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darkcomedies-deactivated2022042

girl what the fuck is even the theme of a midsummer night’s dream. is there even a lesson to be learned. is it just vibes or what

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042

puck at the end of the play: god did you see that shit? insane, right? haha alright take it easy

engulfes

Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

existentialdruid

This

jelliebeanbitch

there are more tweets in this thread

fucking SLAY

fioblah

can i get another shot at that?

tip jar

tofusilken

[ID: 2 drawings of Fig and Ayda kissing. Fig, a tiefling girl in a leather jacket, has her back against a tree trunk and one hand on the back of Ayda's neck. Ayda, a black half-phoenix girl with flaming hair and huge bird wings, puts her hand on Fig's waist and leans in to kiss her. In the second illustration, Ayda leans in even further, her hand moving up to Fig's lower back. The drawings are done in a muted palette of browns and oranges, with sketchy lines and strokes of color. End ID]

lilaeleaf

ur so hot when u infodump

yourplayersaidwhat

“Listen, asshat, my body is a temple. It is ancient, it is cursed, it honestly should not be here, and it requires CONSTANT burnt offerings to appease the hateful spirit within. Anyway I have Divine Health, so fuck off and go sit upwind.”

— Reborn hexadin to the fighter expressing concern over her chainsmoking.

itscolossal

Underwater Footage Captures a Blanket Octopus Revealing Her Billowing Iridescent Membrane

blood-and-chitin

😳

headspace-hotel

Your billowing iridescent membrane is beautiful queen

livedinthecastle

remember when Sam hadn’t slept for a week, was barely eating, and still managed to gather the last ounce of energy within him to help a girl who he only just met and was kind to him once? remember how he was too tired to even care about himself anymore, but how he’s never too tired to care what happens to someone else? remember how overwhelmingly good Sam Winchester is? because it’s all I can think about

acecroft

Ready or Not (2019) dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett

toastbutteregg

this is so cute

sam-writs-deactivated20210425

all i'm saying is that you would 100% blast the song "holding out for a hero" every time you saw an insect in the bathroom, waiting for all might to save you

(you may not be afraid or wtv, but you know how happy he is when he saves you, doesn't matter how big the threat is)