[punksandcannonballers]

just found the most fucked up plane

[punksandcannonballers]

bro what

[1980sspaceman]

bro how do you think airplanes get between airports

[punksandcannonballers]

[punksandcannonballers]

alright i’ll give it up they turned it from awful to delightful. now it’s like the oscar meyer wiener mobile of planes

[captainevilpants]

Pez dispenser airplane

[zagreus]

Shoutout to the comedy duo of TSA agents I just encountered, one of whom called me "sir," the other of whom called me "ma'am," both of whom apologized in unison, each thinking the other was right

[funnytwittertweets]

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

psychically smacking my new hire with a spoon like "no, don't work off the clock" "yes, we give you breaks" "no, we aren't nice for doing this, it's literally the law" it feels like I've adopted a shelter cat

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

genuine props to this publication for finding such a stark, simple, provocative way to say... all of it

[ladyhistory]

Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the things

Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP

[wandering-elf]

There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They’re both very excited when you bring them to a museum

[tomasorban]

[fuzzypetal]

Shoutout to giant trees!!!!

[eggdrawsthings]

Yes, ad’ika?

[george-rr-binks]

Make it this and I’m in.

[bladesrunner]

THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT | 1x07 “In The Name of Honor”

[lokihiddleston]

#only for a hug of my daddy

[toastbutteregg]

why is this so true

[lokihiddleston]

THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT EPISODE 7

[toastbutteregg]

[lokihiddleston]

THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT EPISODE 7

[iricressent]

hell hath no fury like a tummy hurted

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]