she's a spitfire, that one.

just searching for friends to write with ~ 

[captainass]

tbh just gimme a mafia based m/f plot please ~

[plumwrites]

forget the fake dating plots, give me the fake engagement plots because it’s a hundred times more angst i mean?

when muse a has been telling their parents they’ve been seeing somebody and finally say they’re engaged to get them off their back, and then surprise!! the whole family ships out to meet the lucky person and they gotta suddenly scramble for a fake fiance/fiancee

when the person they ask is their friend and muse b has been secretly hiding that they actually have feelings but say yes just to get close to muse a and hopefully get rid of the feelings but god knows that doesn’t work

the moving in together and having to get used to sleepy faces and sleeping in the same room and awkwardly brushing their teeth in the morning but it eventually becomes very familiar and natural

meeting the family!!! listening to embarrassing stories and cute naked baby pics while muse a sits around moping bc “mooomm why are you showing these i asked you to burn these”

having to practice being affectionate so it looks real

“what do you mean kiss? right now? in front of the whole family?”

“kiss me right now in front of the whole family”

what becomes normal hand holding and touching even when they’re not in public

mom/grandmother bringing their old wedding dress and insisting muse b trying it on and it’s huge on her but the mom/grandmother is crying and muse a comes in and the dress is literally falling off muse b and their family members are crying in the corner

the family throwing a bridal shower and the couple casually cheating to win the newlywed game

actual bridal dress shopping!!! when muse b tries on ‘the dress’ and everybody is like omg…and muse a is like “shit shit these are real feelings ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION”

when the family leaves and the two try and go back to normal but deny there are any real feelings :(

when muse a starts dating somebody else and their family is like “they’re okay but i liked muse b better”

A N G S T

[drwnthesorrowsx-deactivated2021]

someone give me a fluffy/angsty grew up next door to each other but they seem to hate each other but in all reality they’re both super into one another but one of them has a s/o but the single one makes it tough because they finally admit about their feelings or something IDK but I know I want angst and floof

[captainass]

ugly mobile post ~ but is there anyone that would be interested in an m/f ghost hunters type plot with a dash of romance thrown in?

[wells-hannah]

AVENGERS : INFINITY WAR (2018) dir. by anthony and joe russo.

[mamasaturn]

Muse A is a trophy wife/husband. They’re taken off the shelf when it’s time to be arm candy, rewarded with exotic vacations, and dine at the finest restaurants. Of course this luxurious lifestyle is great, but something feels amiss. Only when Muse A starts an affair with Muse B, their spouse’s new assistant, does life regains meaning. Muse B is like a breath of fresh air, their chemistry dreamy. Simple stargazing, going to museums, eating takeout food, and talking for hours with Muse B is better than anything vast money can afford. After years, Muse A is finally seen as a person rather than an object, and dammit if they’re not ready to trade in the high life for true love.

Possible plot twist:

Muse B was paid/blackmailed to make Muse A fall in love with them. Maybe Muse A’s rich spouse wants a divorce, and the only way they can keep all their money is if Muse A breaks some infidelity clause. Or maybe even a rival wants the business-oriented spouse heartbroken and sidetracked. Either way, Muse B is now in over their head because they’ve fallen deeply in love with this supposed to be unbearable snob.

[mamasaturn]

Muse A overhears her boyfriend’s dad, Muse B, talking major shit about her and saying how much he liked the ex better. She doesn’t understand what his problem is, believing they had actually hit it off upon meeting. When Muse A confronts Muse B about his unkind words, turns out how well they get along is ironically the problem. Muse B is extremely attracted to Muse A, and would prefer if she was out the picture, as to not hurt his son by doing something massively stupid with her. A shit storm of temptation begins to brew when Muse A confesses mutual attraction.

(But imagine this as mxm or fxf. Muse B hasn’t had a sapphic/gay lover in years or maybe never before. The whole older, “experienced” bs is totally thrown out the window here, Muse A being the dominating figure, and they’re both loving it.)

Side note: this is a legal age gap. Don’t be weird.

[merrymusings]

spooky plot idea. our muses despise each other but are in the same friend group. the group decides to go on a haunted cabin trip for the weekend. our muses try to avoid each other or bicker the whole time. but then night comes. one of our muses is lowkey terrified of ghosts/supernatural things and is up all night. the other muse bumps into them at night because they’re kind of an insomniac. at first they’re kind of messing with them but it’s like, oh, you’re genuinely scared. never seen you vulnerable before. maybe they let down their guard. maybe they bond. or maybe they just explore the grounds and fight all night.