hamboning

my name's harley - sometimes i hang around with these faggots that play computer games for a living, and other times i throw t-shirts at underaged girls. i like simple things and am rather fond of a bow tie here and there. people tell me that i need to grow up. it's not my fault i like cartoons aim: captainlain [ rp account yo. dont follow. i mean, i wish i was jordan but nah ]

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Kindly don't go blaming me for shit

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Ps miles luna and Barbara dunkelman are my faves

[zizino-deactivated20140203]

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hahaha I'm gonna leave and pass out

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ah got u bae do do do do

[playstation]

The Last of Us DLC: Left Behind

What made Ellie into a survivor?

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glad someone said it

[bl00dwing]

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I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?

rear

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I wanna make you wetter than the Zora Temple.

dead

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I know how Mario must feel, 'cause I really want to clean your pipes.

I cant

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Nice pants, babe. What's the drop rate?

my pants don't come off for nobody

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I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day.

I

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You make my Snake solid.

gaming pick up lines are the shit

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If I was a NES cartridge, would you blow me?

this sounds like something cai woulD say

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Looking at you makes me feel like Gordon Freeman...speechless

who's Gordon freeman? Did you mean Morgan?

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Damn boy, I think I need a Parlyz Heal, 'cause you're stunning

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