That's Captain Hook to you

Formally known as Killian Jones though Hook seems to be the name of choice. Born to sail the seas with the dear Jolly Rodger, not be stuck in this quaint town.

[simplyordinaryclara-deactivated]

Well, this should be fun...

[simplyordinaryclara-deactivated]

I’m pretty sure the word I’m looking for isn’t violent…

[captain-killian]

Well you sound a little dull there doll

what's a good adventure with a little bloodshed?

[geek-monkey-clone]

Alright now that you mention it, I feel like I’m being watched. Do I like…act natural? Or should I run for the hills or what, man? Call ‘Uncle’? Like, holy watershed…I’m sorta, kinda, starting to be weirded out. And that doesn’t happen too often. 

[captain-killian]

Well the best plan of action is to not be a foreigner. And you failed that one though not much you could have done there. I suppose don't draw attention to yourself but again when one of these things is not like the other...Though in your case you came at the same time as the others you might have a chance of going under the radar. At least you had the smarts to befriend the pirate. I must say I make quite the body guard.

[captain-killian]

30 Day Character Development Challenge

Day 5: Kinsey scale

5.) What’s your character’s ranking on the KINSEY SCALE? 

1

There's exceptions to every rule

[simplyordinaryclara-deactivated]

Well, this should be fun...

Or not… 

[captain-killian]

not sure if fun is the word you're looking for. 

strange, pointless and possibly violent perhaps

[captain-killian]

 I can't wait till our dear mayor sees all these new faces. I wonder if she'll go for the discrete disappearances or the more public deaths to teach a lesson with this batch

[geek-monkey-clone]

No, no, no. I mean…the sentiment’s great and all, but what I meant was, I’ve got a few sisters. We look pretty…similar. And I’m not sure you’d want them on your ship. Unless you’re into…punks and soccer moms. Then…by all means. Ask them aboard. It’s less stress for me.

[captain-killian]

Dear god no soccer moms please. The punk has promise though. 

I'm sensing some hesitation when you say similar. Not a fan of being so recognizably family?

[mr-holmes-consulting-detective-]

Interesting.... I do it to prove I am better than those simpletons,to prove that I have something that no one else has. I am not the hero, as far from it as possible, I am capable of handling danger but it's not something I am able to legally prove to you. I believe this conversation is essentially pointless.

[captain-killian]

I'm glad we can agree on one thing. Welcome to Storybrook Mr. Holmes and may your stay be a short one. Do try to have an interesting death for me, Mr. Gold lives down that way if your looking for someone to try and prove you're superior to. An old guy with a cane, shouldn't be too difficult for the great Sherlock Holmes.

[mr-holmes-consulting-detective-]

Fame does not interest me, it makes things more difficult. You think I do my job for fame? It is extremely inconvenient having to investigate cases when people keep asking for my bloody autograph. It seems that everyone thinks I enjoy it. I do not.

My 'little' deductions are clearly not little if you have heard of them, I only get involved when the work is beyond that of Scotland Yard which is always, I chase murderers, psychopaths and bank robbers all in a single night so do not stand there and tell me of all people I'm not capable of dangerous work

[captain-killian]

No I think you do what you call a job so you can feel better about yourself. Put other people down, find the answer first and look like the hero come to save the day when no one else is smart enough to figure it out.

I've only heard of you because it's all that friend of yours can talk about. You'd think he had some sort of crush on you with the way he carries on. Had barely told me his name before he was asking if I'd heard of you. I still don't think you're capable of handling real danger. Sure you'll let someone point a gun at you but I've experienced things you couldn't even comprehend. 

[demonbitchruby-deactivated20140]

Have you tried to leave here, with no success? I’ve met other people who aren’t from here, we all just, wound up here and I don’t think anyone is planning to stay very long. 

[captain-killian]

I've never actually tried I've just seen the misery caused when people do. Should have seen those crocodile tears when his pretty little Belle got pushed past the town line. Maybe it's just something that happens to people from here, who knows. Not something I'm ready to try though. I'll keep searching for a more reliable way out. 

[geek-monkey-clone]

Oh, how charming of you. I’ve got mind and spirit. And can be bossed around. So…forward thinking.

Ha. Nah, I’m just fuckin with you, man. And I’ll keep your invitation in mind if I ever need sanctuary then, yeah? Just…make sure it’s, y’know…me if you ever see me waving or hollering or whatever I need to do to get you and your ghost ship’s attention.

[captain-killian]

How could I forget that pretty face? And it's not a ghost ship, it's just hidden from so the general vermin in this town can't wander in as they please.  

[geek-monkey-clone]

Now he’s owning up? Well, well, you must really like me then, hmm?

What? I know that look. Don’t tell me I’m a breath of fresh air or some shit, man. That’s lame. I’d have to kick your ass if you did. Or have someone do it in my place….C’mon, there’s gotta be some great adventurous gals somewhere around, right? Someone with a little fight and a smokin’ body?

[captain-killian]

There a few with the spirit but not the body or the ability to last very long at sea. Then there's the body but the unfortunate issue of turning into a wolf which really wouldn't do well in a confined space. Most of the gals round here just wouldn't do well following orders and I'd just have a mutiny on my hands.

[captain-killian]

30 Day Character Development Challenge

Day 4: Vanity

4.) How vain is your character? Do they find themselves attractive?

Is it still vanity if it's true? I can't help being attractive

[mr-holmes-consulting-detective-]

No issues at all.

It's just amusing that someone, somewhere gave you a ship and you react by turning into a pirate. Completely boring. Who would want to spend their time stuck in the middle of the sea?

[captain-killian]

I don't sail the quite seas you've got in this tiny little world of yours. People from here think you're some big shot detective and I think the fame's got to your head. You have fun running around with your little deductions and leave the actually dangerous work to the more capable hands .

[captain-killian]

Oi. You're from around here, right? I'm looking for a girl... dreads? geeky? big boobs? Have you seen her?

big boobs… you talking about glasses chick? The hot one that babbles about the scientific things? Yea I’ve seen her around, not sure where she’s at the moment though afraid.

[felix-davvkins]

Do you speak from experience, sexy man?

[captain-killian]

It's definitely a likely possibility. 

Sexy? I am well aware though if you don't mind mate you never want to get that close to a pirate.

[demonbitchruby-deactivated20140]

Alright, when I run into the evil queen, I’ll be sure to play along. Thanks, but I am hoping to last long enough to go home. There’s no way I’m staying here longer than I have to.

[captain-killian]

Believe me no one got here by choice. Except maybe the few that made it a living hell. And if you make it long enough to get away than your a step better than me.

[mr-holmes-consulting-detective-]

'Waste your time'? Surely it would have been easier to tell me your name? Clearly you don't want me to know so you have something to hide, something big I would say if your covering with words like 'I wont waste my time'. Obviously not legal, legitimate people do not walk around dressed like gothic pirates. Perhaps a mental instability? Delusions of a power maybe hallucinations of fairy tales. You don't dress like a pirate you actually think you are a pirate captain of some kind. How amusing!

[captain-killian]

What is your issue mate? If you'd like me to spell it out the name's Hook.

Captain Hook actually because I am in fact the captain of a ship. Would you like her name to? It's the Jolly Rodger. I'm not sure what qualifies as a pirate in your books but I'm pretty sure I've got all the boxes checked. Even if I don't, I don't actually give a damn what you think. You can wipe that smirk off your face before I show you what a pirate finds amusing.

[geek-monkey-clone]

Still gonna have to pass, man, but thanks for the offer! What can I say? The world’s a cool place. I’m not just gonna sit around and watch it pass me by. That’d be the one thing I couldn’t do.

Think anyone’s gonna try to rip my heart out? And if so, any tips on avoiding it? ‘Cause, y’know dying isn’t high on my list of things to do, but whatever happens, happens. If the big bad boogie man doesn’t get me, I’m pretty sure I’ll cough up a lung all on my own.

[captain-killian]

Well the ships in if you ever want to stop by. Though you won't be able to see it so just holler. And don't worry, i haven't forgotten you've got a girlfriend. I'm not the complete douche I may come off as, am capable of being a gentlemen. Just don't let anyone know or they might think we could be friends or something else stupid.

Coughing up a lung is a bit of a pathetic way to go. As for the heart thing, stay away from the mayor and her phsyco mother is the best I can do.