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once that lesbian goalie book comes out it’s so over for me (bi goalie girl)

I’m posting this so you can all point and laugh at me I’m at the rink there’s an hour between my practice and the free skate I’ve decided to stay for and since i don’t have a car I’m just sitting in the bleachers but i need something from the supply shop but I’m so embarrassed at even needing to ask a question and the idea of trying to open the door or having to stop in front of the door to check the schedule is humiliating so I’m ten (10) feet away from the door checking the hours on applemaps but the app keeps crashing so I’m about to crash out!!!!

#technically this is hockey AND woho since that’s why I’m here lmao

schr30der

I recently mentioned to someone that my favorite forward is kadirova and they responded “what about hilary knight?” and it’s just kinda like asking why someone’s favorite bible character isn’t jesus. like yeah we all love jesus from the bible obviously but i think some stories are better even if not as iconic

what-would-carrie-fisher-do

Kadirova just had such a great story this year though??

- she was almost a total unknown, drafted 45th out of 48

- she obviously works very hard and her coaches have said that she did her homework on how to be successful in the PWHL

- She ends up one of the top forwards on her team and does pretty well league-wide (and it's only her first year! I would be surprised if she doesn't absolutely dominate next season!)

- her teammates and coaches obviously love her

- has the best hair and the best cellys in the league

- managed to become a fan favorite personality without saying a goddamn word

And yeah, Hilary Knight won an olympic gold medal and brought in a ton of new viewership and made a huge impact on the game in the larger landscape of sports in general and that's very nice and all, but being a Kadirova fan is just so much FUN.

#and that’s why she’s the GOOOAAAATTTTT #she was rookie of the year TO ME

nevermind on that last one i didn’t notice it was him bc all white boys look the same and he had his helmet on so i couldn’t see his receding hairline sorry for implying you were unemployed my king

#LMAO #not woho #San Jose sharks

I just want my whole dash to be sidney crosby embellishment memes again

#please send them to me or tag me in them if you ever see any more ever again I’ll never get tired of it #best day on here in recent times #not woho #sidney crosby

mack-will

'laila edwards, olympic gold medalist' just never gets old 😌 (x)

#MY EVERYTHING #laila edwards #pwhl #pwhl san jose

aquilotti

side by side comparison of raw file vs finished product showing photo edits for Mack's NHL27 cover [photo by Kavin Mistry]

#oh he is so going to be captain by 28/29 season i lmow it #macklin celebrini #san jose sharks

mike grier. abolish the cali-fin jersey or return eklund to us. you have 48 hours to make your decision.

#this is a joke #not woho #san jose sharks

KADIROVA RETURN TO MEEEEE

#idk i just miss her. i miss watching her play i miss her every day #fanuza kadirova

grantmentis

Michela Cava and Fanuza Kadirova during the three stars of the night announcement · May 10, 2026

#i miss them :(#pwhl #ottawa charge #fanuza kadirova #michela cava #walter cup playoffs 2026

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NHL Jersey competition! Which Pacific team third jersey is your favorite?

Calgary Flames

Edmonton Oilers

Los Angeles Kings

San Jose Sharks

Seattle Kraken

Vancouver Canucks

Vegas Golden Knights

Remaining time: 11 hours 36 minutes

Jerseys from the NHL uniform database.

#karaken obviously #actually almost all of these are bangers tbh #also call me a fake sharks fan all you want i haaaaaate the fun jersey i HATE it #it’s just such an ugly logo it feels like a fake jersey made for a fake opposing team on a show about hockey

guuyyyyssss the schroeder/edwards shared ice time is going to be so unstoppable we are unstoppable we are the greatest team of all time

#I’m feeling insane my team my team #pwhl san jose #laila edwards #corinne schroeder #pwhl

I skated for almost six hours nonstop yesterday my calves are kiiiiiilllling me

#modern day prometheus #new routine is unfortunately long ass skate once a week instead of getting to do two shorter skates twice a week like usual #I’m saddened but also it takes me sooooo long to get to and from the rink I’m a little relieved at the schedule change #also because i kinda have to babysit an adult relative who is in recovery and lately I’ve just been having to cancel ice time so i can watch #but now that it’s only once a week it’s a little easier to navigate i can just bring him with me and keep an eye on him or make sure someone #else is with him we’ll see how it goes bc last time i had to leave him alone for two hours from after i left but before someone else came #home and it ended up being a disaster so we’ll see

schr30der

new hockey rule i just made up both teams share the same penalty box and they have to put cameras and mics in there

habsmyheart

They used to share a box and it was not pretty which is why the league mandated that teams build separate boxes in their arenas.

What kicked all that off was (surprise) a Leaf and a Hab starting a fight in the box in 1963. Shortly after that the Leafs installed separate boxes and the Canadiens did too. The league made it mandatory only from the 1964-65 season onwards as far as I know

#prev lmaoooo i didn’t actually know this! i don’t really watch mens hockey but this is very funny #also goes along with the very little i do actualmy know about mens hockeh which makes it funnier

I hope this is how pwhl sj jerseys look tbh. of course without the sharks logo

#like actually seeing the bright orange pass makes me like the colors more!!!#pwhl san jose #pwhl

schr30der

I recently mentioned to someone that my favorite forward is kadirova and they responded “what about hilary knight?” and it’s just kinda like asking why someone’s favorite bible character isn’t jesus. like yeah we all love jesus from the bible obviously but i think some stories are better even if not as iconic

#prev exaaactly 🙏🏼->#(nodding along) hilary knight is like jesus

pwhl-mybeloved

#my EVERYTHING #fanuza kadirova #ottawa charge #pwhl

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