raymondsADVENTURES

GOING WITH THE WIND

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

i just love vampires. sophisticated sluts

[angelicguy]

what if the joker just did normal clown shit like spray people with prank flowers and make balloon animals but batman beat the shit out of him anyway

[vijara]

look: the right people will get it. the right people will see you and appreciate you for the person that you are. the right people won’t require you to dilute, censor, or edit yourself in order to be worthy of their time and affection. you don’t need to waste your time on people who are committed to misunderstanding you 

[may]

when ur laughing at a joke and then u realise how problematic it is

[dutchster]

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

[tomakeitbeautifultolive]

Husband: Whoa, have you seen young Patrick Stewart?!

Me: I don’t think so. I kind of assumed he’s always been old.

Husband: Turns out he was handsome as fuck.

[screengeniuz]

DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMN.

[silverstrike]

What the fuck do you mean “was”???

[gahdamnpunk]

This is why baby boomers think we can pay for school while having a part time job

[smoochuu-deactivated20181228]

im so mad

[ruinedchildhood]

Elon Musk resigning from Tesla Motors (2018, colorized)

[pugsandshrugs]

So why do you think you are suited to this position?

What are your achievements so far?

What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?

[homomagi]

I’m in love with a woman

[girlblockhim-deactivated2018110]

when you keep saying you wanna die and the grim reaper actually shows up at your doorstep 

[curious-wiccan]

[thefaginogion]

Holy fucking christ

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you sneeze and fart at the same time, is like your body is taking a screenshot.

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

whats it like getting 8 hours of sleep every night

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

vulpx this reply needs its own hall of fame imo

[sakuraterato-deactivated2018032]

“THAT’S MY OPINIOOON”

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T

[boslynboypunk]

I WILL ASSIST?

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???

[mavros-lykos]

Hermit crab??

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

THAT’S THE BITCH