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waltzofsunbeams:

Okay, bye. It isn’t as though I invited you to spout your excuses on my post in the first place. But sure, have a good evening and bless your fucking heart.

Oooooh one last thing.

It was my post you responded to actually. :) Have a great day.

waltzofsunbeams:

This was never meant to be a “conversation” or a “callout.” This was me expressing some disappointment that you haven’t done what people hoped you would do, and you showed up with your dog pictures to get defensive on my post. People still disappear out of your custody, Captain. It’s still like Vantage’s assassins are made of soap for how well you can hold onto them. You think I haven’t done my research? You think we all don’t KNOW you’re Vantage’s pawn?

Your public persona can be as cuddly and nice as you want. Fuck right off with that. We know.

As if it wasn’t a callout. You’re specifically targeting me in the situation. And yes, I will be defensive because you’ve no idea what I go through on a daily basis to try and fix what I can, but if you haven’t noticed, this city has A LOT of things that need fixing.

I’m just one person, and I have orders to obey. If I dont obey them, things get even worse. There’s a system in place. One person can’t change everything by themself. Things also take time, you think a system can change in under a year? Hah. You’re bloody foolish.

Now if you’ll excuse me. I’ve work to get back to that doesnt involve being on my phone arguing with people telling me how to do things while also have no experience in the field whatsofuckingever. Take care!

Me right now.

waltzofsunbeams:

Wow, okay, way to put words in my mouth. Nobody said I was holding you responsible for everything the police did, god. I’m holding you responsible for what goes down in your damn station. I’d love to watch you try to claim that the way you run things is squeaky clean.

Ah yes, here come the aggressive accusations. I find it hilarious how you start off this ‘conversation’ by ‘calling me out’ over THEORIES then have the fucking guts to claim I’M putting words in your mouth? You are literally accusing me of a whole array of shit. Absolutely beautiful.

waltzofsunbeams:

#You used my name#My phone beeped#I read you talking shit#Here I am

Is it talking shit if it’s true? I’m truly, honestly disappointed in you. But hey, maybe that’s on me for having the nerve to believe in you.

Ah yes. I am to blame for everything wrong with the police hm? I enjoy the fact you think I’m some authoritative force over how the system is ran. Thank you for such a compliment. However. I am NOT the Police Chief you absolute idiot.

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waltzofsunbeams replied to your post: Hahahha aha ha

Nice of you to grace us with your presence.

You’re welcome.

waltzofsunbeams

I don’t suppose you reappeared just for little old me.

captaink9cooper-blog

Why else would I be here? That’s kinda what happens when someone pings you.

#You used my name #My phone beeped #I read you talking shit #Here I am

waltzofsunbeams replied to your post: Hahahha aha ha

Nice of you to grace us with your presence.

You’re welcome.

#waltzofsunbeams

Hahahha aha ha

#I was pinged.

Back in college I used to be a mall reindeer to accompany a mall santa. Worst decision of my life. I lost an antler once. Kids were mad I was blue.

#The struggle was real before getting a stable career

capriciouscarnellian replied to your post:capriciouscarnellian replied to...

Well, Claude wears glasses already so they couldn’t, so I suppose someone has to.

This brings a tear to my doggle-covered eyes. Look how far you’ve come.

#capriciouscarnellian

capriciouscarnellian replied to your post:capriciouscarnellianreplied to yourpost:Someone...

They’ll have to ask their owners to get them their own doggles. I wonder if Lucky would put up with them. He puts up with eyepatches.

They would certainly give him a stylish look as well as blocking out wind, sand, and sun. If he can handle eyepatches I bet he’d like doggles.

#capriciouscarnellian #You should wear sunglasses along with Lucky so you match #Bring Dog Owner to a whole new level

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Are the other dogs jealous?

Most dogs dont have the attention span to be jealous but I like to pretend they all are. They ran away from jealousy of my charming style and not because someone threw a tennis ball across the field.

#capriciouscarnellian

Someone gifted me doggles, which are goggles for dogs.

I am now the coolest dog in the park.

Then again I eat bugs.

#I doubt my input is useful in any way

Aw... but those chips sound really good actually...I’d eat them.