Leader of Team Galactic

Cyrus.

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Hello, people of application "Rotomblr."

My name is Cyrus. You may already know me as the Boss of Team Galactic. I strive to create a world without strife. A world without emotion. A world without flaw. A perfect world.

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aren't extraterrestrial pokemon interesting? (✪ ω ✪)

Very. I would like to study them further... Alas, I have other things to focus on.

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Has anyone ever told you that they love you? Family members and cultists count.

Not that I remember, no.

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So why do you look at cat pictures and videos?

Why not.

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You do have fun, though. You play Minecraft and look at pictures and videos of cats. Heck, why are you on Rotomblr if not to enjoy it? You’re the most joyless person I know, but even you seek pleasure.

And that’s okay. Pleasure is the point of life. Not only hedonism, of course- the pleasure of helping others and reaching accomplishments counts too- but what would the point of anything be without it? You deserve to enjoy yourself without shame or denying it.

I do not enjoy doing any of that. I do not feel joy.

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Should we do an arc where we stop talking the talk and walk the walk? Like we actively try to get closer to our goals? (I mean our characters ofc)

//Okay honestly I have been debating doing a big event for my next milestone relating to that. But I honestly dunno if I could host something like that. Maybe if I ask Ace or someone for pointers... Because it could be cool! But I'm ME.

Arcs would probably be less hard. Even tho I've only done one, lol. I could prolly do both. Arc leading up to the event... but again I am myself and I dunno if I could do that. Maybe tho...

We can talk about arc things sometime. Shoot me a dm or something on disc

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Mod mod I love how you play Cyrus!!! It’s ah-may-zing I love how he has soft spots for certain pokemon like cats or his Toucannon everything’s just so brilliant

//ANON ANON THANK YOU!!!! SO MUCH!!!💕💕

That means so much to me. I'm really glad you enjoy it!!!!! I have a lot of fun playing Cyrus and it makes me SUPER happy that you guys seem to have fun with this blog too :)

I've always liked that Cyrus is a complete hypocrite and does in fact use those emotions that he so utterly despises. Like love! He loves his Pokémon so much!! He loves cute Pokémon so much!! And y'know the parts about him being extremely evil and selfish and wanting to become god........... But that's whatever. Cute kitties!

But seriously from the bottom of my heart thank you!!!💕💕💕💕💕 You're making me smile like an idiot. Getting reassurance I'm playing a character well and knowing that people are interested always fills me with so much joy. And I'm sorry for rambling on, aha. I'm just really grateful !!

I hope you have a good day and again tysm 💖

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@thebestgalacticcommander

Exactly right. They don’t know you, and they aren’t a medical professional. Hmph.

Thank you, Mars. So many people here make incorrect assumptions about my personal life...

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I have attempted to create Cyrus in Splatoon, enjoy my poor attempt

//LOVE MAKING CHARACTERS IN SPLATOON!!!! It's really hard to do the villains... how DARE they be so complex........ There's like NO outfits for them it's so sad. Best I can do is Maxie...

AND. You just gave me the brilliant idea of turning Cyrus into a squid.

Or an octopus.

Actually - since I've been playing it more - I've drawn RSE/ORAS Maxie/Archie all as inkfish... Wouldn't hurt doing more villains. That'd be fun! Especially since making them were really fun. SUPER proud of how rse Archie looks.

... I can dig them up gimme a second

They're very messy because I didn't wanna spend a buncha time on them but yeah :)

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Don’t listen to anyone who says you’re scrawny and old-looking. You have great bone structure, a chiseled face, broad shoulders, narrow hips, piercing eyes, and an alluring voice. You’re extremely masculine without being overly big or muscled, and you honestly make me weak. You’re gorgeous.

Ah? Thank you? I suppose? I have never gotten that one before...

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but faux fur on cat robots arent the same as warm fluffy kitties that only know how to mew and be tiny criminals :T

There would still be regular cats?

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[Shinx mail! This time the shinx is carrying a smaller basket filled with cookies in the shapes of Cyrus’s Pokémon. It looks just as happy to carry the small basket as it is the big basket. A note attached says “I noticed you were worried about my shinx exerting itself, so I got a smaller basket so it wouldn’t drag something big around. I hope you like the cookies!” There’s a cat sticker this time. This trainer seems to really enjoy stickers.]

- @nebula-pkm

Ah, good. And good thing it still seems to be enjoying itself. I would complain more about how you two need not get me anything, but I do not mind getting to see this little Pokémon every time you do...

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What do you have against fun, fulfillment, happiness and affection? Frankly, you seem like you could use some fun and warmth in your life. Especially warmth. Is there anyone in your life that you allow yourself to receive affection from? Give affection to? What do you do for fun?

I do not want to receive it whatsoever.

I do not have "fun". I do not do anything that pleasures myself. I simply exist and do my duties as the Leader of Team Galactic. Nothing more. Anything else would be a waste of my time.

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Cyrus tarrs dont act like regular slimes their made of a mixture of chaos and destruction, sadly you cant fix them, i wish could but i just cant.

All i can do is hope the tarr phenomenon is not caused frequently in the wild. I have to protect both the slimes outside and side the ranch.

-slime rancher anon

I could fix them.

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How is your body still functioning on so little sleep and food?! You must be exceptionally hardy for your body to withstand so much abuse without getting sick or breaking down. Imagine what you could do if you halfway took care of yourself.

Do not refer to it as abuse. I am just doing all that I require. And unlike most, I require less than the average person. I do not need to do more.

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Okay. So, to be diagnosed with depression you need to have either a loss of pleasure or persistent feelings of sadness, plus at least four other symptoms including changes in eating habits, trouble sleeping, hopelessness and frequent thoughts of death or suicide.

By your own admission, you barely eat, are an insomniac, haven’t been happy since you were fifteen, and have absolutely no hope for this world unless you change it. You also alluded to having felt suicidal in the past and avoid talking about your thoughts of death.

Dude, you are so obviously depressed, and I’m surprised your physical health hasn’t suffered more from it. This is why you look twice your age.

And are you a mental health professional? You could not for certain. And even if so, why should it matter?

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Bench's Recommendations Megapost

So, I was recommending some blogs to a friend, and I realized that I have a lot of blogs that I really love and want other people to see! So! I decided to make this post, of over 30 blogs that I highly recommend. Please don't be offended if your blog isn't here! I'm very forgetful, and may have forgotten it. There was a PokeSpe Lance blog I wanted to rec here, but I couldn't find the URL.

Blog recommendations under the cut!

Evil Teams:

@drifting-rocket

@exec-proton

@rocketfourever

@teamplasmaofficial

@team-aqua-official

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@tabi-the-great

@shellys-seaside-shenanigans

@admin-courtneys-corner

@giodad11

@discoindahouse

Fallers:

@chaos-cousins

@prayers-to-hyliarceus

@lumenflowered

@bowser-is-the-best

@detective-dick-gumshoe-pkmn

@ziodyne-amax

@miyos-multiverse-express

@moon-reaching-stars

@moonlight-eternal

@shallahi-and-snowflake

"Normal" people:

@uncle-dusknoir

@hummingpokemonhelpers

@riggspath

@paldean-ranger-brandy

@disablednecrozma

@psn-stalling

@bingbongbugtime

@oh-shinx

@kinda-wishiwashi

@zen-mode-gaming-rotomblr

@patratgaming-official

@paldeansandwichrater

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BENCH??? 🥺🥺🥺

Seeing two of my blogs here makes me so happy!!! That's so sweet of you dude, really. Seriously that brightened my whole day??? Was just drawing Maxie and was like I'll go check tumblr! and ahhhhhh... I can't thank you enough

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