trash blog, but anyway

I am stephanie

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boom

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Holy shit turn on the audio

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PLEASE TURN ON THE AUDIO

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I will reblog this every time I see it because literally every time I cannot handle it

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What's in the jar? W/Chelcie Lynn

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Good Parenting: Exhibit 1 (overheard at work today)

6-year old: Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?

Mother: That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.

6-year old: How did that happen?

Mother: Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.

6-year old: Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*

6-year old: Hey! Miss!

Lady: ...yes?

6-year old: You look really pretty in your skirt!

Lady: Thank you!

*Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*

I'd just like to point out that it wasn't hard to explain this to a child at all...... Next excuse please?

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why do porn blogs keep following me!?!?

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Why I look so good here? I would date myself

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When they give your varsity spot to the j.v. girl b/c she dislocated your ankle a week before city finals and you knew you were gonna place 1st🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

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thank god

[alexander]

what a relief

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I want to get better at drawing people, so if you would like me to draw you, can you reblog this and tag it with your selfie tag or a link to your instagram or wherever you have pictures of yourself? 

I’m just going to draw what inspires me and I might do more than one of certain people idk, we’ll see.

I’ll be drawing every single day and posting the pictures on my blog!

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My selfies 

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Watch: Bernie says there’s one Trump quote he hasn’t figured out yet and is still “recovering from.”

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free him

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I HATE HIMMMMM

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parent: Why is your report card on the ceiling?!

child: You said ‘bring my grades up’.

parent: …I did say that. Lemme see-

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Christians on facebook are so fucking weird

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found an old birthday card

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please destroy it in the fires of mount doom

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NoEnd House

Let me start by saying that Peter Terry was addicted to heroin.

We were friends in college and continued to be after I graduated. Notice that I said “I”. He dropped out after two years of barely cutting it. After I moved out of the dorms and into a small apartment, I didn’t see Peter as much. We would talk online every now and then (AIM was king in pre-Facebook years). There was a period where he wasn’t online for about five weeks straight. I wasn’t worried. He was a pretty notorious flake and drug addict, so I assumed he just stopped caring. Then one night I saw him log on. Before I could initiate a conversation, he sent me a message.

“David, man, we need to talk.”

Keep reading

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Room 733

by reddit user The_Dalek_Emperor

A lot of people seemed to be very creeped out by this story. I received a couple of messages recommending this story to me a while back. I can understand why. It’s a bit long, but it’s worth it:

The Suicide Room. That’s what they called room 733 - as if I didn’t have enough to worry about on my first day as a freshman.

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what do you call a person who has poor hearing?

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what???

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I SAID WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO HAS POOR HEARING