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I got too much blood going to the other head. May i cum for you?

No

#>:)

Im throwing you son in deep end of the pool with not floaties

Jokes on you he can swim 😼

#shoto todoroki #mha #asks #inbox #>:)

when its dark out i become dave strider (evil)

oh shit its 2AM invenot is going to steal my eyeballs

just like

yoink

i was needing to get some replacements soon anyways

but

little did you know

I ACTUALLY HAD MYOPIA THE WHOLE TIME

HAHA YOU NEED GLASSES NOW!! GET WRECKED!!

and. ill make sure that the glasses are just tight enough to subtly give you a terrible headache throughout the day, and any contacts you try to buy will be horrible horrible dysfunctional batches that fall apart when you poke them and hurt like fuck when you put them in ur eyes you'll wish you never went anywhere NEAR me ENOT!!

>:)

SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR FAKE STEALING MY FAKE EYEBALLS!!

(this did not happen btw)

(also i have new contacts i have yet to try but hopefully these ones work)

#evil plan #evil evil plan #my evil plan is having eyes that cant focus #evil evil evil plan #>:)#i guess the whole world was toothbrushing asmr the whole time #im tired #my post