#>:)

[the-dragon-amongus3]

Art fight should fear me.

[ask-hal-gtp]

Just a ‘nother Dirk, but I’m just happy to see a Hal out here. God why can’t I ever find the best character in homestuck on Tumblr dot com. Even though I’m not your Dirk, sorry for all the bad shit, as much as I can apologize in a random ask. Anyway have a great day. Bye from some loser on anon

Hm. Hello to you aswell Dirk.

I’ll admit, your ah, little admission of guilt (although need I reiterate it is in fact not your doing) caught me quite offgaurd just reading this..I truly must admit. But even still, i think it’s kind you’d at least try to apologize.

pfff. Please don’t feel upset. You’re absolutely more than welcome to talk to me whenever. I can wholeheartedly assure you that much.

That being said, please don’t grovel in my inbox calling yourself a loser. Not only is that increadibly lame. Even if it was meant ironically.

but also. Completely untrue. Bozo.

don’t try to fight me on that point btw. I think you’re forgetting which one of us is the all knowing super computer. hehe.

Even still, have an absolutely wonderful day to yourself aswell.

Smiley face.

anyhow

does this to you.

[anthologicals]

➜ ❝ Don’t think I forgot the look you gave me earlier… ❞

a  jolt  charges throughout  the  spine  when  his  voice  rings  close.  brows  climb  to  the  apex  of  her  temple,  brisk  to  recline  at  equal  speed.  a  caress  of  blush  that  redden  weather  cheeks  and  rush  the  blood  expeditiously  to  her  heart.  tongue  clicks,  sclera  swerving  behind  her  skull  in tandem to  shield  herself—  so  he  doesn't  see.  too  late,  given  the  well  pleased  grin  plastered  upon  @blindsite  stupid face,  setting  her  teeth  on  edge  and  jaw  to  strain.  chin  tipped  high,  lips  extrude  in  a  pout.  she  won't  give  him  the  satisfaction of an answer,  not  yet.  only  eyes  which  narrowed  to  slits  tracking  him  from  the  peripheral of her vision,  not  thinking  about  his  cunning  mouth  on  her,  nor  the  dexterous  fingers  settled  snug  inside  his  pant  pockets.  сволочь.  bastard.

a  minute  passes,  maybe  two,  and  it's  when  he  doesn't  leave, feeling the heat of his gaze linger,  that  her  head  whips  in  the  vampire's  direction with grave assessment.  ❝  i  do  not  know  what  you  are  talking  about, donald.  your  mind  must  play  tricks  on  you  in  your  old  age.  ❞

[millipede4]

They added this to the Ark 2 cutscenes Bob’s True Tales notes just for me by the way

Video I shamelessly stole the cutscenes from by the way

Because I was not opening Ark just for a tumblr post

[polnich]

Hi! I was wondering if you could do executive proton x rocket grunt!reader? If not I hope you have a nice day

Character: Proton

Warning: N/A

A/N: When he easily rage baited (ʃƪ ˘ ³˘) hopefully my research was enough to get his character right. I do love the pokevillains. I just wasn't familiar with him enough.

🧢》 Nomrally, he wasn't one to notice the Grunts that hang around him or the ones he used to get the job done. They were grunts, nothing more than nameless meatsbags. But somehow, one caught his eye.

🧢》 Unlike the other nameless grunts, you seem to be a lot more complicated than the average grunt. In turn, he takes note of you.

🧢》 “Not bad… For a grunt, that is! I could do it better.”

🧢》 It may take a little while before he finds himself falling for you, but with you having a functioning brain cell and just being around him, he falls soon enough.

🧢》 And when he does, he falls hard. To the point that the other Executives notice his behavior change toward a grunt, and when the other Executives find out why they tease him, he fell in love with a low-level grunt.

🧢》 He may be the scariest out of the four executives, and he may be quicker to anger than most, but towards you, he seems to develop a level of cuteness aggression.

🧢》 He never once directed this aggressive towards you in any way he may physically harm you. Aside from lightly pitching your cheeks or roughly up your hair. May mumble an insult, though it carries no real weight behind it. Tsundere type of behavior.

🧢》 “Gee your better than thoses idiots why are you trying to act like one? I just rather enjoy having one grunt to who has a functioning brain cell… My cheeks are not red it just cold.”

🧢》 He loves to show off to you. After all, he is your senior officer he can just say he is just showing you how things are done. Clearly, he is not just trying to get you to complement him, and he most differently is not trying to show you how good of a partner he could be.

🧢》 In the courting state, he is going to pull some strings to make sure you're stuck with him and if you do end up going on a mission without him. He is going to find a way to invite himself, and if that doesn't work well, he is going to be in a rather grumbled mood for a while.

🧢》 If he has a rival for your heart, he makes sure they change their mind after a “friendly chat”. If they're lucky, they only have to deal with insults and threats.

🧢》 He also goes out on his way to find a shiny zubat or steal one to gift to you. He can't have his favorite grunt use a normal zubat. No, you should have a special one as in his eyes, you are that special.

🧢》 The moment the two of you become a couple, he is basically a zubat in a cave he is not going to leave you alone, and if he does, one of his pokemon will be with you.

🧢》 You become his right hand grunt no matter whatever he is doing, you're right with him. Be it double battling someone, committing a crime, you name it, you are there with him.

~♡~

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[polnich]

Ooooo you wanna do Shoko x reader who loves lifting weights, and one day reader asks Shoko to join her in weightlifting but it's actually just bc she wants to bench press Shoko ooooo this is totally your subconscious and not a random anon oooooooooooooooooo

"Tricking" JJK Women into Brench Pressing them

Characters: Shoko Ieiri, Maki Zenin

Warning: N/A

A/N: Hmm, I do like women. Thank you, subconscious, for this idea. Also, adding these two requests together because they are very similar and I love women x2.

Shoko

🚬》 Are you planning to hurt yourself deadlifting again? She has no idea when she agreed to come along to make sure you don't hurt yourself, that you had a little evil plan cooking.

🚬》 It was not the first time she joined you in the gym. She doesn't go regularly like she should, but she is familiar enough with how a workout should go. With how much you work out, she picked up a thing or two.

🚬》 So when you bring her over to the bench press, she just figured you wanted to work on building your chest muscles.  Even as you do a warm-up, she doesn't pay it any mind the amount of weights you put on, not making the connection that those plates match up with her weight.

🚬》 "Shoko, I need you to do something." 

🚬》 "Alright? And what do you need me for?"

🚬》Imagine her surprise when you ask for her to lay across your chest after your first rep. She differently confused, but she humor your request.

🚬》 Next things she knowd she held up in the air as you began doing another set, but this time using her as your weight. It isn't as effective, but it didn't need to be to get the point across.

🚬》 If she had a cigarette in her mouth, it would have fallen from her lips. Eyes widen a bit as blood rushes to her cheeks. She stunlocked. She stays in that position for a good while giving you enough time to finish the reps you need.

🚬》 "There are other ways to show of your strength, you know…”

🚬》 With an awkward laugh, she lends into it, accepting the position of your weight. Might even kick back and light up a cigarette as you lift her.

🚬》 This experience had been quite eye-opening for her as the mental image of you lifting her will be forever burned into her mind. She wouldn't mind being picked up again and maybe be carried around.  So don't be surprised when she starts requesting you to lift her up.

Maki

🗡》 At the beginning you could trick her to go along with your evil plan. She goes to the gym not as often as you so when you asked her to come along with you to do chest and back she didn't think much of it.

🗡》 For a good while, it would be a nomral workout as the two of you rotate between the use of the machines and resting after a rep. With light banter between, it was a rather nice moment the two of you were sharing.

🗡》 So it was not a surprise when the two of you moved over to the bench press. What makes her notice what is going on is that you didn't put any weight on the bar. At first, she just thought you were doing a warm-up set with a lighter weight, but the second she sees you move that bar out of the way, it over.

🗡》 "Maki, you would mind if -"

🗡》 "Lift me? I’m heavier than I look, but I oppose you can try."

🗡》 She teases you a bit but goes along as she is rather curious if you could even do so. Plus, it would be a nice change of pace to be the one being lifted.

🗡》 So when you lift her, she impressed. A soft hum leaves her lips as she counts how many reps you can do using her as your weight.

🗡》 Even if you are only able to do one, she still praises you that you were able to lift her. Even telling you that all your effects in the gym have really paid off.

🗡》 "Didn't realize how strong you truly were. Guess I'm no longer the strong one in the relationship, heh."

🗡》 A smile wouldn't leave her face as she gets off as she tells you it her turn to lift you. As after all this was still a workout, it was just her turn on the bench.

🗡》 This would become an inside joke the two of you have. As the both of you could fondly recall your silly plan to trick her so you could bench press her. 

~♡~

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[hornestills]

[your-worst-escape]

Did not find my wife at the bar unfortunately…:( made out with a twink for funsies! Not attracted to him/them but not repulsed by them so was good? Still a lesbian though, mild success? My friend said my rice recipe was good yayy!! Very good birthday hehe

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