tbh just gimme a mafia based m/f plot please ~
Sade Olutola
occasionally subtle
almost home
No title available

blake kathryn
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

titsay
KIROKAZE
d e v o n
dirt enthusiast

Discoholic πͺ©

η₯ζ₯ / Permanent Vacation

ellievsbear
Sweet Seals For You, Always
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Kaledo Art
RMH

Product Placement
will byers stan first human second
i don't do bad sauce passes
seen from Ireland
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States

seen from Indonesia
seen from Netherlands

seen from United States
seen from Australia

seen from Germany

seen from TΓΌrkiye

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Malaysia

seen from Singapore
seen from Ireland

seen from United Kingdom

seen from TΓΌrkiye
seen from United States

seen from Indonesia

seen from South Korea
@captainass
tbh just gimme a mafia based m/f plot please ~
forget the fake dating plots, give me the fake engagement plots because itβs a hundred times more angst i mean?
when muse a has been telling their parents theyβve been seeing somebody and finally say theyβre engaged to get them off their back, and then surprise!! the whole family ships out to meet the lucky person and they gotta suddenly scramble for a fake fiance/fiancee
when the person they ask is their friend and muse b has been secretly hiding that they actually have feelings but say yes just to get close to muse a and hopefully get rid of the feelings but god knows that doesnβt work
the moving in together and having to get used to sleepy faces and sleeping in the same room and awkwardly brushing their teeth in the morning but it eventually becomes very familiar and natural
meeting the family!!! listening to embarrassing stories and cute naked baby pics while muse a sits around moping bcΒ βmooomm why are you showing these i asked you to burn theseβ
having to practice being affectionate so it looks real
βwhat do you mean kiss? right now? in front of the whole family?β
βkiss me right now in front of the whole familyβ
what becomes normal hand holding and touching even when theyβre not in public
mom/grandmother bringing their old wedding dress and insisting muse b trying it on and itβs huge on her but the mom/grandmother is crying and muse a comes in and the dress is literally falling off muse b and their family members are crying in the corner
the family throwing a bridal shower and the couple casually cheating to win the newlywed game
actual bridal dress shopping!!! when muse b tries onΒ βthe dressβ and everybody is like omgβ¦and muse a is likeΒ βshit shit these are real feelings ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSIONβ
when the family leaves and the two try and go back to normal but deny there are any real feelings :(
when muse a starts dating somebody else and their family is likeΒ βtheyβre okay but i liked muse b betterβ
A N G S T
someone give me a fluffy/angsty grew up next door to each other but they seem to hate each other but in all reality theyβre both super into one another but one of them has a s/o but the single one makes it tough because they finally admit about their feelings or something IDK but I know I want angst and floof
ugly mobile post ~ but is there anyone that would be interested in an m/f ghost hunters type plot with a dash of romance thrown in?
AVENGERS : INFINITY WAR (2018) dir. by anthony and joe russo.
Muse A is a trophy wife/husband. Theyβre taken off the shelf when itβs time to be arm candy, rewarded with exotic vacations, and dine at the finest restaurants. Of course this luxurious lifestyle is great, but something feels amiss. Only when Muse A starts an affair with Muse B, their spouseβs new assistant, does life regains meaning. Muse B is like a breath of fresh air, their chemistry dreamy. Simple stargazing, going to museums, eating takeout food, and talking for hours with Muse B is better than anything vast money can afford. After years, Muse A is finally seen as a person rather than an object, and dammit if theyβre not ready to trade in the high life for true love.
Possible plot twist:
Muse B was paid/blackmailed to make Muse A fall in love with them. Maybe Muse Aβs rich spouse wants a divorce, and the only way they can keep all their money is if Muse A breaks some infidelity clause. Or maybe even a rival wants the business-oriented spouse heartbroken and sidetracked. Either way, Muse B is now in over their head because theyβve fallen deeply in love with this supposed to be unbearable snob.
Muse A overhears her boyfriendβs dad, Muse B, talking major shit about her and saying how much he liked the ex better. She doesnβt understand what his problem is, believing they had actually hit it off upon meeting. When Muse A confronts Muse B about his unkind words, turns out how well they get along is ironically the problem. Muse B is extremely attracted to Muse A, and would prefer if she was out the picture, as to not hurt his son by doing something massively stupid with her. A shit storm of temptation begins to brew when Muse A confesses mutual attraction.
(But imagine this as mxm or fxf. Muse B hasnβt had a sapphic/gay lover in years or maybe never before. The whole older, βexperiencedβ bs is totally thrown out the window here, Muse A being the dominating figure, and theyβre both loving it.)
Side note: this is a legal age gap. Donβt be weird.
spooky plot idea. our muses despise each other but are in the same friend group. the group decides to go on a haunted cabin trip for the weekend. our muses try to avoid each other or bicker the whole time. but then night comes. one of our muses is lowkey terrified of ghosts/supernatural things and is up all night. the other muse bumps into them at night because theyβre kind of an insomniac. at first theyβre kind of messing with them but itβs like, oh, youβre genuinely scared. never seen you vulnerable before. maybe they let down their guard. maybe they bond. or maybe they just explore the grounds and fight all night.Β