Eustass 'Captain' Kid

Eustass Kid RP blog run by Raernix. AU, Multifandom, and Yaoi friendly.

[captain-eustass-kid]

//getting on here after years of inactivity is like staring at your own gravestone or smth

[captain-eustass-kid]

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im beginning to think captainbonney knows my Kid too well...

[captain-eustass-kid]

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My Kid is so mellow tonight whoops...then again he isnt always wound up and trigger happy...

[captain-eustass-kid]

  Kid’s nose wrinkled at Bonney’s comment and the subsequent arrival of the food, appetizing was not a word he could apply to the plates in front of him. “I don’t destroy every island, I just rough a few up here and there.. if I do drop one it’s because someone had to piss me off that much, or I got bored. But, you laying low? That bad huh? You must have gotten in something way over your head..” He snatched a fry and dangled it in front of his face. “These aren’t even crispy”, he wiggled it for emphasis “what a fucking letdown. You and the food.”

[captainbonney]

She was going to answer him back but with his little comment she snatched the fry from him. Shoving it into her mouth she smiled back at him. “If you find me so boring why did you invite me out for drinks?” Grabbing her drink she finished it off. “Yea I might have blown up a Marine base after I obtained some information.” She shrugged her shoulders. “This quiet little island seems like a good place to chill.”

[captain-eustass-kid]

His eye's narrowed at the small stub of fry still remaining between his thumb and pointer fingers, before he dropped it and wiped his hand on his pants. "I called you a fucking letdown, not boring. You're the one I can rely on to raise some good hell." He threw the rest of his drink back and casually waved for refills before he continued. "Information though? Were they up to something that actually surprised you?" He would never admit it out loud, but leveling a marine compound was tough, had something pissed her off that much?

[captainbonney]

♝:Reading a book together

While browsing the bookstore she was rather surprised to see Kid. It wasn’t that hard to miss him for one. Of course he had to back talk her about reading. He must have noticed that her book was fables and fairy tales. Rude as always.She planned to have a quite evening and he wasn’t going to ruin it now. Not taking his bait she blew him off and headed towards the front of the store to pay for the book.

Once outside she heard him following behind her. It took everything in her not to punch him in broad daylight. He was apologizing, that was a first. In all honesty she wanted to be left alone for the day but she let him tag along. Making her back to her ship the chit chatted here and there. Once on deck she signaled him to sit next to her.

Opening the book she began reading. Of course he would make the occasional sarcastic mark here and there. Sitting up against the wood left her back kinda sore. Standing up she stretched a bit, how long had she been reading? Seems like they only read the first story.

"Hold on I need to stretch my back hurts."

"Need a chair or something?"

Bonney nodded her head as she sat back down for a moment.

“Come over here.”

Looking over to him she noticed he sat wide legged. Moving over she sat in between his legs and rested against his chest. A lot more comfy then the wooden walls of the deck. Before reading she looked up at him.

"Don’t try anything funny."

"Yea, yea. Just keep reading, Princess."

[captain-eustass-kid]

Hurt rp Starters

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down! You don't want to get even more hurt, do you?"

"Tell me where it hurts."

"Whoa, that's purple... It looks like your shoulder is dislocated."

"Oh my god. Are you okay?"

"You're bleeding... You're bleeding bad..."

"This is gonna hurt..."

"Holy crap! I may not know much about human anatomy, but legs don't bend that way!"

"It's all swollen up..."

"You have a black eye. Where you fighting with someone?"

"Okay... Okay, hospital. Hospital, now."

"I think you have a concussion."

"Calm down! Calm down! Your ankle is sprained, okay?"

"Here, lean on me."

"I'm gonna need more bandaids..."

"What the hell happened to you!?"

"Here, I need to clean you up. This might sting a bit..."

"We need to get the bullet out..."

"Oh my god, you've been shot!"

"Did... did you get beat up!?"

"Just hold on. You're gonna be fine..."

"Look out for that car!"

"Wake up! Oh god, please wake up!"

"You're alive! Oh, thank god!"

"I'm no doctor, but you should have that looked at. It's bleeding a lot..."

"What is that? Are there bandages under your shirt?"

"Why is your arm wrapped up like that? And are those blood stains!?"

"You must have hit the back of your head really hard."

"Look at me. Just look at me and stay awake. Can you do that?"

[kuro-hachi]

[Hawkid] Heartwarming Stories [Collection] by Setsu

I heard it’s assasymphoniex's birthday and I vaguely remembers she likes Hawkid so… Happy birthday!

[thusspokefriedrichnietzsche]

[captainbonney]

captain-eustass-kid:

Placing her glass down she looked at him with a dumbfounded look. “You know Kid, you don’t have to destroy every island you came into contact to.” With her food delivered she ate some fries before speaking. “Taking a little break. Made a major mess for the Marines. Need to lay low for a bit.”

[captain-eustass-kid]

Kid's nose wrinkled at Bonney's comment and the subsequent arrival of the food, appetizing was not a word he could apply to the plates in front of him. "I don't destroy every island, I just rough a few up here and there.. if I do drop one it's because someone had to piss me off that much, or I got bored. But, you laying low? That bad huh? You must have gotten in something way over your head.." He snatched a fry and dangled it in front of his face. "These aren't even crispy", he wiggled it for emphasis "what a fucking letdown. You and the food."

[pirate-luffy]

((@captain-eustass-kid, if you're still interested))

[captain-eustass-kid]

((CRYING….OMG I LOVVEE YOUUU AHHHH))

((can I put one of these on my main, jesus fuck I’m dying))

[captain-eustass-kid]

I JUST FOUND THIS IN MY ARCHIVE

DID I EVER RP SERIOUSLY?

[deletedlogsorry]

Just jumping in here, but I think that wig would go great with the Eustass image improvement I made a while back:

[captain-eustass-kid]

((my muse is going to kill me from the inside omfg))

[captain-eustass-kid]

  "My pride is right where it needs to be." He chuckled and perched himself on the stool next to Bonney. His bulk dwarfed the banged up wooden seat, and made the few occupants on his other side carefully slide away, but all the better for him. "So tell me, what mans heart you off breaking now? Or can you even snag one?"

[captainbonney]

Ordering her food and drinks she watched as Kid lugged his way over to her. At his little remark she smirked and laughed. “Kid, there is no man alive sailing this seas that can handle me.” Picking up her glass she laughed behind it. “I could ask you the same thing but we both know it’s non existent.”

[captain-eustass-kid]

Kid shrugged. "Gets in the way. So I guess we're both doomed. Not like we weren't already." He took his glass and threw it back. "So why this town? Plan on leveling it? Need any help?"

[pirate-luffy]

((@captain-eustass-kid, if you're still interested))

[captain-eustass-kid]

((CRYING….OMG I LOVVEE YOUUU AHHHH))

((can I put one of these on my main, jesus fuck I’m dying))

[captain-eustass-kid]

I JUST FOUND THIS IN MY ARCHIVE

DID I EVER RP SERIOUSLY?

[captain-eustass-kid]

Never go to a Golden Corral Dressed as Eustass Kid...not even if it is next to a con

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Story time: The con I first wore my Kid cosplay, I was invited out by friends I met to the golden corral across the street... thinking that it would be full of con goers and less normal people.. the only thing was ditch my coat and trade in my skin colored thing for a black tank.. When I got over there.. it was me.. in a huge line full of normal people and I was in my fucking Kid makeup, eyebrowless and gold contacts.. lipstick..everything.. at one point the line funneled into a set of switchbacks and I wound up across from a mother and three kids of varying ages. Forgetting that I was scary as hell looking, this kid in the stroller was staring at me so I.. kinda grinned and then the baby like.. shrieked and burst into tears and I swear to god the mother was so mad she grabbed her child from the stroller..fucking thought she was gonna call the cops..as she glared at me THE REST OF THE TIME WE WERE STUCK LIKE THAT

It got everyone else in the line staring at me too.. It was so bad...so fucking bad

The icing on the cake was that the people doing the seating looked at me and asked if i was with a guy with a weird hat and another guy with green hair.. and promptly was seated with an entire table of strawhats...

[captain-eustass-kid]

  "Then lead the way, Bonney-bitch." It had been too long since he had gotten to say that. "You get food and I get drinks. I don’t feel like getting my tab paid by a woman."

[captainbonney]

As he called her she just rolled her eyes. She wouldn’t say anything. “You shouldn’t let your pride get to you. It’s only food.” Men and their stupid pride. Walking towards the bar she just shook her head.

[captain-eustass-kid]

"My pride is right where it needs to be." He chuckled and perched himself on the stool next to Bonney. His bulk dwarfed the banged up wooden seat, and made the few occupants on his other side carefully slide away, but all the better for him. "So tell me, what mans heart you off breaking now? Or can you even snag one?"

[captain-eustass-kid]

captainbonney replied to your post: captainbonney said:Truth: “Are yo…

"Cat got your tongue, Kid?"

He ran a hand through his hair, probably more roughly than he meant to. “No, now are we going to go drink or not?”

[captainbonney]

"I am always up for drinking. Maybe eating to." She smirked. "Don’t worry Ill pay for the food."

[captain-eustass-kid]

"Then lead the way, Bonney-bitch." It had been too long since he had gotten to say that. "You get food and I get drinks. I don't feel like getting my tab paid by a woman."

[itoitonomi]

two captains by MOGT

[captain-eustass-kid]

captainbonney replied to your post: captainbonney said:Truth: "Are yo...

"Cat got your tongue, Kid?"

He ran a hand through his hair, probably more roughly than he meant to. "No, now are we going to go drink or not?"