Captain AwkwardPockets Strikes Again!

Sidney Crosby is awkward

[captainawkwardpockets]

I think it goes without saying, but because something came up recently:

If an image you took or are in is on this blog and you want it removed or made non-rebloggable, please DM me and I will make that happen.

I don't want anyone feeling embarrassed by this account other than the man himself (and honestly if Sid himself told me to delete this account entirely, I would).

[pingupipit]

okay but why did sidney crosby show up in the tightest jeans on earth for a charity event like how does anything ever fit into his pockets

[captainawkwardpockets]

That's the thing, nothing does. Not even his own hands.

[sidsrockingchair]

[schr30der]

how it feels to log onto my hockey blog and post every single day in the middle of the off season knowing it’s still like four months until anything happens

[captainawkwardpockets]

[captainawkwardpockets]

Why don't you have a profile pic?

Because I am an ungovernable chaos god.

Or it's a combination of being lazy and wanting to keep the legacy avatar to symbolize my anonymity

[sidsrockingchair]

[apolladay]

The ups and downs of running a gimmick blog 🫪

[sidsrockingchair]

@captainawkwardpockets

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[sidsrockingchair]

@captainawkwardpockets - he definitely has his hands in his pockets here 😂

[captainawkwardpockets]

I already reblogged the zoomed out version of this, but you're right, you can just tell by the pose and the ~vibes~

[pimpim90]

Link

[captainawkwardpockets]

Thanks, you buncha weirdos.

[captainawkwardpockets]

While seated.

[captainawkwardpockets]

Not even some random kid in the tiktok comments is safe from this account.

[keysports]

he is beauty, he is grace

[sidsrockingchair]

Thank you for tagging the pockets thing, it makes my life easier ❤️ CaptainAwkwardPockets

OMG IS IT REALLY YOU @captainawkwardpockets ???

[captainawkwardpockets]

The one and only 😉

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