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Perfect Match!

@captain-despicable-blog

A collection of terrible cringe worthy online dating profiles

49 posts

captain-despicable-blog

Apr 20, 2016

No wonder why you’re still single mate.

#online dating fail #perfect match not #bad tshirt #profile picture fail #badoo fail #bad

captain-despicable-blog

Apr 20, 2016

Booze and fast food? What a romantic date! I am in LOVE.

#online dating fail #badoo fail #gross #booze #fast food #profile picture fail #perfect match not #sarcasm

captain-despicable-blog

Apr 19, 2016

Monkey see, Dickhead do.

#online dating fail #perfect match not #badoo fail #monkey #terrible selfie #profile picture fail

captain-despicable-blog

Apr 19, 2016

Thanks douche bag for ruining a great name.

Prince Willyum Willyum Shakespeare Willyum Blake Willyum Daniels King Willyum I King Willyum VI

#online dating fail #badoo fail #terrible name #so bad #never the same #perfect match not #profile picture fail

captain-despicable-blog

Apr 18, 2016

Question: Who’s the stripper? The girl or the dude?

Answer: They’re both hookers. Dun dun DUNNNNNN!

#online dating fail #perfect match not #capital letters #no grammar #can't spell #badoo fail #psycho much?#profile picture fail #hookers #sleazy christmas

captain-despicable-blog

Apr 18, 2016

Peek-a-boo.

#online dating fail #badoo fail #perfect match not #oh dear god #creepy clown #profile picture fail

captain-despicable-blog

Apr 17, 2016

I like Star Wars, but this... This is just awful.

#online dating fail #badoo fail #perfect match not #star wars #no just no #profile picture fail #photoshop fail

captain-despicable-blog

Apr 17, 2016

Really? OMG! I love cats too! We’re gonna be best friends for sure!

#online dating fail #pussy cats #perfect match not #badoo fail #profile picture fail #sarcasm

captain-despicable-blog

Apr 16, 2016

#online dating fail #perfect match not #tinder fail #profile picture fail #no penis #lacking

captain-despicable-blog

Apr 16, 2016

Boy, do I feel safe when I’m around you.

#online dating fail #perfect match not #guns are bad #profile picture fail #badoo fail #runaway #don't feel safe

captain-despicable-blog

Apr 15, 2016

#online dating fail #perfect match not #profile picture fail #badoo fail #photoshop fail #bad proportions

captain-despicable-blog

Apr 15, 2016

So original.

#online dating fail #perfect match not #badoo fail #profile picture fail #classy not

captain-despicable-blog

Apr 15, 2016

Yeah, you wish mate.

#online dating fail #perfect match not #badoo fail #photoshop fail #lame #profile picture fail #dodgy photoshop

captain-despicable-blog

Apr 15, 2016

#online dating fail #oh dear god #perfect match not #profile picture fail #i am everywhere #badoo fail #creepy girlfriend

captain-despicable-blog

Apr 15, 2016

I don’t know what hurts my eyes more, that flash or those shorts.

#online dating fail #flash #argh my eyes #profile picture fail #badoo fail #perfect match not #shorts shorts

captain-despicable-blog

Apr 15, 2016

Good to know.

#online dating fail #perfect match not #subtle much #badoo fail #profile picture fail

captain-despicable-blog

Apr 15, 2016

Looks like someone enjoyed that happy ending (pun intended).

#online dating fail #tinder fail #perfect match not #not so happy ending #good read #profile picture fail

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