ARE YOU QUITE FINISHED.
I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR MY ABSENCE LATELY. THE WENCH HAS CAUGHT A GHASTLY ILLNESS AND IS BUSY MOVING HER LIVING ARRANGEMENTS. I SHALL BE AROUND BUT SPARINGLY. CONTINUE TO ASK QUESTIONS, MORTALS, I WILL DO WHAT I CAN TONIGHT IN THE VERY LEAST.
STEALEROFTHUNDER IS A LIAR AND A FOOL
PAY NO HEED TO HIS WORDS.
I WISH TO SPEAK WITH MY SON.
WHERE ARE YOU, SLEIPNIR? YOU HAVE NOT SPOKEN WITH ME IN SOME DAYS, YOU WOULD NEGLECT YOUR MOTHER SO?
Hey guys, this is the typing wench, you can probably tell because this isn't in capslock. I just wanted to say thank you for 30 followers! I'm so happy! Loki is too but he's refusing to admit it (which is why I'm the one saying it.) It's been such a joy talking to all of you, I'm really happy to at least make a couple of people smile. :)
Here's to more questions and verbal abuse! Long live our lord and master.
THE WENCH MISREAD YOUR LAST MESSAGE, SON OF TIM. I SHALL SEE HER PUNISHED. THANK YOU FOR THE ORANGES.
So.
What made you go with a horned helmet?
submitted by kinsane
WHY WOULD I NOT CHOSE A HORNED HELMET? THE STRONGEST OF BEASTS BEAR HORNS. AS A SORCERER, I MUST BE IMPOSING VISUALLY UNLIKE THOR, WHO WEARS IDIOTIC OUTFITS AND FEATHERS LIKE A BIRD OVER HIS GROTESQUE MUSCLES.
THE GOLDEN HORNS OF LOKI IMPOSE, DO THEY NOT?