SPACEISCOOL

[gyllenhaal-addict]

“I was a gay cowboy before it was cool.”

[thewowsignal2026]

some good good pics from full metal jacket diary

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

Straight White Boy Problem #867

*bro passes out on the futon*

hahah dude jason just passed out on the futon…its not even 1 am yet haha he’s such a pledge..wait, no you guys are NOT allowed to do anything mean to Jason while he’s inebriated…like we could get in big trouble for real! If we do anything to him while he is passed out, then it is considered hazing and we CANNOT get kicked off campus again…and why would we even do that to jason? he is the nicest pledge ever and he helped clean up last weeks party. Go get a blanket for jason..hes gonna be cold all night

[rlyhigh]

[babil6]

[worm]

This is your pilot speaking, sorry about the turbulence. These long flights are really boring so sometimes I try to fly with my feet.

[love-personal]

[captain-steve-america]

me @ me: can you find your fucking chill for 10 fucking minutes

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

one time a drunk girl started crying because she said she loved my eyebrows so much

[romanovuhs-deactivated20150621]

am i the only one i know, waging wars behind my face and above my throat

[40ozbaka]

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

[xawoshin]

“in any other concert, the girl will get up on stage and dance for the guy, and he’ll give her flowers. but in this concert, you get up on stage and josh dun touches your arms” - tyler joseph

[kewlbot-deactivated20181218]

[badgengar]

That “Come fuck my ass” look <3

[doe-antlers-blog]

[meanplastic]

[abcworldnews-deactivated2024032]

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

[phasered]

my time has come 

[thecrystalfems]

You actually can help this cause! Because of this project, there will be way too much data to realistically sift through individually, so they are granting public access to all of the data so everyday people like you and me can analyze it ourselves! Imagine being the person responsible for finding alien life and not even being a professional scientist.

[crystalnerds-deactivated2015092]

sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀👀 👌👌Good shit

[vardamas]

I love how Stephen Hawking was just like “guys, this is bullshit. it’s 2015, where are the fucking aliens?”