Terribly explained animes:
Tokyo Ghoul: Boy has terrible taste in women and becomes a cannibal
Death Note: Magic Diary + God Complex: a bad time
Owari no Seraph: choosy af plague gives everyone mommy issues and thigh highs
OHSHC: kiss kiss fall in property damage
Attack on Titan: slicey-dicey giant splicey
One Punch Man: Robot Noiz thinks Caillou is the best thing ever
Haikyuu!!: Ball is life and also pain
Love Live: Looking for idol group to join, likes; singing, dancing, and lesbians
Sailor Moon: a shorter skirt will hide my identity as the savior of the earth!! Oshiokyo!
Uta no Prince Sama: Looking for idol group, likes; singing, dancing, and hot men
Durarara: twenty five plotlines at once
Free!: 100% intensity +2000% angst = big boys getting wet
Lucky Star: hardcore anime fan lives with her dad and corrupts her innocent classmates. Lots of gay.
Madoka Magica: cute outfits and lesbian pain
Kill la Kill: sentient swimsuits
Mirai Nikki: everyone except yukiteru-kun must die~
Boku no Pico: no.



















