Mabosstiff's #1 Fan

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[captain-mommy-issues]

Hey, I'm Arven. He/Him (But I don't really care?). That's really all there is to me. Besides I don't get why I'd share anything more than that. That's just weird...

Don't expect much out of me. I'm not as chronically online as some people (Penny.)

POKéMON:

Buddy♂︎ (Mabosstiff)

Razz♂︎ (Greedent)

Chowder♂︎ (Shellder⁂︎)

Pepper♀︎ (Scovillain)

Enoki♀︎ (Toadscruel)

Soda♂︎ (Garganacl)

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Arceus♀︎ (Drifloon⁂︎)

Custard♂︎ (Goomy⁂︎)

Vanilla Extract♂︎ (Glaceon⁂︎)

Gender (Shaymin)

Garlic Aioli (Raging Bolt)

((ooc info under cut))

***ICON BY @pokemon-icon-factory !!!***

They make a buncha Pokémon icons which is really neat. Go check their blog out!! :)

Anyway!

Blanket unreality trigger warning for this entire blog. This is a roleplay blog pretending Pokémon are real. I suggest blocking this account or the tag "pokemon irl" if this blog triggers anything for you.

Hey! The one and only blog manager here. Name's Edge and I go by he/him. I was inspired to make this blog by the fantastic @swagtastic-bougie-pompadour which you should DEFINITELY go and follow!!! Her blog will definitely give you a laugh.

[longing-for-a-perfect-world]

//Guys this goes for all my blogs but posting here because I got a buncha asks.

I SEE YOU GUYS!!! I PROMISE I'LL GET TO THESE ALL SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's just I'm taking me time which I hope is alright for you all ^^"

I'm having fun 100%ing Side Order (which I'm almost there!!! Just have brella, bow, and charger left! :) Doing brella rn. If anyone has tips for charger please let me know I am dreading it. I'm not bad at using it I just have no idea how that's even possible to do in this dreaded lesbian tower😭)

So sorry!!! I'm alive, just busy doing other things. When I get the motivation I'll go back to regularly scheduled silly posts!! And being active in Discord and all that, haha. My social battery is super low as well so y'know, taking some time for myself n stuff.

Hope y'all are having a good day !!! /genuine

(And if anyone else up sidin they order good luck🫡)

[captain-mommy-issues]

Nobody is ever going to see me ever again

(Splatoon DLC drops soon)

[quagsireoutpost]

what’s a splatoon

[captain-mommy-issues]

Some game where you're like... Inkay and Octillery people. With guns.

[quagsireoutpost]

holy shit.

do they… shoot eachother?

[captain-mommy-issues]

Yeah.

There's also many lesbians and non-binaries which is cool.

[captain-mommy-issues]

Nobody is ever going to see me ever again

(Splatoon DLC drops soon)

[quagsireoutpost]

what’s a splatoon

[captain-mommy-issues]

Some game where you're like... Inkay and Octillery people. With guns.

[captain-mommy-issues]

Nobody is ever going to see me ever again

(Splatoon DLC drops soon)

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

Dude nemona scares me. I said once that I had a strong pokemon. Why did she sprint across the campus to demand a battle😭😭😭

Ah, you've been initiated into campus life finally. Welcome. Our weekly support group has cookies.

[captain-mommy-issues]

Join us in Nemona Survivors Club.

[shirtsthatgohard]

[captain-mommy-issues]

[ @sour-herba-sandwiches asked: ]

oh my arc there's another one. anyways hi me. again. somehow.

Hey?

[captain-mommy-issues]

Hey is ms dendra on here-

-@emotionally-soft-pastel

I hope not.

[captain-mommy-issues]

Heeeeeey, so. Arven.

Turns out that maybe offering to uh… help with your grades… on a public website wasn’t the best idea? So. Uh. I’m not in trouble, but I’m afraid we can’t really do this the easy way. (Probably was a bad idea to go straight to 95s. Shoulda stuck in the 80s…)

What I do have is a listing of all of your classes and some pirated textbooks with answer keys. So, offer two… study sesh…?

@swagtastic-bougie-pompadour

Yeah, Fs to As isn't exactly the best move, idiot. But alright, sure... We can do that.

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

I, uh... yeah. Mighta highballed it. Just lemme know, and I can find a study spot. I'll get us some snacks from the school store, too--got plenty of LP, after all...

[captain-mommy-issues]

MIGHT have? You think?!

Hhh alright, okay. That sounds good to me. That saves me the trouble of cooking something for us or something. I'll be free whenever. I mean, even right now if that's good with you. I don't really care when.

[captain-mommy-issues]

Heeeeeey, so. Arven.

Turns out that maybe offering to uh… help with your grades… on a public website wasn’t the best idea? So. Uh. I’m not in trouble, but I’m afraid we can’t really do this the easy way. (Probably was a bad idea to go straight to 95s. Shoulda stuck in the 80s…)

What I do have is a listing of all of your classes and some pirated textbooks with answer keys. So, offer two… study sesh…?

@swagtastic-bougie-pompadour

Yeah, Fs to As isn't exactly the best move, idiot. But alright, sure... We can do that.

[pokemon-my-beloved]

blueberry academy (and the professors) wish you a happy valentine's day!

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

(To Penny!)

Drifloon Mail!

A picnic basket stuffed with yellow polka-dotted cloth. Upon opening it there are an assortment of chocolates of various shapes such as stars, hearts, type symbols, and even eeveelutions. For example, there was one which was a chocolate flame with some sort of red substance drizzled neatly on top. That would most likely go to Mela...

Placed beside the sweets laid a note which read, in somewhat sloppy handwriting, "Here, pipsqueak. Tried to theme them for each person. Hope that's enough? You can give a good few to each of them. I didn't really know how much you needed to I may have over did it. P.S. Also made a bit extra for you. I think it'll be obvious which ones. -Arven"

Whoa...

When you said you'd make it worth my while, you weren't kidding, Arven. These are amazing... thank you, eheh. And they're delicious!

Owe you big time! I'll get to work on your payment, then.

[captain-mommy-issues]

Yeah, yeah. You're welcome...

You do owe me. Better put in the same amount of effort I put into makin those things...

[captain-mommy-issues]

Heeeeey. Arven. Totally random but do you know how to make chocolate it's only like a little bit urgent I promise. School store definitely didn't run out of it and I definitely didn't forget to buy any for Team Star before today. So I'm just asking out of total curiosity. (Help please.)

@swagtastic-bougie-pompadour

Well. What do I get in return.

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

Mm... uh... well. Not to call you out on Clive's account, but... heard you weren't having too good a time on some of your classes, yeah? I could probably help...

[captain-mommy-issues]

Fine... What kind of chocolate you need.

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

Yessss.

I mean, mostly just simple stuff is fine... I dunno. If I could find some sorta way to theme them to people's typings... that'd be cool, but I dunno how you'd do that.

[captain-mommy-issues]

I gotchu. But you better get me some As...

[captain-mommy-issues]

🏳️‍🌈?

I don't know??

[captain-mommy-issues]

Heeeeey. Arven. Totally random but do you know how to make chocolate it's only like a little bit urgent I promise. School store definitely didn't run out of it and I definitely didn't forget to buy any for Team Star before today. So I'm just asking out of total curiosity. (Help please.)

@swagtastic-bougie-pompadour

Well. What do I get in return.

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

Mm... uh... well. Not to call you out on Clive's account, but... heard you weren't having too good a time on some of your classes, yeah? I could probably help...

[captain-mommy-issues]

Fine... What kind of chocolate you need.

[captain-mommy-issues]

Heeeeey. Arven. Totally random but do you know how to make chocolate it's only like a little bit urgent I promise. School store definitely didn't run out of it and I definitely didn't forget to buy any for Team Star before today. So I'm just asking out of total curiosity. (Help please.)

@swagtastic-bougie-pompadour

Well. What do I get in return.