Gabz The Captain

bloop.

[captain-gabz]

New opportunities

[saddest-cat-hours]

[labella-instagram]

[deadly-danaid]

[fuckboyseatramen]

[vikander]

[regular-love]

Grunge/Indie

[winterthirteen-deactivated20121]

[ssspeaks]

I hope my daughter never feels this way at night.

10 word story (s.s)

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[aristeia]

May our asses get fatter, and our stomachs get flatter.

[onlytwitterpics]

[mykeybordibroken-blog]

maN I DONT CARE IF SOMEONE HAS A PORNSTARS VAGINA AND THE BIGGEST BOOBS AND THE LONGEST HAIR IF THEY SAY THEY ARE A BOY AND THEY IDENTIFY AS A BOY THEY ARE A FUCKING BOY DO YOU HEAR ME B O Y

[girl-in-the-dirtyshirt]

But they aren’t though

[mykeybordibroken-blog]

MOTHERFUCKER WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY GODDAMN CLEAN YOUR EARS YOU BIG OCEAN OF PETULANT CUM

[patchoulisandwiches]

I was at the library the other day, and my daughter was playing at the Art Table with two other girls. One of the little girls’ mother was near by and said “Aren’t you girls good little artists!” 

And the third girl perked up and said “My dad’s an artist!” 

The woman smiled indulgently and says “Oh really, what kind?” 

The little girl proudly told her “He’s a tattoo artist.” 

And the woman. Oh man. Her face just twists, crumples into something nothing short of disdain, and she opens her mouth and says “That’s not…”

“An easy job,” I cut in, looking the woman in the face because really? You’re going to tell a child her dad’s not a real artist. “In fact it’s very very hard, because that art is alive forever on a person, not like on paper. And that’s scary! You have to be really good, to be a tattoo artist. Your dad must be really, really good.”

what kind of person could just try and crush a little kid like that? goddamn.

[captain-gabz]

EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY OF THE ZODIAC SIGNS

Aries Expectation: Fierce ram, will fuck u up, is hella brave

Aries Reality: Is a sheep with oversized horns and was bullied and is trying to overcompensate

Taurus Expectation: Loyal bull

Taurus Reality: Cow that is too lazy to betray you

Gemini Expectation: Super smart, super intelligent, can and will slay you.

Gemini Reality: Has abandonment issues and an identity crisis every month

Cancer Expectation: Mother bear and reliable and strong

Cancer Reality: Emotional wreck

Leo Expectation: Loyal sexy and confident

Leo Reality: Emo lion

Virgo Expectation: Shy smart and organized

Virgo Reality: Always having internal meltdowns

Libra Expectation: Fashionable and friendly and fair

Libra Reality: Really sad that they cannot fix everyone

Scorpio Expectation: Dark mysterious and probably a killer

Scorpio Reality: Really emo that hates everyone and has uncontrollable emotions

Sagittarius Expectation: So wise and majestic

Sagittarius Reality: Makes up everything to compensate for the lack of meaning in their life

Capricorn Expectation: Cool, calm, collected, ambitious

Capricorn Reality: Power starved baby that just wants love

Aquarius Expectation: God

Aquarius Reality: Still God

Pisces Expectation: So cute such anime!!

Pisces Reality: How can I murder ppl without getting my dress dirty

[just-shower-thoughts]

If there were a DNA test to see if a baby is gay in the womb, would Christians be for, or against, aborting it?

[squidwurd]

why does like every gay boy have this shirt

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

I’m crying bc I have this shirt