baby, it's fate, not luck.

Hi, I'm Sam. I'm 20 and I'm a Cartooning major at the School for Visual Arts. I work at Mikey's Comics, and I live with my soulmate, Kurt, in New York City. MAIN I'm getting married in THREE days.

[abrandnewkurt]

I WOULD LIKE THE WORLD TO KNOW

[captain-sammyevans]

And you’re doing so good. I’m so so proud of you, baby.

[abrandnewkurt]

You deserve it. We deserve it.

[captain-sammyevans]

You're definitely right. You did deserve it. Everything. You deserve the whole world.

[abrandnewkurt]

I WOULD LIKE THE WORLD TO KNOW

[captain-sammyevans]

You were perfect before that, too. We just work well together.

[abrandnewkurt]

I wasn’t, Sam. I was sick and you helped me to get better.

[captain-sammyevans]

And you're doing so good. I'm so so proud of you, baby.

[abrandnewkurt]

I WOULD LIKE THE WORLD TO KNOW

[captain-sammyevans]

Me neither. You always make me happy, Kurt. You’re just perfect.

[abrandnewkurt]

You make me happy, too. You’re the one who makes me perfect.

[captain-sammyevans]

You were perfect before that, too. We just work well together.

[captain-sammyevans]

[abrandnewkurt]

I WOULD LIKE THE WORLD TO KNOW

[captain-sammyevans]

Yeah, that’s good. Together. I like that. Were the two luckiest people in the whole galaxy.

[abrandnewkurt]

We definitely are. I’ve never felt happier.

[captain-sammyevans]

Me neither. You always make me happy, Kurt. You're just perfect.

[abrandnewkurt]

I WOULD LIKE THE WORLD TO KNOW

[captain-sammyevans]

I feel like the luckiest person on the planet. You’re gonna argue with me like you always do, but I’m literally a really lucky dude.

[abrandnewkurt]

We can both be the luckiest people on the planet?

[captain-sammyevans]

Yeah, that's good. Together. I like that. Were the two luckiest people in the whole galaxy.

[abrandnewkurt]

I WOULD LIKE THE WORLD TO KNOW

[captain-sammyevans]

Yeah, I know the feeling. It feels different but not different. I just love you more I guess, but that happens everyday. It’s just really nice. And I meant every word I said, okay?

[abrandnewkurt]

I know. I did, too. I’m just so, so happy now. And I love you so much. I love you more every day and I will keep loving you more with every day and I wouldn’t want to be with anyone else.

[captain-sammyevans]

I feel like the luckiest person on the planet. You're gonna argue with me like you always do, but I'm literally a really lucky dude.

[abrandnewkurt]

I WOULD LIKE THE WORLD TO KNOW

[captain-sammyevans]

I can agree with that.

[abrandnewkurt]

I didn’t dream it. We’re married. We’re really married.

[captain-sammyevans]

Yeah, I know the feeling. It feels different but not different. I just love you more I guess, but that happens everyday. It's just really nice. And I meant every word I said, okay?

[abrandnewkurt]

I WOULD LIKE THE WORLD TO KNOW

THAT I AM NOW MARRIED TO THE MOST PERFECT HUSBAND OF ALL PLANETS. SUCK ON THAT, HATERS!

[captain-sammyevans]

I can agree with that.

[abrandnewkurt]

Oh God

It’s today. I’m getting married today. Me. I am getting married. Married. I am getting married. My wedding is today.

What if my suit doesn’t fit? What if the colors are all wrong? What if the cake doesn’t get here on time? What if there was a mistake in the booking of the place? What if my dad forgot about the date? What if I shut down when I need to give my speech?

I think I’m going to be sick.

[captain-sammyevans]

Hey, calm down. Its gonna be awesome, okay? And you're gonna look beautiful, like you always are.

[captain-sammyevans]

Strawberries.

[captain-sammyevans]

Of course I do. 

[abrandnewkurt]

I love you.

[captain-sammyevans]

I love you, too.

[captain-sammyevans]

[Private - Sambastian]

[stillsebastian-deactivated20140]

You’ve got a honeymoon to go on, don’t you?

[captain-sammyevans]

Yes. Yes I do. So then when we get back, we can talk and have a few beers and get whatever you're keeping in off your chest. Cool?

[captain-sammyevans]

[captain-sammyevans]

Sounds like a plan. Are you bringing anyone?

[yourlittlelionman-blog]

No. Collin went back to Cali and we…we’re better off not seeing one another. I’m just bringing Kaya.

[captain-sammyevans]

Oh, that's okay. Kaya seems like a really cool girl. Maybe you'll have a supposed straight phase again and marry her. 

[captain-sammyevans]

Strawberries.

[captain-sammyevans]

That makes sense. I’m a little nervous about that too. But let’s just think this; tattoos are forever, so we’ll be too. 

[abrandnewkurt]

You really believe that?

[captain-sammyevans]

Of course I do. 

[captain-sammyevans]

Salutations and congratulations on your big day. Everything will go swimmingly.

Thanks dude. Like really. It's nice that people think so. Because I think so. I think everything is going to be awesome and amazing and perfect because Kurt is awesome and amazing and perfect, and I never thought I'd be only twenty when I got married, but it's nice and Kurt is nice and I'm nice most days, so I think this is going to work and it's going to be awesome. 

[captain-sammyevans]

[captain-sammyevans]

I’m pretty sure that is Kurt’s part of the whole thing. 

[yourlittlelionman-blog]

All right, I’ll ask him.

[captain-sammyevans]

Sounds like a plan. Are you bringing anyone?

[captain-sammyevans]

[Private - Sambastian]

[captain-sammyevans]

Are you sure? You can talk to me about it if you want. 

[stillsebastian-deactivated20140]

It can wait until after the wedding, Sammy. Trust me. I know what I’m doing.

[captain-sammyevans]

I know. Drinks right after, okay?