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[captainlawsonamerica]

“See, this is what I mean when I say that change is bad regardless of how temporary the change may be.” Levi stated jokingly, doing his best to assist with the situation. “This thing should come with an instruction booklet.”

“You’re telling me,” Lawson snorted, his head halfway stuck in the costume, “I myself am not smart enough to figure this thing out on my own. So if we break it or I get stuck, then it’s both of our heads on the line. Wait...get it? Heads on the line.” His laugh at his lame joke echoed through the hollowness of the headpiece.

[captainlawsonamerica]

[captainlawsonamerica]

“I’m glad. She worried about you non-stop while you were playing sailor.” he smirked, throwing in a joking tone to hide the anger, “Yea well, I’ve been very busy. Scholarships aren’t easy to come by.” He’d been so lucky to get this one and he wasn’t gonna waste it. “I don’t need anything now.” Now being the key word. “Yea, but you never failed did you? You passed. It’s still a pass even if you only just get it.” He narrowed his eyes, “They did what to your hand,” his own darting out to grab one of Lawson’s inspecting it, “Ass-holes, what’s that supposed to teach you? How it’s harder to survive with broken fingers!?” he made a noise of disgust. So he was made, no one else got to hurt his sibling… only he had that right.

“You’re right. They aren’t. I’m proud of you, kid.” He slapped a hand on his brother’s shoulder and squeezed affectionately, “I always knew you were meant for greater things.” He frowned, glancing at his brother sideways, “I don’t know why you insist on putting me up on a pedestal. I’ve failed plenty of times in my life. All the time actually. I fly by the seat of my pants most of the time. That’s not success.” A chuckle escaped his lips as Frederic took his hand to inspect. “Wasn’t too bad. They all healed eventually. Save for this one,” he wiggled the crooked pinky on the hand Freddy was holding, “It was to teach us a lesson. You get caught by anyone else and they’ll do way worse than break your fingers. It’s all about staying alive and staying unseen.” He flashed a crooked smile.

[captainlawsonamerica]

“Of course you do, you look just like him.” Duncan chuckled. “You wanted to play the horseman? Fair play to you man, I’d sooner hand out candy any day than wear that.” He smiled back before tucking his head into his jacket to look like the horseman. “Maybe I can give you a run for your money, whatcha think?”

“It’s 9 year old me’s dream come true.” Lawson replied honestly with a shrug of one shoulder. He had to laugh at the other man’s interpretation of the horseman, “Get your whole head in there and you could probably take my job tonight.”

[captainlawsonamerica]

“Well I’m kinda desperate and I’d hate to leave her with a total stranger…” Duncan paused. “Then again - do you know her well? I think you’re new position as the headless horseman would give little Ana nightmares.

“Nicest girl you’ll meet.” Lawson replied with a hint of desperation in his voice. “I would hate to cause her mental trauma.” He nodded vigorously as if he knew anything about child rearing.

[captainlawsonamerica]

“No, I don’t mind, but why’d you think no one else signed up to be the headless horseman this year?”

“Probably because Ryan has done it for the past three years. But he’s sick tonight. So naturally, I convinced my sup to let me do it.”

[captainlawsonamerica]

Frederic shrugged, “Well, you know how it is. People grow up, they change. You haven’t been home in a while after all.” He added biting back any more obvious slights he wanted to throw, so maybe he was madder than he’d thought he be now he was face to face with Lawson, he’d hoped to avoid him completely. “Thank you. But I can look after myself. I’m sure I do.” He wasn’t “Or I can always find you here.” He looked at him for a moment, “You won’t screw up. You never screw up.” Never in their fathers eyes anyway.

“You’re right Fred, I haven’t been home in forever. But I call mom every day. Called you twice a week for a while too.” Lawson glanced sideways at his little brother with one eyebrow raised, “I don’t doubt it, kid. I’m just saying. I’m here if you need anything.” He had to snort at the last comment, “I barely passed high school. Nearly failed survival training. They couldn’t really hurt us so they broke three of my fingers. On each hand. So I’m not perfect. Not by a long shot.”

[samhasadick-blog]

“I know this is last minute and a lot to ask - but is there chance anyone could babysit for me? There’s a honeymoon booked at the park today and I’m going to be rushed off my feet, not exactly easy with a baby in tow.”

[captainlawsonamerica]

“Uh, are you sure man? I know this little British girl that just went that way. They practically invented nannying over there.” His eyes darted around, looking anywhere but at the baby.

[captainlawsonamerica]

“Not a problem mate. I bet, that thing looks a flaming nightmare, how on earth do you manage every night?!” Duncan asked, making his way over to help.

“Between you and I, I play Captain America over in Hollywood Studios. I’m supposed to be handing out candy but the normal horseman got sick. I convinced the sup to let me do it.” Lawson grinned, clearly pleased with himself.

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[captainlawsonamerica]

“Hmm. Hard to say which one’s more important.” he said, still with a half-smile on his face. “Well not really. Family’s just a word after all. Some hardly see each other. Some never see each other at all I hear.” He suspected the latter would describe his relationship with their father now. Frederic began to slowly rub one hand over the other, “Oh I doubt that.” Aside from a lot of yelling she’d done nothing to stop her husband, “I’ve always been able to land on my feet.” he glanced at the mask and back up again, “Well, if we’re being honest with each other, I’ll sure you’ll do an excellent job.”

“C’mon Freddie, family has always been more than a word between us. You know that.” Though Lawson had never been particularly smart, he was perceptive. He knew something was off about his brother, that much was obvious to him. “Well, the offer still stands. If you ever need a place to stay, something to eat, you know where you can find me. At least I think you do anyway. Do you still have my number? It’s been forever since you called.” He was only half-teasing. “Thanks for the vote of confidence. I hope I don’t screw it up.”

[captainlawsonamerica]

“What do I get if I help?” She sat back with a grin on her pink pout, watching him with clear amusement.

“Uh,” He paused, clearly taken aback by her response, “My undying gratitude?”

[captainlawsonamerica]

Ok, it’s been lovely getting to start rping with you all, but it’s bed time for me! Even though it’s only 9:43...lol pregnancy probs. See y’all tomorrow!

[captainlawsonamerica]

“Well I certainly was never the brawn, was I?” he asked, smirking a little. At the rubbed his arm, and muttered a deadpan “Oww. No, I can manage thank you. I’d only be under your feet if I stuck around. Probably get sick of me.” he added. A part of him hated saying no, he needed all the extra cash he could get. “I haven’t had the chance to speak with Mom and Dad yet.” Hadn’t even told them where he lived. “Really? You must be proud. Front of the queue, leader of the pack. It suits you.”

“Maybe not, but I was never the brains.” Lawson’s eyes narrowed as he examined his baby brother, “Even if I was tired of you, there’s not much I can do about it. We’re related. You’re stuck around me whether you like it or not.” Eyes still narrowed, he crossed his arms over his chest the best he could considering the large headpiece, “I’ll let mom know you’re fine. God knows she’s probably worried.” He dropped his gaze to the mask in his hands, “Nah...if we’re being honest with each other...I just wanted to ride the horse. Other guy called in sick.”

[captainlawsonamerica]

“Oh, I didn’t know.” he said, frowning a little and running a hand through his hair to tidy it, “Yea well, like I said, all very sudden. I’ve been offered a history scholarship with the university.” he smiled at that, “Sadly it doesn’t cover food and rent so here I am. This is only my second week. I’m surprised I didn’t see you around before. But then even I’d struggle to recognise you without a head.” he added wryly.

“A history scholarship? Man...Fred that’s fantastic! You always were the brains of the operation.” Lawson lightly smacked his brother’s arm, his eyes alive with excitement. “Are you strapped for cash or anything? Cause you know you can come live with me. Actually, I think mom would love it if you came and lived with me.” He chuckled, carefully shifting his hood from arm to arm, “Yeah, yeah, I convinced my sup to let me lead the parade tonight. Neat, huh?”

[captainlawsonamerica]

she rolled her eyes, a smirk coming to rest on her painted lips her words dripped in sarcasm. “thanks it’s perfect.” she pulled the costume forward on his head before letting go. “how’s that?”

“My pleasure.” He muttered, his gruff voice muffled by the hood of his costume. “How do I look?” Lawson stood, extending to his full six foot plus height and holding his arms out for show.

[captainlawsonamerica]

“Thank you,” Frederic listened for the directions and didn’t look up until the nickname was heard. His eyes narrowed then flew open as the costume revealed his brother of all people! “Laws-” he didn’t get any fisher as the other hugged him tight, he patted Lawson’s back awkwardly, “You work here?” he asked, before responding to the question, “Well, it was a very lucky last minute move. I didn’t want to bother you, I assumed you’d have your own stuff to do.”

“Well, yeah. I work here, it was supposed to be temporary but here I am a year later.” Lawson dropped his brother, ruffling his hair before he crossed his arms over his chest. “C’mon Freddie, you know you never bother me. You should’ve told me you were on the move. I didn’t even know you left home.”