#lord farquad

[supivuokko]

Redraw!

[bed-wed-behead-your-fave]

Lord Farquad from Shrek?

Bed Wed or Behead Lord Farquad from Shrek.

Bed

Wed

Behead

Voting ended onMay 13, 2025

[zapperman2005]

Behold... Ford Farquad.

[slaket-and-sprash]

Ok so I find it really poetic that big jack horner hated fairytale creatures, specefically hating talking animals, and what ends up getting him in the end is puss in boots, kitty softpaws, Pedro, and the three bears.

And what else ends up getting him in the end? Death, a talking, omniscient, fairytale wolf.

And this retroactively makes all the previous Shrek villians deaths ironic is that, on top of being defeated by Shrek in the end, the person who reaps their soul is the very thing they hated

Also bonus points if he's trans so prince charming and the fairy godmother's calling the big bad wolf "gender confused" bc he likes wearing women's clothing is karmic punishment. Death definitely has cool tattoos over his top surgery scars lmao.

Also also, I feel like death chooses a talking anthro wolf as his form for a few reasons ; 1) mess with bigots who hate fairytale creatures, 2) scare talking cats since they have 9 lives, it makes sense he would be annoyed with this. And 3) to appear both soft and cute, but also be menacing and terrifying at the same time.

Imagine if you died of old age, in a hospital, and a giant adorable wolf comes to great you as an old friend.

But also imagine if you squandered your life, made a joke out of it and a giant wolf runs towards with blood red eyes.

[deltaswapjevil]

Spooktober Day 13

Zombie Shrek

Mine:

Jared's:

[itsnotacarepackage]

I have seen the cursed world

[ra-mina]

[fairiefighter]

Incels don't like when you compare their hot girl favs to lord farquad