The World Famous (Cuttle)Squid!

Captain Craig Snowberry Cuttlefish, at your service! (Open to RP, but don't count on it-)

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.....what?

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Where did you go bookie 🥲

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Mary, aren't you concern about your husband mental health? Or his past?

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I know you probably won't know them, but anyway. Who do you think is the best leader? Shiver, Frye o BigMan? Splatfest question.

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If Mary will die at age 130, where was she at the events of Splatoon 1? When Captain Cuttlefish got squidnap over, and over again by Dj Octavio? If my memory is right, Captain was 128 at Splat 1. So it means she died between the events of Splatoon 1 and Splatoon 2? How was her relationship with the squid sisters? Did she ever met Agent 3 or knew about what happen at OctoValley?

(Sorry for the whole timelines thing question lol)

(130 isn't an exact number- the general consensus from her creator is that she dies before splat 1, so it's more likely she hits 100 and peaces out. A very long and fulfilling loving life. But she loved her granddaughters very much, and we toy with the idea she's the one who taught them to sing. But no, she never met 3 or 4. Tav wouldn't have DARED touch her husband while she was alive after she whooped his ass inside out during the turf war)

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What will Craig and Mary look like when they are old? Like in Splatoon 3 when the old man is dehydrated

(Mary isn't going to make it to 130, chief. But if you wanna see a little old lady,)

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Are you sure you are the real Craig? Not some impostor? Dont know, twin stuff

"I don't like tae talk about it."

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You must be Captain Cuttlefish!!

I’ve heard so much about you!!!!

*The White Inkblot Dragon Inkling said*

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Is that a hickey?

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Greetings Captain Cuttlefish, Captain Remina here! Ignore the pirate thing, have you ever been in Stormalong Harbor? And if so, what do you think of the place?

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Hi sir! Wot team are you? Money, fame or love? I still can't pick, any suggestions?

"Tae be honest? I have love. And I have fame. But I donnae have money. I'd pick love, o course, seein' as it's over whats most IMPORTANT, but...."

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Where do babies come from? How does the reproduction of inklings, cuttlefish and octolings work? You say you were hatched right? How?

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The edgy phase is starting!

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Hello Captain Craig Cuttlefish! My question is, if you had kids, how would you name them? And what was the splatfest you enjoy the most?

"I'd just want them tae know I love them, no matter what."

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Hello! Got a question, what is wa? And how does the "Living death estate" a Cuttlefish enter look like captain?

(I try not to over saturate in questions but the story and headcanons you portray are quite interesting to me! Claps to the mod! ^^)

"The former... they donnae really ever make a full recovery, no matter what. Ye can manage to pull someone from the blank slate but..."

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could you tell us more about that march you were talking about with octavio, the one that made you dizzy?

"...I donnae like rememberin' it."

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other than the bamboozler, what weapons can you use?