「Cave of Mould」

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Special Fire Force Company 8 as shit my friends have said

Obi:  If someone has a fetish for soft dicks, will they look at their soft dick for it to get hard? But then they become soft because they only have a fetish for soft dicks, therefore the endless process of soft to hard to soft can cause endless energy.

Hinawa:  I threw a computer at a kid in primary and knocked them out

iris:  I went up to heaven and heard “having the sex with the bees and the eagles” then I got shot back down

Maki: Wood-fired wood

Shinra:  Commit arson, I must

Arthur:  btw did you guys know that willow is willow backward?

Tamaki:  Carrying my tits around

Vulcan:  I just cracked my neck like a lizard it felt so good

Licht:  alpha decay be like, minus 2 electrons head ass ass

Lisa:  When I scream at the void, am I more scared of the echo or the answer?

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Pucci, banging on the door: Jolyne, open up!

Jolyne: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Ermes: No, he meant-

Weather: Let her finish.

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One more Weather Report icon

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Some Weather Report icons. Feel free to use it with crediting!

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More Jojo incorrect quotes

Mista: One time Fugo was really pissed at us and he was yelling 'DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO? NARANCIA, WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO?' and poor Narancia wasn't paying attention so I leaned over to him and whispered 'seven' and he blurted out 'SEVEN' and I have never laughed harder and I doubt I ever will.

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Passione discuss TED

Giorno: When will Ted himself... finally show up to the talk?

Mista: The final boss.

Fugo: You guys know that TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talk right?

Narancia: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer.

[lientari]

Haven’t drawn any Joj for a while

I fucking love Stone Ocean so much

[preemohotdogs]

blue annie leonhart icons (manga)

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(via https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1rXVOaXMGXTSfAaBqKcCzg?si=k5LZcPI_SuuCaXQN3917jw)

Idk if anyone has done this, but here you go

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My pumpkin baby 

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JoJo Villains As Shit That Me And My Friends Have Said

Dio Brando:  There’s sex without love, there’s love without sex, and then there’s you without both.

Kars: Are you Mentally Deranged, Mentally Deranged?

Doppio: Coke and a plastic straw taste like milk.

Enrico Pucci:  My horoscope told me to fuck everything that moves and guess what? Your dad fucking moved.

Diego Brando:  I just cracked my neck like a lizard it felt so good.

Funny Valentine:  did you know when people go to Australia they actually go to chile?

[captaincapricornicus]

Rereading Skulduggery Pleasant sure is fun

‘And that’s when the double doors swung open and Skulduggery Pleasant strolled into the church. The Infected snarled and Valkyrie pulled her hand from Sanguine’s grip. Vengeous looked up from his dark work and his armour grew angry spikes, as Skulduggery walked up to the end of the aisle and sat in the front pew. He crossed his legs, settled into a comfortable position and waved his hand in the air. “Don’t let me interrupt,” he said.’ - Skulduggery Pleasant: Playing With Fire

[strawberrygiorno]

i made another one

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JoJos as stuff me and my friends have said over Discord

Jonathan - You know what pisses me off the most? What happened to the British Empire?

Joseph - I'd spend a whole 30 minutes in the shower, not because I'm taking a long showering but because I’m flirting with myself in the mirror

Jotaro - I threw a computer at a kid in primary and knocked them out

Josuke - Fellas is it gay to dip ya gummy worm in tea?

Giorno - watching gay porn with the lads

Jolyne - I shoplifted a cucumber when I was 3

[pokeholics]

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You in the wrong neighbourhood cuh 

[blackbackedjackal]

my animal skulls sitting on the shelf:

[wormed-woman-archived]

Unused Kindom of the wicked script