Still better than the cops

Battalion Chief Elias, at your service!

[firechiefelias]

I don’t know who decided arson was suddenly the way to go, but you better hope I don’t find you!

[firechiefelias]

I’m surprised this pokemon go game is so popular!  My niece has the whole department playing it.  Turns out we’re a gym!  

[firechiefelias]

The animal shelter brought some kittens to visit while we were doing our annual calendar this time!  They’re all up for adoption too, if anyone’s looking for a cat.  

[itscommando-blog]

I DONT KNOW. I SUMMON FIRE FROM THE SHADOW REALM AND IT SEEMS TO DO JUST FINE.

[rottingwillingly]

callin it rn youre either satan or the antichrist

[firechiefelias]

#im sure the fire dept will agree with that

We do. 

[captaink9cooper-blog]

captaincarnellian replied to your post:oh

I’m not mad, just agitated. Except at Haines, I’m mad at him.

Well to be fair, it was kind of all my doing. Oops.

[firechiefelias]

Don't worry about it, he's always mad at me for something.

[firechiefelias]

໒( ᓀ ‸ ᓂ ✿)७

I have no idea what this means, but that is a nice flower. 

[firechiefelias]

Watching you, fireman. -Vee

Why?

[firechiefelias]

39 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), 40, 42, 43, 46

39) Are you a competitive person?

You should come to a cops vs. fireman baseball game when the season starts back up and find out! 

40) Do you believe in aliens?

I really don’t know!  I’ve never really thought about it, sorry pal! 

42) What kind of music to you listen to?

My niece controls the radio, so I listen to whatever she does!  Right now it’s the pokemon soundtrack. 

43) What is your favorite cartoon character?

That’s a tough question!  I don’t watch many cartoons.  My niece has been watching this one called Steven Universe though, and there’s this character Garnet that’s pretty cool. 

46) How much more social are you when you’re drunk?

Oh man, I can’t say I remember!  I haven’t gone drinking in awhile. 

[refluxation]

Careful, captain. Your pettiness is showing through. 

But no, I don’t hate them; and I’ll miss the one you tore off dearly, it took me a while to get it to that stage.

[capriciouscarnellian-blog]

You know what I’ll miss? My fucking eyeball.

[refluxation]

Well you have had it longer than I’ve been stretching my lobes, I’ll give you that much. Maybe you should have picked a better fight and you wouldn’t be in this situation?

[firechiefelias]

Why don't you pick a fight with the fire department next time instead? Lets see how well you do against one of the hoses.

[itscommando-blog]

#When I find you i’m going to kick your ass!!!

I DOUBT YOU CAN KICK MY ASS IF I’M SURROUNDED BY FIRE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN!!!!!!!!!

[firechiefelias]

You can’t hide in the ocean forever!!

[itscommando-blog]

UPDATE. THE OCEAN IS ON FIRE. YOU’RE WELCOME.

[firechiefelias]

YOU BETTER HOPE I DON’T FIND YOU 

[itscommando-blog]

#STOP SETTING THINGS ON FIRE

COME AT ME CHIEF ELI-ASS!!!!! I’LL WRECK YOUR STUFF!!!!!

[firechiefelias]

You’re unbelievable!!! 

[itscommando-blog]

UPDATE. THE OCEAN IS ON FIRE. YOU’RE WELCOME.

[firechiefelias]

YOU BETTER HOPE I DON’T FIND YOU 

[lery-blog1]

@firechiefelias

This is a reasonably serious suggestion y/n?

[firechiefelias]

haha, sure!  

[strongleona-blog]

I told you we’d get you blue man, I fucking told you.

[itscommando-blog]

I DID NOT DESERVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[strongleona-blog]

You deserved every second of it.

[firechiefelias]

I agree.

[100percentwoolfiber-blog]

((Aaaaaall the VP furries))

[afieryphoenix-blog]

Yes hello if there are any people from the fire department on here I’d like to let you know there’s an arsonist burning and stealing as we speak. Help would be appreciated.

[firechiefelias]

We’re already on our way! 

[locustaaa]

OK ROLE CALL WHO IS NOT A POD PERSON

so far ive got finn, commy, and me

[firechiefelias]

I’m busy trying to put out fires now but I’m here!