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the sun:

me: once my darlings are here it’s OVER for you

me, walking into an appointment without my mother for the first time: right well first of i am a CHILD and IDIOT so jot that down

i am, in fact, the ant snorter in this post

musicians never know peace, they only know someone asking to play their instrument when they wanted to practice

guys an irl friend is following me now act casual and make small talk or smth

“every band has its target friendly song” well then call me target cuz im fucking grooving

[Clowns always lie]

sooo when am i gonna get extra eyes? when do i hit that level of cool?

*relistens to season 1 of mr sims reading eldritch statements and being attacked by worms* don’t you just miss the simple times

things my friends have texted me that sum up my current mental state

Reblog and put in the tags how bad your Spotify is, according to this bot)

okay fair but cmon—

IM LISTENING TO TMA WITH MY MOM AND SHE JUST SAID MARTIN SOUNDS LIKE THE GEICO GECKO WHAT DO I DO

rise and shine new symptom of homosexuality just dropped

IM LISTENING TO TMA WITH MY MOM AND SHE JUST SAID MARTIN SOUNDS LIKE THE GEICO GECKO WHAT DO I DO

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