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Terribly explained animes:

Tokyo Ghoul: Boy has terrible taste in women and becomes a cannibal

Death Note: Magic Diary + God Complex: a bad time

Owari no Seraph: choosy af plague gives everyone mommy issues and thigh highs

OHSHC: kiss kiss fall in property damage

Attack on Titan: slicey-dicey giant splicey

One Punch Man: Robot Noiz thinks Caillou is the best thing ever

Haikyuu!!: Ball is life and also pain

Love Live: Looking for idol group to join, likes; singing, dancing, and lesbians

Sailor Moon: a shorter skirt will hide my identity as the savior of the earth!! Oshiokyo!

Uta no Prince Sama: Looking for idol group, likes; singing, dancing, and hot men

Durarara: twenty five plotlines at once

Free!: 100% intensity +2000% angst = big boys getting wet

Lucky Star: hardcore anime fan lives with her dad and corrupts her innocent classmates. Lots of gay.

Madoka Magica: cute outfits and lesbian pain

Kill la Kill: sentient swimsuits

Mirai Nikki: everyone except yukiteru-kun must die~

Boku no Pico: no.

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lol cute new accessories xoxo

SHOP

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Pop Gone Metal

1. Britney Spears: Toxic

2. Aqua: Barbie Girl

3. Lana Del Rey: Born to Die

4. Celine Dion: My Heart Will Go On

5. Spice Girls: Spice Up Your Life

6. *NSYNC : Tearin’ Up My Heart

7. The Weeknd: Starboy

8. Spice Girls: Wannabe

9. Shakira: Hips Don’t Lie

10. Tom Jones: What’s New Pussycat

11. Ariana Grande: Dangerous Woman

12. Britney Spears: Baby One More Time

13. Backstreet Boys: I Want It That Way

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me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me:

danger

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did-you-know

There’s a company that specializes in designing high-security secret passageways and hidden doors, some of which can only be opened by playing the right piano keys or precisely arranging pieces on a chessboard. Source Source 2

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I want to turn my house into a Resident Evil game

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me, trying desperately to get into my bathroom: fuck, shit, where’d i put the Eagle Crest

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it’s weird how you can actually feel it in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings.

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Women Stay Winning!!!

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When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

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Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful.

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

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I love history.

Role models tho.

The gay one

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history!

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this.

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.”

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“

God, I adore history.