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🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 pens/canucks fan i am NOT(!!!) twitter user ‘pucknuck’

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I AM NOT TWITTER USER ‘pucknuck’ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the video of miss ellen hughes and her car parked in a cross walk is actually killing me pls “you gotta move that” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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so does calgary also get noah kahan in the trade?

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happy for middsy. hope the flames appreciate his whimsy

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and geno will have to do it again bc he WILL get his own farewell season.

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mnwild whimsy stocks DOWN (which is ok bc these days i am very anti-them…)

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playing a very fun game of: what show am i gonna rewatch to follow the void that finishing widow’s bay has left

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i still can’t believe cookie is a fucking flyer………….

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“oh, no the ref was just pulling something out of his pocket” 😭 ok

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i did chuckle

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respect to werenski for deciding to stay in columbus. don’t have much else to respect him for but i’ll respect him for that!

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another one of the hockey canada 5 signed 🫩

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it has come to my attention that cotter at one point wore 43. so i need him to do the funniest thing possible and return to wearing 43 in van pls

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ok so rip hogs, why are jake debrusk and mpetey still on my team 🤠

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MPETEY TO THE RANGERS IMMINENT 🤩🤩🤩

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KUZY TO THE PENS????

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wait LEAFS hotness stocks up????? (they’re getting brandon duhaime)

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EVERYONE STFU RN