I have a sadness that i can't console

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[donttakethering]

i am living proof of the adored by english teachers to disgusting pervert pipeline

[kimkhimhant]

so wild to me that i open tumblr these days and see gifs of omegaverse tv shows....... life is a miracle......

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gentle reminder that if u feel hungry soon after eating, it might be bc you’re eating mostly carbs without adding enough protein. try eating a handful of nuts or smthing alongside your next meal.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and you don’t have to change the recipe or anything! you can eat what you were going to, just add some cheese cubes or a handful of nuts or salami slices on the side. u don’t have to change your meals, just add a little extra protein

[kreature-ofthenight]

thats nice but what do I need to do If I wake up around 3 am every other night with an unquenchable hunger for flesh even tho I ate normal balanced meals trough the day?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

spoonful of peanut butter

[fairycosmos]

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

[fairycosmos]

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over

[woolandflax]

This one’s for the tumblrinas

[clarisliadon]

lets make cookies guys!

Sugar

Butter

Eggs

Flour

Salt

Baking powder

Vanilla extract

Chocolate chips

Voting ended onJun 16

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Available:

C'Mon, You Know You Wanna...

Do it. Click that button. You know which one.

[andyeasp]

daily quotes

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every child should have a specific stuffed animal/toy that they develop an antagonistic relationship with

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

some of my most significant core memories involved getting into heated arguments with the furby who lived in my closet. essential component of my pre-teen character development. necessary anguish

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sometimes small children will inflict years of torment & waterboarding on their victims before burying them in an unmarked concrete grave, that's just part of growing up

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the post that keeps on giving (via @zenyeetaa):

#okay we weren’t children when we did this but me and some old roommates kept a baby doll in the freezer #at first it was to jump scare the next person who opened the freezer #but he was in there for a few months and then when we decided it was time to pull it out a bunch of fires broke out across our county #so we put him back in the freezer. we named him chippy and drew a mustache on his face #we tried pulling him out of the freezer a few times after that but some horrible event would happen every time without fail #when we moved apartments we had a special cooler to bring chippy with us #as far as i know chippy is still in a freezer somewhere

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[andyeasp]

daily quotes

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

to be alive! (1966) - alastair reid

"grandfather, tell me about yaoi. tell me what it is, to be alive."

[undead-barbie]

The sillies

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[iamcon-fu-sion]

pick a side

team gaud

team pigeon

Voting ended onJun 1

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you people are. unkind to me

[hes-the-stallion]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[synfullewrecche]

logging onto woundblr and seeing all the pain on my gashboard

[synfullewrecche]

spike! regouge!

[orteil42]

being some fucking guy on tumblr is so crucial for me it keeps me humble and, importantly, stupid

[sugarxrottentiger]

★ She is me, I am her ★

[yemme]

Absolute Value of Romance...

One of the first things I learned watching Asian dramas was adults date students. I'm not just talking the story line of an obsession, I mean in the backdrop you would see salary men with high-schoolers. It is in your face even though it's not legal. A student can have a crush on a teacher, that is normal, hormonal. It's up to the adult, the teacher to not act on their emotions. The story being told many can relate, no one is asking for laws to be broken... people are hoping they can be a couple after graduation, she becomes of age or she already is. The chemistry is there. The script was written and I'm enjoying the work for what it is.... Pray there's a time jump and the chemistry we see can flourish...