Mysterious Mystery Blog of Mysterious Mysteries

Actually not that mysterious, I am the illustrious Captain Flashbang, Thomas on the weekends. This is my blog for deep shit, shallow hals, sob stories, bitch fits, walkin'-on-sunshine, the best of times and the worst of times, chronicles, legends, sagas, tacos, puppies, Pokemon, Imogen Heap, the murder of sleep, mother knowing you weareth her drapes, and the like. Have fun!

[forever90s]

[vein]

Neptune taken by NASA

[bullschargers-deactivated201607]

who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune

[yuzupool]

release neptune

[33588495215]

Free Neptune 2014

[gummo1997-deactivated20140902]

just in case people don’t understand the issue

[tinotonatini]

[benfoldssweaters]

hey arnold was way too real

[adultswim5000]

GOING TO CLICK ON A NEW TAB AND ACCIDENTALLY EXITING OUT OF THE ENTIRE WINDOW

[sivanftstyles]

a thrilling saga

[beanantea]

Apparently some vegans are telling people not to eat honey to support bees. STOP. STOP NOW. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK? Buy honey (local if possible) -> support beekeepers -> support bees. I swear people don’t even think this stuff out.  Beekeepers provide bees with an environment in which they can live, and are encouraged to thrive. Bees then have a big huge giant person who can deal with any threats to the hive.  Yes, honey is a winter food supply for bees, but beekeepers (unless they’re dicks, in which case they’d be shooting themselves in the foot) will NEVER take too much honey from a hive, and will always ensure that bees have enough food. Think about it, you’re not going to starve a source of income/hobby, are you? So now. Support beekeepers. Support bees. buzz.

[the-traveling-witch]

Important stuff. Monsanto is doing so much damage to bee populations that they NEED human support to survive as a species. Buy local honey, plant bee friendly wildflowers in your backyard instead of grass and build bee boxes where bee’s can live peacefully.

[amoying]

*chops off legs* thigh gap

[withironhands]

Avengers (1963) #5

[starkexpos]

I have never laughed at a single panel so hard in my life. 

[boyegas-deactivated20181222]

[rannell]

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

what did you say, punk?

bIG

MEATY

CLAWS

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

when u type ;) instead of :)

[kanjabeto-deactivated20180421]

people who think steve rogers is a boring character probably didn’t watch the same movies

[adventuresofanibstudent]

Dad: At least you’ll have the summer to take a break from schoolwork. Me: Hahahahaha Me: Hahaha Me: Haha Me: Ha Me: *cries*

[tatianamaslnaymoved-blog]

[captainflashbang]

#GirlsCan: Women Empowerment | COVERGIRL

[captainflashbang]

I am literally on the verge of turning this into a Nathan Fillion blog.

[stevenrogered]

in which Maria Hill, Pepper Potts and Natasha Romanoff are BFFs