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#translation:#NO i will never play tennis again you fucks rigged the chair so i could only say yes

Do you wanna play tennis?

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#translation: yes #yes #YES #YES!!#YES!!!!!!#THE CHAIR IS MALFUNCTIONING AGAIN #he can only say yes

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#translation:#NO u asshat i dont want to sleep im gonna stay up and watch the reruns of The Wonder Years

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#translation:#freestyle beepboxin #gangsta as fuck

*that last post was just a dream*

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#translation:#WOW what a NIGHTMARE #i was almost a PIKE SANDWICH

...*chair begins rolling down a hill*

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#translation:#DAMN U GOT A NICE ASS #fapfapfapfapfapfapfap

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#translation:#I SAID NO MOTHAFUCKA

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#translation:#nope

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#translation: beep once for yes twice for no

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#translation:#time to roll on over to the bathroom

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#translation:#my favorite crewmember to follow around is scotty

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#translation:#THE CHAIR IS MALFUNCTIONING #MAL #FUNC #TION #ING #ONLY ONE LIGHT IS WORKING

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sohmie replied to your post:sweetheartofthepines replied to your post…

only if mulder narrates it with steve irwin’s voice and it’s shot like the crocodile hunter

he’s dead, you’re so insensitive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

captain-christopherpike-blog

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#translation:#LOL U MAD BRO

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#translation:#im currently narrating a sex story #ITS HOT

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#translation:#gillian anderson is a hobbit

Former Captain Christopher Pike of the USS Enterprise.

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#translation:#RAAAAAAAAAAAVE

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