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This is my life. A true story about how unprepared I am for, well, everything.

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me when i hear someone mention one direction in public

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When you're like 5 years back on your crush's Facebook pictures

And it's like "awww look how cute and innocent they were"

But then you accidentally like one of them

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When your roommate catches you eating their food

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Trying to leave the table after a huge meal

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When my roommates ask how I always get my homework done so early

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Dating in college

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When my crush asked me who my crush is

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When I'm arguing with a friend about something and when they look up the answer, it turns out I'm right

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When people under 25 have babies on purpose

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Ten minutes into my class that starts at 3pm

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When I can't decide if what I'm about to say is too offensive to say but then I say it anyway

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When you wake up in the middle of the night 1000x warmer than when you went to bed

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When my professor told us that we can't use Sparknotes in her class

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When my friends try to tell me about how big of an asshole my crush actually is

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When it's super icy outside but I force my friends to walk to the bars with me

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Me

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When my roommate brings home a bottle of vodka for us to share